Russia or Poland or Czech

>Russia or Poland or Czech

You have to live in one of these Slavic countries

Which country would you choose?

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am happy with any of them seriously.

Not Russia

Aren't Czechs more German than Slavic?

they like to think that, but no, they aren't

Czech'ed.

czechia is literally low budget slav netherlands

i reported you, enjoy your homosex in jail.

Sudetenland

Poland certainly

Russia is not slavic, it is multiethnic.

Russia.
Cheap food and vodka, easy girls, more expats.
Moscow and St Petersburg are decent cities after all, whereas Prague and Warsaw are pretty much peasant-level towns.

What is that? City of poland or russia?

Poland > Czech Republic >>>>>>> Russia

how is this even a contest

Easy beautiful women, cheap, not aggressive like poles and ruskies, best food options out of the three

Czechia

>Poland or Czech
Not a lot of difference. I'd probably choose kurwas because their language is much more comfortable to pronounce.

> their language is much more comfortable to >pronounce
Do you understand what you write?

Russia desu. Preferably somewhere in Sibir.

good evening from russia, grzegorz cziewiczcziewich

I like trees and don't care if I won't live past 60, so Russia

Czechia ofcourse.
It is not even a choice

How can you like trees if you've never seen one?

Wanna trade?
Moja po tvoya? :DDDD

Slovenia

They are Celtic

>Russia
Shithole

>Poland
Russophobic butthurted cucks

>Czechia
Not even Slavs. Butthurted Celtic cuck and slavhaters, hard language

Yes, pretty much
>no long vowels
>no ř
>no contrast between ni and ňi

>but muh Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Strč prst skrz krk, my friend. Consonant clusters are not the worst problem in the West Slavic langs if you're a native Russian speaker.

Czech, because I don't believe in higher power.

Czech easily
>whitest
>richest
>not autistic about religion
>guns
>best beer
>best architecture
>best location in centre of europe

Only one word:"nosowe"
But I can understand if you try to learn pollish it will be easy to pronounce.

Poland because I still have my bank account, library card and bus tickets from there, might as well use them

The Republic

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its 50/50

Czechia is the most comfy country.

Easy.