Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it

Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it.

>La li lu le lo

moves into the blanc house with his family

You jump on turtles and anthropomorphic evil mushrooms so that you can save the princess from the boss turtle, who is green with spikes on his back and his name rhymes with "Growzer"

>In France
>Cafe explodes
>Follow a clown into a sewer
>Show soiled tissues to everyone you meet
>PS and PC, mid-nineties

>Cry shit away and take pills to kill your mum

MGS:2 (Kojima is a Troll/Raiden is a Homo Edition)

>Burn shit
>Get paid
>Repeat

>Cut off their limbs
>Shoot the limbs off of enemies for extra damage
>"Listen, forget about shooting them in the body, you gotta cut off limbs."
>"Go for the limbs - dismember them. That should do the job."
>"Conserve ammo by dismembering enemy limbs"

Final fantasy 7

Sonic the hedgehog

a group of international assassins following a specific creed form a syndicate in industrial era london

Dead Space

Assassin creed. Or dishoned

>Sad lesbians

Yup

>"NIGGA YO DUN' GOOF'D SUCH A BITCH ASS SIMPLE JOB!"
>yfw sheeeeeeeit

Gone Home. 11/10 IGN

the devil is under the church

>be a dog
>follow colour scent
>play fetch

Good game.

Too much water

Diablo

Nope.

Life is strange?

Ôkami.

The Binding of Isaac.

Your first mission is to steal a bike.

America Simulator 2017

Yup!

GTA:SA.

Isaac is right.

>old man
>inception
>childhood love
>origami
>moon
>dead

You're my best friend if you've played this game before.

GTA

intimidate those who intimidate others, carl

Heavy Rain

Heavy Rain?

To the moon!

beautiful and stylish

>be a kid during rad 90s in 'murica
>go on an adventure and bash up shit
>travel back in time
>almost become an hero, literally
>still make it back
>bitch tells me to gtfo back home
>tfw no pussi at the end
>instead had a fucking feel trip

Which game?

Revengeance was cool though

Broken sword

>Starring Willem Dafoe

Minecraft.

You have to save your sister/daughter depending on what version of you game you got.
Also best girl might not be a girl?

NOOOOO

Hello my friend

Also, such good tier soundtrack.

Beyond: two souls.

>roll into town with a police escort and a ballin' jacket
>shoot a local
>police are murdered
>kill a lumberjack
>something about bingo

>"Rookies start here..."
>Shoot everything, collect gems
>Become strong enough to destroy your way out
>"Death by Stereo"

Oh fuck it is To the Moon.
Origami is the rabbits that the wife made.
Inception because the scientists needed to find the reason for the wish.
Going to the moon is the wish.
Old man wanted to go to the moon with his wife who passed away.

I'm so dumb thinking it was Heavy Rain

Chrono Trigger

>beach ball
>rolling on a three dimensional maze
>pixels

Life is strange

>widdly-wahh
>widdly-widdly-widdly wahhhh
>weeeeewww widdly widdly
>crowd cheers

Dr robot nicks mean bean machine ?

Yupperoni

Hi my friend.

Secret of Evermore?

Kula World?

Hello. Yup, not bad at all.

Assassin's Creed: Black Flag.

Kula something.

>Free rock-frozen dragons

EarthBound

I cried so much at the end.
I can't play it again because I know I'll cry again

>arabs
>nukes
>michael bay

>arrive on a new planet searching for legendary items
>three new friends have joined you in your quest
>some handsome guy tries to kill you
>a dancing robot saves you

Ding

robot poisons everyone for science

Start naked
Fight
Get blue armour and stone hammer
Zezima

Borderlands.

spot on

>check out a new place to live
>shit goes down
>start having visions
>tell your superiors
>they think you're crazy
>grab some buddies
>kill the bad guy
>they still think you're crazy

Fuck no is it Black Flag. I would have said pirates if it was.

> Jewelry collector
> Keep finding annoying animals
> exercise separates you from your enemy
> can't seem to get shit right

Close, no cigar.

Correct.

Boarder lands 2

Correct

ye

modern warfare

Undertale.

It's the only AC I played and it's kinda spot on lol.
If you said pirates it wouldn't have been vague!

pick up the world and take it to the stars

>yellow people
>driving
>kicking people

Guitar Hero.

I've not played Black Flag.
Who's Ed's sister/daughter?

Crazy Taxi

ride a motorcycle
fuck sluts

starbound

Simpson's Hit and run?

Nope

>BUSTA, STRAIGHT BUSTA!

Sleeping Dogs

>Faggot does stuff
>The whore is a whore

What game is this?

Dunno, there's a daughter somewhere though.

Nope

Yup

>the world is reborn and both of your friends go batshit
>Punch god in the face

was going for Guitar Hero: Metallica, but close enough

>In France
>Cafe explodes

Real life?

TOPKEK

you are a failure of a detective in a cyberpunky universe. but fun and stuff. and your nigger companion blows it.

>pissed off 24/7
>decides to kill all the Gods

GTA3?

>brother 1 fucks up
>brother 2 makes up for brother 1's mistake
>brother 2 dies for brother 1
>brother 3 and sister 1 are just chillin' off screen
>brother 1 smashes a plate
>brother 2, brother 3 and sister 1 all come to help
>liquidated

I'm Asian and that made me kek

God of war