Walk in

walk in

see this on bed

wat do???

Pound that boipussy then cry myself to sleep reassuring myself I'm straight

turn 180° and moonwalk away

that's pretty pathetic

turn my phone 90 degrees

fucking christ

How does a guy have gay sex with a woman?
Give her a strap-on and live for the moment.

a man having sex with a woman is never gay

Turn 360 and walk away

and watch the drama unfold

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!

i can post a picture of his dick if anyone wants.

You'd be walking back toward him, jackass. 360° is a fucking circle.

why not

And the drama begins

Step 1 turn 360
Step 2 Walk away (in any direction)

>Being this new

here

might as well

get on a big hair wig and start the next charles and eddie.

such a cute penis

call the police. fucker broke in my house

this

Then he'd start bitch crying and try slapping you calling you a homophobe.

Then you'd just have a big old hot silly mess on your cutie patutie hands of yours.

why are you assuming that he's gay?

bump.