/cric/ Australia v South Africa 1st Test Thread #9

South Africa 242 & 312/3 (102.5 ov)
Australia 244

South Africa lead by 310 runs with 7 wickets remaining

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goddess

BASED threadcunt

Just wake up mate? Seen any faces today lad?

>ausfailia cant even win at home now

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

lol at all the sperges raging over early threads

ignore it and it wouldnt happen

Just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant

same. pic related.

I genuinely enjoy the threadcunt

lost by 10 today lads

>KP ranting about cuddles

What the fuck is going on?

Are ""we"" threadcounting the whole summer of cricket?

I genuinely enjoy the threadcunt

>KP shilling IPL

just stfu

>1 paki name in the japan vs s.korea t20
>0 in hong kong vs china
the future is bright lads

i assume threadcunt will count per test, and others will be freerange /cric/ and bbl gamethreads

What ever happened to /gong/ posting lads?

>LE RADIST HUBOR XD XD

I'm at work and the only station the wireless picks up is the shitty local fm one.

Kill me

hes one of yours m8

please take him back

Threadcunt's autism has been hyper-focused lately. Quite impressive.

All you need is a wire coat hanger and you'll be able to pickup based Triple J

was /gong/ and /nrl/ or /cric/-only meme?

Need the dulcet tones of lewboi to get me through this shift

Hazlewood seems to hit a wall when he has to bowl long spells, same thing happened last year.

This bowling attack looks really underdone. Pat Howard needs to go.

To think Bird wasn't picked because of his batting...

M Marsh, 0 runs, 0/60 so far. He's played 18 tests now and has 2 fifties and no 5 wicket hauls.

shiggys suicide stopped it m8

based industrious and muscular tradie

starting in /nrl/ like most things but there was one hyper aggressive /gong/ poster that used to spam the shit out of it here a couple years back

based tradie

>started in /nrl/
kek

KEK

His batting is shit, but Smith refuses to bowl him for half the games and then refuses to let him bowl at the stumps for the other half.

as an outsider, /nrl/ was a shit general this year
nothing good came out of it

>he doesn't know about the Wollon/gong/ Dragons

Fucking summercunts

whos better lads

the toyota chick or the ford chick?

I’m generally away through the winter so have the summer to hang out watching cartoons with the kids. The quality is always fantastic when you’re watching through the OLED TV, and the thing that stood out for me was the blacks in the OLED really shows and distinguishes those colours very very well. Oh I love the OLED, and it’s one of the things I look forward to when I come home is actually being able to sit on my couch in front of my OLED TV.

Yas my area's getting nbn

just like mine

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kfc chick

any /rug/ posters here? too much sport on today.

ford girl at first but then toyota girl grew her hair

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Literally where Angela White gave the guy a gobbie lads

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COLLAPSE

her name is Zoe

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyone else watching the Rugby League ""international"" tomorrow morning?

>league
>international
'no'

/fordgirl/ is a total fucking babe.

/fordgirl/ > AAMI >>>>> Toyota Chick

which one?

lol is this like how american sports have a "world series"

>thinking the /gong/ meme started in /nrl/

No YOU are the summercunt. The intial gong posting started in wogball threads after scott chipperfield was mentioned with /gong/ being 1st used in au/sp/ then spammed through the summer.

KYS

/wog/ has averaged 1.6 poosts per hour. I'm just not feeling any motivation to bully them today for some reason.

How can I help you lads today?

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$18.50 for wood. fucking ripoff mate.

*brings Hustler magazine to counter*

J-just this and n-number four th-thanks.

I’m generally away through the winter so have the summer to hang out watching cartoons with the kids. The quality is always fantastic when you’re watching through the OLED TV, and the thing that stood out for me was the blacks in the OLED really shows and distinguishes those colours very very well. Oh I love the OLED, and it’s one of the things I look forward to when I come home is actually being able to sit on my couch in front of my OLED TV.

They were literally begging me to bully them last night kek

my 93 year old neighbour just called and told me there is a big lorry in the road just around the corner from us and i should be careful not to drive into it.

wtf? you guys drink together or something?

Thats nice of him m8. Probably lonely

what went right?

>lorry

Sounds suspicious

I wonder how many niggers he'd killed in his younger days

holy shit, you weren't joking, Stavros literally spent his Friday night waiting for a (You)

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>tfw there is also a big lorry around the corner
>tfw could drive into it at any moment

SCARED.jpg

how was he texting and batting at the same time?

she is lonely yeah, try and make a turn there once a day, both her kids are living abroad.

even in afrikaans we call it a lorrie

How many languages is the average African conversational in? Do you know a bit of Zulu too?

you're a good guy.

Can Starc bowl in some good areas, hes ruining all the hard work from Sids and HWood

south africa sounds really exotic

>moving overseas and leaving your mum in literally Africa
They need to be lobotomised

average black south african can speak about 7 languages

white south africans can speak afrikaans and english. I grew up on a farm and speak tswana and its sister languages. Zulu i do not speak, i live in the far northern interior.

Siri

my parents left south africa in 2004 cos its a shithole and left my gran but allgood cos shes got mates nstuff

Post more cricket sloots.

Is there still animosity between Afrikaans speakers and Anglos?

your parents should be lobotomized.

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Wtf, only just switched the tv on, is this is like some kind of Bizarro world where the first innings wicket is somehow more deteriorated and harder to bat on than the second?Like a Benjamin Button wicket?Or is the Aussie bowling just that toothless?

FOR YOU

Smith is literally and unironically refusing to bowl on the stumps

sometimes I feel like crying but I can't cry

sometimes I don't recognize the person in the mirror

This outfield seems really quick

>Or is the Aussie bowling just that toothless

Nope Australians mostly bowled very well. Saffers just batted well and the Strayans tired out due to heat after the first session (37 degrees). Elgar got dropped once but otherwise just bad luck.

Honestly just really really good Test batting by Elgar and Duminy. Hazlewood in particular really tested them but they were good enough to get through it.

t. Steve Smith

Van Niekerk is qt

>still
What is this, 1896?

I caught my eye in a swinging door.
I'd never seen that man before.
I saw myself in someone else and hated them ever since.
Some broken glass and a bleeding hand.
The mirror's down but I'm still standing.
Stand.
I know who I am.

Regret not staying up to watch at least some of it now.

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G O O S E
O
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osborne is clearly a man.

If im being critical, Meme Shit's captaincy was just a bit shit (didnt bowl Lyon at all in session 1). But yeah been a really good Test. Australia can still chase this because Russia only have two bowlers

>it's a Chappelli reminiscing episode

god I want to lick cheatles butthole

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