/heem/: Kookie Kween in pasties edition

Previous thread: Upcoming events:
11/05: Glory 35: Nice - Mwekassa vs Vakhitov
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/06: EBI 9 - Magalhaes vs Tonon
11/10: Bellator 164 - Koreshkov vs Lima 2
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya
11/18: Lion Fight 33 - Nattawut vs Hassantoy
11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Mousasi vs Hall 2
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Bader vs Nogueira 2
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Brunson vs Whittaker
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

Previous thread: (Cross-thread)

News:

>Rizin is holding a ring card girl competition
youtube.com/watch?v=vs80XDk7bW0

>UFC FN 98 early weigh in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-fight-night-98-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-11-a-m-et

>Cris Cyborg thinks that people are being unfair to her
twitter.com/criscyborg/status/794713938214518784

Other urls found in this thread:

ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2016-fight-pass-prelims
ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2016-prelims
ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2016
youtube.com/watch?v=mbHzzqmbyUQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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>I'm going to marry __!
>__ a cute, a CUTE!
>I wonder what __'s __ smells like!
>this is __, say something nice to her
Am I really the only one that sees red over this crossover animu board faggotry.

Lad, I get where you come from, but Grasso a CUTE!

you'll all get yours

>tfw morning ice mask
Looking like a teenager again lads

Greg Hardy is training at ATT

Jay Glazer is going to be spewing, mate.

Wgaf? Dana believes in second chances. I can't wait to see him fight.

Friendly reminder that Kaline Medeiros could whoop the tar outta your fitefu!

BOOK IT, DANA

>Swecuck likes the kind of woman that's an ugly bush pig that'd peg him
colour me surprised

Trips of untruth.

Would lovingy wrestle and cuddle with her. She could keep banging chicks though, I wouldn't mind.

Are you the Swede that shills unattractive BR shemale fighters? You need to stop, I can't handle your dimwitted gimmick.

>Trips of untruth.
no such thing.

>she's 37

Fucking hell.

>Cruz is holding steady at -200

Is it just the hype from Garbrandt knocking fools out?

>tfw embedded could arrive literally any second
Dana bless

time to hit the TAB with a fresh 2 hundy, lad.

>tfw all my wealth is tied up in durry futures

>he doesn't blow 200+ on smokes, e and alcohol per week
don't go TAB then

how many bongs until Dos Anjos vs Furgeson?

A lot, probably around 9-12 hours.

11.5

Glory is only 7 bongs way tho

>choking him from behind
>not burying his face in her sweaty vag

>tfw too busy to watch anything except UFC

called it btw

ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2016-fight-pass-prelims (11 bongs)
ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2016-prelims (12.5 bongs)
ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2016 (14.5 bongs)

are ufc stats a lie? if the height is bullshit, then does this mean the range could be bullshit too?

conor is supposed to be 5'9" but during his standoff with eddie he was clearly taller than him, and even when eddie tiptoed, he still wasn't as tall as conor (they were both wearing very similar shoes so that doesn't really matter).

Only one judge scored it 50-45 retard

>Being this deceived by some hair
There is likely only a few millimeters between those two, one rounds up to 5'8 and the other 5'9.

only thing that gets officially measured is reach. the rest is self-reported. eddie probably isn't 5'9 and conor is probably 5'10 with on the balls of his feet with exaggerated posture

macleans toothpaste posters are so dense.

hoodie rat is a solid 7

Are we getting a schaubcast for the card tonight?

conor is almost 4 inches taller than eddie when he stands up straight

She barely beat that Indian girl, you really think she can be YOANNA YEUNGJAYCHECK?

I that's the same guy.

There's no chance she beats Hill, either.

Ugh fucking sam "reddit" alvey is fighting tonight, please get ktfo

About to go get my breakfast at Micky D's (I'm bulking)

What should I get?

Them sausage mcmuffins dog

or any variation of the mcmuffin

Nicholson has a broken jaw, Reddit is going to khtfo.

>were all living in amerika

A couple of sausage mcmuffs and hashies

hey spartans i'm a complete noob to mma. can anyone explain what she means by this and what it's a reference to? picrelated.

like i get how weigh ins work and everything but i don't know how the penalties for missing weight works and how the promoter is involved.

thanks bros sorry for the noob question no bully plz.

