REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Ok

No

Sure why not

Not with that attitude

GF tomorrow..yeah..

nothing but lies

...

...

Okay fine.

Can't hurt right

FINALLY!! :D

Bop

Yeah right.

o holy kek, grant us all qt gfs

i dont want a gf. i want a fuckbuddy.

It didn't work the other 100 times, but I believe.

Kill me

but do want though? all i want is the succ, not a relationship.

can't hurt

OK

Well...

Ok

dunno how that will do it but sure

Owow rly????

i dont believe, but why no?

nigga i dont even have any real female friends

one with the big nipples please!

Repeat this prayer and you will get a girlfriend TODAY.

watchin' you sleep,
i'm lookin'
in your window,
everyday i drive past
your house
standin' in your front yard,
why don't you come out?
watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide,
one of these days i'm gonna come inside
it must be love,
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch, i love you i'm not crazy!

walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
i just wanna talk to you!
maybe she's got better things to do
don't be afraid...to feel my touch,
don't worry babe i won't hurt you much.
it must be love
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch, i love you i'm not crazy!

i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
no matter what you say, now here i come.

I wouldnt reply to the most convincing "if you dont respond youll die" thread. but i wil respond to this one because im just that desperate.

Niggers

ja

Yeah finally

...

Sure

What if I already have a gf, do I get to keep two?

My fate is sealed.
No amount of shitposting will save me.

>tfw no

ty

Lets see if this actually works for once

Can I just have her back by tomorrow? Please?

can't hurt, can it?

>implying

I'm a wizard. This post means nothing

Aiii lmao

I bet I don't

ok

My wife is gonna be pissed.

lezgo. idgaf

Roll

wow

ok, once more

Ok, let's see.... Lol !

If this doesn't work, you'll be doomed.

rolling

I pray to the god of memes. All praise Kek!

roll

>whitening teeth in photoshop

lol

Plz boss

lets see

Very good transformation from male to female. they look just like real girls.

What if you already have one?
OP 0
Atheists 1

yeah

roll

Ok

seems llegit

forever alone

Ok

I hope not

Kill me XDXDXDXD

>25
>Never dated or kissed a girl
>Virgin
I would like a qt3.14 girlfriend pls

I want a new one anyway

Fag

Replying

Ok

I prayed to the lord ken before replying, I should get some extra privileges

maybe youll have one without a dick?

Sure, because why not.

Yeah! Show that fruit!

sure thing!

Im gay

only dubs will get a GF

Sure thing

O.o

Only if shes hot

nice

Ok

...

i wanna FUCK MY, way to the gaaarden

Lies! It never Happens.

I just wish my current girlfriend loved me..

If I already have one will I get another one or will it replace the one I have?

yes!

Ok

We'll see... one in my area please?

I already do m8

It just doesn't work, even tho I am trying:/

gimme gimme

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