Currently visiting Austria

Currently visiting Austria

Can anyone explain why the fuck you deem this necessary? No other country does this

>shit
>see blood on toilet paper when wiping
>can't check poop because it's already down the hole
Germans are geniuses

>be G*rm
>poo in loo
>inspect on deck

Russia has these too. Side purpose outside daily poop inspection is to prevent splashes.

really makes me think

it's because you have to sit backwards.
there's a South Park episode about the subject.

I think of it more as a splash prevention.

To detect poop smell?

>poo in loo
>no rush to flush

So do they have to use the brush almost every single time ?

To check for parasites.

>be german
>poo in loo
>revel in the smell
>sniff the shit
>view the poo
>admire the manure
>eye the cowpie

To avoid splashing, it's a waste to throw in toiletpaper every time

>I would rather smell the strong stench of shit than put a couple of pieces of toilet paper on the water first

It's important in the early detection of colon cancer and inflammatory bowel diseases you idiot

Correct, it's always good to inspect your shit afterwards.

Why would you want to prevent splashing? It's like a free bidet

t. feces inspector

Because I don't like wet shit splashing on my asshole
Kind of gay

t. excrement ignoramus

>be dutch
>be poop professional

Cannot be fabricated

This can't be real

>take a shit
>water doesn't splash your asshole
well done toilet engineer

then again we don't have a shit shelf at home, and you can buy whichever toilet type you like.

This tbqh i hate wh*tes

whoa fuck dude that's it
fuckin germans sit with their front toward the back of the toilet
they probably use the water reservoir as a small desk too

t. shits in a hole on the ground

no that's not true. I have never heard anyone mention that this is how you are supposed to defecate

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Austrians are just uber germans, peverted sado-masochists, see Hitler and Fritzel

german ingenuity

>he's not in on it
don't worry user, a lot of us were left out at school

>unironically defending squat shitting
>the squatter is decidedly browner than the other one
top kek mate

I have been pooping for 25 years and maybe once in the span of my entire life have I been splashed. They engineer it so it won't really splash.

Top kek

>Be German
>Pee sitting down
>Poo on shelf

Are they even human?

What a fucking liar. When I lived in the U.S., that happened to me like almost weekly. Just dropping a medium sized deuce resulted in a freezing splashback that managed to cover my butthole and the underside of my balls. Frankly it was disgusting, I immediately had to take a shower afterwards.

>subhumans trying to make fun of a useful design

enjoy your bloody shits, parazites and anus cancer
oh and the shitsplash

Great post

Anatomy has nothing to do with skin color you nigger. Squatting when shitting makes the colon empty bowels easier.

I'm so glad my apartment has a normal toilet, I hate the smell from the ones with a shelf.