Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

her CGI body scan 3D self with voice synthesis

any ugly dike probably

A piece of wood

A horse with three legs

>ywn be inside of one of her sneakers

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better question would be : why is she so perfect OP ?

A weed bowl.

Mackenzie Foy

Idris Elba

Hmm who knew she's actually kinda gorgeous

Anyone could do it when high on xanax or valium.

A crusty homeless girl

C'mon, OP! Gimme some o' dat BoyStew.

everyone with eyes

She's absolutely mediocre. The hell is wrong with you?

Someone whose feet give off the same sexual aura that KStew's naked soles do.

you're mediocre

Why are the jews so scared of giving her an Oscar?

Private Stewart reporting for duty, sir! What are your orders?

Run 10 miles then hand over your socks and boots for personal inspection

just let her suck my dick while all the other soldiers are masturbating

why is she so pale?

obviously

I saw Panic Room at an impressionable age. Now I like girls who look like boys and boys who look like girls. Thanks a lot, KStew!

Cara has boyfeet. BOYFEET! She can't play Kristen. Kristen has cute soft pale feminine feet.

c-can I watch too ?

Cara can play kristen tomboy girlfriend,they can press their naked soles toghther

wtf is that monster

why are her ugly boyfeet so sexually attractive?

I want to deepthroat her foot
I want to get facefucked by her feet
I want to gag like a whore on kstew's perfect princess feet
I want to romantically and passionately and kiss and worship her feet until time ends

and where is the love for her heels ?

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i want her to be kidnapped by a vengeful ex and taken to some mindbreak facility and then have the tape leaked of her as a broken sex pet

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That's called a hair part you dumb fuck

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>ywn literally be her toilet

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>ywn get high with kstew

would have to be a clone. no chance they could ever match her foot game otherwise

Mmm, those sexy feet. I wanna...s-suck on them?

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I want to get high on her old socks

i cant work this out. are both feets caras?

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>Gorgeous
>Intelligent
>Loves animals
>Open minded

This is why....

>open minded
>hates black people

really makes you think

she also hates poor people

Whats going on here?

>pothead

DROPPED

She looks so good with blonde hair.

yep

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Explain to me how saying that equates to hating black people?

Fuck, i'm black and I agree with her.

Ugh! You're black, Krager? And I thought we were friends.

Looks like a less attractive Teresa Palmer.

neck yourself nigger

Don't know but the theme will be a dyke cult turning a b-tier celebrity into a 24/7 lifestyle sub, tattooing her extensively, cutting off her hair and making her wair locks on chains around her neck even when she's repping chanel. Also using all of their profits for their own pursuits.

so tell us, how does it feel like to... well... you know, living in a white society where leftists pretend to love you for your votes ?

Some democrats truly do care about minorities, Bernie Sanders is one of them.

Krager couldn't care less as long as the welfare check arrives every month.

Oh and also I forgot to mention - all the people in her crew are either fags or dykes except for her assistant (not her current gf / handler / mistress who wears the key on chain), her current assistant was raised in Scientology.

nope, hes racist, he said white people couldn't know what its like to be poor, thats anti white racism and heavy race-baiting, like true leftists always did, thinking minorities are their good pets they need to pander to

I'm just kidding, Krager. I knew you were black. Remember when I used to tease you about buying a KStew cardboard cut-out and making out with it?

I want her to Lynndie England me...