Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which

Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which.

>I beat up kids for money and my friend is a sociopath

bald boy cries for his life

Canis Canem Edit aka Bully

Bully?

Ate you even trying? That's way too easy.

Ding ding ding. Nice one.

>I am a badass dog musher
>ex military
>get awoken by a special ops team and come to with a burlap sack over my head
>fucking colonel taking the piss because I'm retarded
>some hot chick gives me flu shots
>some shit happens
>I end up meeting my estranged twin brother. He seems obsessed with jeans.

Metal Gear Solid.

Yes.

>
LIQUID!?

The kid throws coins, while the old man throws shurikens

I'm dead. But kinda not. Other people are here. But kinda not.
My hobby is beating ugly things

>Teddy bears

Demon's/Dark Souls/Bloodborne

Fnaf

Winrar

>59.99 reasons why i hate S.M.

Oo ahh ooahh
Me make strong spear
Commit genocide of another race
Cold up north

>muh baby

every single dynasty warriors game

>Jason.
>Jason?
>Jason!
>Shaun!
>Shaun!
>SHAAAAUUUUUN!!!

Gentle Drizzle.

UGH YEAH SHOOTING THINGS OMG BLOWJOBS YES CHEST HAIR EXPLOSIONS MURRICA STRIPPERS FUCK YES

>Los Angeles Riot
>Go to prison
>You want out? Offer you can't refuse

I love to hut things with a tool and use ridiculous guns.

You can fart and blast yourself forward on a trail of flames at the same damn time!

>vigilante with a phone
>can't jump

I have 8 split personalities, and I kill people made out of blood.
My friend is a gimp with a penchant for autoerotoc asphyxiation, and a speech impediment.
I also have a stalker called Travis.

Watch Dogs

wash dogs

Dark chronicle

9 faggots trying to kill other 9 faggots

yep

"Houston, we have a problem."
*sigh* "What else is new"

>fall down hole
>talking flowers and goats won't leave me alone

>Scientist find Robot
>Use Robot make more Robot
>Humans live Robot
>Robots attack Human
>First Robot fight Robot

Heavy Rain

GTAIII-V or a Duke Nukem fps.

Jacking off a light saber.

Just played it recently. I was underwhelmed.

Nope

Undermeme

GG EZ MID

Medievil

Yep, Duke Nukem

>UNDERSTAND
>UNDERSTAND
>UNDERSTAND
>UNDERSTAND
>THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

Read the replies already been guessed it's Dark Souls

Jet Set - Ooof! Jet Set - Ooof!
Jet! Set! Radioooooo!

>Guy gets cucked by a mask, not twice, but three times

Medievil 2? But that one sucked.

Applicable.
Also, my nigga.

>I am a typical japanese cool protagonist
>have an edgy tattoo on shoulder and cool edge pants
>my grandfather turns out to be a cunt
>turns out I'm a devil
>I know karate btw

Horizon ?

Tekken.... 2?

Nope

Kek
Splatterhouse.

Idk I liked the addition of guns and the story a bit more engaging.

ME1 had a better atmosphere
>dat crystal cave theme

It really puzzles me why this little faggot just keeps following me around.
Not like I have a PhD and anything better to do

>try to do anything
>get shot
>repeat

Crash Bandicoot.

yee

Very close

>download game
>download mods
>fuck lolis

>Prop-Hunt gets a story mode

Seriously, fuck Preston.

Fair point. Fair point. I'll give you that.

Skyrim

Leggo Indiana Jones

TF2?

Nope

Skyrim/ Fallout

>I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.

You can run around and beat people with a skateboard

boogerman

GTA III

>i hate hospitals. and doctors and lawyers and cops...

GTA VC

>Push_it_to_the_limit.mp3

nope.

correct

Left 4 Dead
wot

Is this Superhot?

That one game by naughty dog

>useless party members
>cringe
>DARKNESS

>Barely a game
>Troy Baker is Archer

>Space Travel
>Humanity fucks up
>Space Zombies Unlocked
>Joe Plumber saves Humanity

yep

Halo 4

kingdom hearts

>>crazy atlas bitch/good-looking sociopath/dumb military slut wants to look for an alien prison
>>shoot shit wit fire or shock or w/e
>>some bar owner/stripper has mildly good tits/ass
>>acquire badass skill tree/guns
>>win

My name is Donald Love. You're listening to a Love Media station. Enjoy.

Probably solo queuing League feat. Nocturne

Mass Effect series. or Dead Space.

>be me
>early 90's
>I'm running around overweight and nude with a blonde afro and a groucho marx mask killing people with a chainsaw

Vice City

Hostages and grenades

little gay boy kills himself after white old man rapes his ass

Megafag

>>be stranded and jesus-freaks probably ate my boy

Wrong

>treasure hunter
>graphics keep getting better