Ughhhhhh why can't they match him up against a real killer

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Cris cyborg cuts extreme weight to make weight for her UFC fights, not only is that dangerous health wise, if she missed weight by a sizeable amount it's dangerous for her opponent too.

If you miss weight you pay a percentage of your purse to your opponent as some sort of compensation for the size advantage

shes referring to Charles oliveira who missed weight by 9 lbs yesterday

>if she missed weight by a sizeable amount it's dangerous for her opponent
nice meme
stop believing this jewish statist lie

nice mix and match buzzword list

Have you ever rolled with someone way heavier than you? It's noticeably more difficult than your own weight

>tfw sea level ferguson will be a fresh new meme after tonight
Can't wait

>It's noticeably more difficult than your own weight
BJJ butt scooters BTFO. At the end of the day being /fit/ reigns supreme.

"no"

Nice meme

Shut up manlet.

>it's a Jon Anik card

huh? Shut up shitter.

ah ok thanks for explaining the purse thing.

ok thanks for explaining what the reference was for.

u guys are awesome thanks for not telling me to go to hell.

Schaub bless brother

ur whalecum

Remember that time Cyborg had a six pound bikini?

Is there a fight companion tonight?

no i haven't been following the sport long enough. i saw the clip of misha stripping.

Did anyone notice war Diego going nuts at the standoffs?Will the based spic pull out another war tonight for the fans or his chin permanently deleted anymore?

Edgy is busy cornering Ferguson.

Sanchez is getting tapped out in the second.

WE only need Schaub

>tfw robbie lawler robbed us of the GOAT card
205 is still pretty good tho

wew RIP Tony

i would heem all the board.

youtube.com/watch?v=mbHzzqmbyUQ

HEEM SLEEPY

calm down kid

>mfw when goobs unironically chokes to death

rip in piece

>tfw the conor meme will end on the 12th

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Interested to see all the negative comments that can come from the sad cheetoh fingered dorks that seem to comment on my pics. Here's the facts you losers, and I apologize for any foul language. Get a life, man I actually feel sorry for you. Why do you even talk shit? Occasionally, I look at some of your profiles..... Wow!!! Please stop. I don't respond because I actually feel sorry for you, because you are some of the saddest looking Virgin assholes I've ever seen. Anyway, I'm going back to chilling in my massive house, with my beautiful child and multiple girls,with my top of the line sneaker collection staring at me right now. Regardless of anything you can say, I'm ridiculously happy. Can any of you spiteful people say that? Haha nope! Otherwise you jealous nerds wouldn't spend your time hating on me.
Meanwhile I hope you find something at the job centre, a job, a girlfriend, or maybe just a sense of purpose and happiness. God knows your life is lacking if this is how you like to spend your free time. Find something useful to do, add to the world, be happy and spread love. Oh and in the meantime.... Go fuck yourself. And you know what's really funny? All you dicks would beg me for a picture if you met me. Now that's funny!!!!!

found a picture of the goon who spams miesha pics

What if Gooby would campaign for president of Ireland after his retirement?Wouldnt that be aewsome?

We are in the era of meme celeb politcians after all

>rip international relationships and negotiations

literally wwe

is that megan olivi?
i want to say yes (the shoes adding 1ft to be as tall as normal people) but im hesitant to jack off if it isn't her

>literally wwe
no, in wwe the interviewers dont wear high heels or are forced to squat

>Not knowing Megan Olivis ass by now

casual, that isn't her

Me btw

Why wait for retirement? Manny's still fighting.

Should fighters from these islands be banned from becoming champions? They are better at talking rather than fighting. They are shills for people like Dana which allow unfair advantages. They try to duck real competition and find "alternative" ways out which hold up the divisions.

>2 Fighters do this
>Both islands are irredeemable

Nah man

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 1m ago
Eddie Alvarez has sustained an early morning injury. More info soon.

Our president has no power or influence so I can see that happening, no joke, in the future

Fuck this seems legit

She absolutely raped that poo in the loo Senpai

>that webm

kek erry tyme

that would be super cool.I hope he gives Artem a ministy
>absolutely raped that poo in the loo
poo didnt even bleed or knocked down

what is this pic from?

the new cod game

How does KK beat Joanna?

DQ due to 12-6 elbows