33yo virgin with small dick, 5ft7 , 260 lbs...

33yo virgin with small dick, 5ft7 , 260 lbs, broke (med shool debt 100K) was asked out on a date form 8/10 hot youn girl, 6ft1 100 lbs ripped gym instructor, what do. cant even get real hard

get some xanax, coz nigga you trippin

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fuckin viagra dude
cialis
you know
red wine
dark chocolate
crushed up bulls horns
and of course
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if you think dick size and height matters you're a betacuck

if you're alpha as fuck you could be a short little guy with tiny cock and still fuck my bitch

If u have trouble talking to girls, this

y you torture benis tho?

as long as that med school debt will eventually convert into a real med degree you have nothing to worry about.

she is probably in the Sup Forums equivalent for girls posting about how insecure she is going on a date with a doctor

5'7 is relatively average and your dick is big enough to get the job done even if it won't win any prizes at the state fair. You are a fat sack of shit though.

More importantly, why are you interested in dating an Amazonian?

She's obviously gold digging, but who cares?

You're a self described 33 yr old virgin. It will probably help you gain a lot of self confidence to get laid at all, let alone a 100lb gym bunny. Just fuck her.

All else fails, you're small enough to just climb up in her.

Another morning posting this thread, eh? That's what, a week straight now?

dude i work as a resident 100h a week in a hospital, residents make like 30 k a year, while having this huge debt. watch all those TV Shows Greys Anatomy and so on where the young doctor are poor as fuck and slave away. i have zero money and until i finsih my residency and i will be around 38y

fukin betas!
who cares wat size ur dick is! bitch is lucky i even speak to her much less give her the dik!

i might even let her cum but only if im feelin generous.

you beta fuks worried about if she likes you or how big you dik is while im fukin bitches gettin my nut off inside of them and movin on to the next bitch when i get tired of her!

yet ive got TONS of bitches tryin to get with me.

WTF happened to "men" these days!

You're obese and broke, yet you think it's a good idea to spend money on dick "enlargement" tools? How about losing some weight instead, will also help with your financial problems.

No wonder you failed med school

It's also not a suprise that you're a virgin if you think girls give any fucks about your penis size, and care less about your weight.

Fix your shit

most of these shit posts are a auto-bot that auto posts on Sup Forums to help move things along.

wut i finished med shool last year, and the "tools" are FDA approved and i got them mostly for free from medical studies. both the pump and extender are prescribed

This is exactly what deterred me from med school, I don't want to work 100 hours a week.

But I would like to fuck the hot young nurses. That career field seems to be booming.

First of all, lose weight, bro...

I'm 5'7, pretty fit, and weigh 150 lbs... There's no reason why you should weight 260 lbs...

Definitely go on the date, she must like your personality and she's probably willing to coach you. Maybe she sees potential.

My girlfriend is a 5'11" runway model, sexy as fuck. Don't worry about the height, just be confident. You'll be the same height when laying down in bed together.

GO ON THE DATE. BE CONFIDENT. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?! (hint: NOTHING)

>girl
Better learn how to eat pussy, faggot. As soon as she cums you'll never see her again.

You got free penis enlargement tools from your medical studies?
You got penis enlargement tools prescribed?
You managed to get 100k in debt from your med school studies and you were still allowed to get your degree?

>You managed to get 100k in debt from your med school studies and you were still allowed to get your degree?

Do you know understand how student loans work? Ffs, son. Go to school; you might learn something.

im 6'1, 350lbs and still fuck like a rabbit. most of my weight is muscle, but i do have a belly.

all that matters is your confidence, bitches love the attitude that shows you are capable of anything

If you have like 30 penis enlargement tools you probably have zero confidence.

Learn to not be ashamed of yourself, it will help you in the long run.

Ok so why are you crying that you're broke then? You still get student loans at the age of 33? How many years did you fuckup?

In EU we don't use this retarded system, I study medicine myself friendo.

bitch do you upload this thread every fucking day?

i started med shool at 27 and finished a year ago, i dont have to pay back all student loans at the same time so thats why i still have 100 K left to pay back in line the next 20 years or so

>33yo virgin with small dick, 5ft7 , 260 lbs, broke
>was asked out on a date form 8/10 hot youn girl, 6ft1 100 lbs ripped gym instructor
KEK, seems legit

Apparently it's the confidence that gets you laid, not the penis size. That's what I've heard.

Jesus Christ, 6ft 1 100 lbs? Did you get asked out by slenderman?
That body type sounds nightmarish.

she is actually pretty ripped , no fat just muscle and boobs

>cant even get real hard

No shit you're breaking your dick

True, but if your government decides that you don't get to go to school to be a doctor, then you guys either come over to the US or no med license for you

so what do i do now , is it a trap?

>6ft1
>100 lbs

Jesus she's hot. Now i gotta go to the gym, cut my long as hair, and build up confidence to score someone that hot.

>gym instructor

Oh alright, sucks that you started pretty late with studies.
That makes no sense, sorry

>T H I C C

thats what iam saying what she want to do with me,k i told here already i am in debt and and virgin she still asked me out, told me it would be her treat...

well, you went to med school. You figure this shit out.

Literally this, I'm a hairy, short, white, dork and still get a reasonable amount of pussy.

and he still doesn't know how to measure his dick

Best of luck! I think she actually likes you, though. I mean next date, treat her back!

but how come, iam a total nerd, i before med shool i did my masters in genetics and cehmistry and worked as a scientist , i have no real life experience just big bang theory life style

> 2017
> Not JELQing

she probably likes Nerdy guys, man. Go along with it. See what happens.

right... you were a scientist and now you are a broke beta faggot who lacks in self confidence and is asking for advice on Sup Forums

its dangerous take this with you ...

so whats my game plan guys, i told here i have no time for dates what now she still asks me out