walk in
see this on bed
wat do???
walk in
see this on bed
wat do???
Pound that boipussy then cry myself to sleep reassuring myself I'm straight
turn 180° and moonwalk away
that's pretty pathetic
turn my phone 90 degrees
fucking christ
How does a guy have gay sex with a woman?
Give her a strap-on and live for the moment.
a man having sex with a woman is never gay
Turn 360 and walk away
and watch the drama unfold
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
i can post a picture of his dick if anyone wants.
You'd be walking back toward him, jackass. 360° is a fucking circle.
why not
And the drama begins
Step 1 turn 360
Step 2 Walk away (in any direction)
>Being this new
here
might as well
get on a big hair wig and start the next charles and eddie.
such a cute penis
call the police. fucker broke in my house
this
Then he'd start bitch crying and try slapping you calling you a homophobe.
Then you'd just have a big old hot silly mess on your cutie patutie hands of yours.
why are you assuming that he's gay?
bump.