REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Ok
No
Sure why not
Not with that attitude
GF tomorrow..yeah..
nothing but lies
...
...
Okay fine.
Can't hurt right
FINALLY!! :D
Bop
Yeah right.
o holy kek, grant us all qt gfs
i dont want a gf. i want a fuckbuddy.
It didn't work the other 100 times, but I believe.
Kill me
but do want though? all i want is the succ, not a relationship.
can't hurt
OK
Well...
Ok
dunno how that will do it but sure
Owow rly????
i dont believe, but why no?
nigga i dont even have any real female friends
one with the big nipples please!
Repeat this prayer and you will get a girlfriend TODAY.
watchin' you sleep,
i'm lookin'
in your window,
everyday i drive past
your house
standin' in your front yard,
why don't you come out?
watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide,
one of these days i'm gonna come inside
it must be love,
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch, i love you i'm not crazy!
walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
i just wanna talk to you!
maybe she's got better things to do
don't be afraid...to feel my touch,
don't worry babe i won't hurt you much.
it must be love
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch, i love you i'm not crazy!
i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
no matter what you say, now here i come.
I wouldnt reply to the most convincing "if you dont respond youll die" thread. but i wil respond to this one because im just that desperate.
Niggers
ja
Yeah finally
...
Sure
What if I already have a gf, do I get to keep two?
My fate is sealed.
No amount of shitposting will save me.
>tfw no
ty
Lets see if this actually works for once
Can I just have her back by tomorrow? Please?
can't hurt, can it?
>implying
I'm a wizard. This post means nothing
Aiii lmao
I bet I don't
ok
My wife is gonna be pissed.
lezgo. idgaf
Roll
wow
ok, once more
Ok, let's see.... Lol !
If this doesn't work, you'll be doomed.
rolling
I pray to the god of memes. All praise Kek!
roll
>whitening teeth in photoshop
lol
Plz boss
lets see
Very good transformation from male to female. they look just like real girls.
What if you already have one?
OP 0
Atheists 1
yeah
roll
Ok
seems llegit
forever alone
Ok
I hope not
Kill me XDXDXDXD
>25
>Never dated or kissed a girl
>Virgin
I would like a qt3.14 girlfriend pls
I want a new one anyway
Fag
Replying
Ok
I prayed to the lord ken before replying, I should get some extra privileges
maybe youll have one without a dick?
Sure, because why not.
Yeah! Show that fruit!
sure thing!
Im gay
only dubs will get a GF
Sure thing
O.o
Only if shes hot
nice
Ok
...
i wanna FUCK MY, way to the gaaarden
Lies! It never Happens.
I just wish my current girlfriend loved me..
If I already have one will I get another one or will it replace the one I have?
yes!
Ok
We'll see... one in my area please?
I already do m8
It just doesn't work, even tho I am trying:/
gimme gimme
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