Come home

>Come home

>Go to your bedroom

>See this

What do you do?

wake up?

Wake her up. Make sure she's okay.
If she's like, all over me and wanting to get to the down diggity pound a round cum down, well then, who am I to say no?

Call the cops because there's a home invader in my house.

i'd tell her:
" you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this" as i hand her a bowl of eggs

grab the baseball bat, beat the monkey to death with it, dump it in a river

kill her because shes a nigger, then fuck the shit out of her

Burn the nigger.

straight up bury my face in those perfect ass cheeks

I'll be the first adult to comment.


I'll wake her up by eating that luscious booty, daddy!

>as i hand her a bowl of eggs
faggot

nice dbl dubz

>remove .357 magnum from holster
>empty 6 hollow points into it
>call police and tell them a nigger was trying to rob and kill me

Open fire

then burn the sheets

I'd type the last three of your post number into the phone

I'd dive into that ass face first.

newfag.....

get medieval on that ass

Install a security system

fucking niggers not respecting anyones privacy or properyty!

"hey nigger! this is not yer home get the fuck out!"

Take a photo and post it on Sup Forums

nice trips tho

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oldie but goodie

Spread them cheeks open, and make the sex.

Clearly I know her to some extent if she's comfortable enough to be naked in my bed.

>my brother used my bed again
kick him the fuck out

I'd jump straight into dat ass, probably nut on her face after too

This

I would turn the murder into rape.

Bored of snapchat? > Snapchat (z ).com could help you tonight!

Call the zoo, tell them there's been a gorilla escaped.

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wake her up ask her what she tried to steal

I'm sure the ballistics report will go over swell for you

make a cream-colored baby

>Breed
>Enjoy that hybrid vigor
>Quietly wonder about the genetic component of IQ

Um... take her to pound town.

Check to see if my TV is still where it's supposed to be

How'd I get a bigger bed?

Look to see if anything important was stolen.

ever heard the phrase "white privilege"?

UMMMMMMMMM

Excuse but

Tell her to leave or I'm calling the KKK

Respect her and let her sleep because she had a long day at work.

fuck out of Sup Forums faggot

Shoot the nigger, search house for more niggers.

Arm myself, for there may be male basketball Americans nearby.

Wonder how this fucking bed got in.
Also ask if the women is ok, then call the proper friends and family if given.

nigger/10, I only date white women.

Get the squatter nigger out my bed, get her to clean the toilets, maybe fuck her ass and face as long as she calls me master every time I call her nigger slave.

>Enslave her
>make porn
>profit

quads

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mine is better

thats kinda racist user

Pretty easy to find a missing person when there's someone distributing footage of them to the masses.

no u

fuck her then send her back to the field

do you feed her eggs too?

call zoo

Why would I feed her eggs?

>implying you have a field

Newfag

>come home to random stranger in my bed

i would do what any sensible person would and call the police

because she doesn't have to tell you what happened, but she does have to eat all the eggs.

Wake her nigger ass and order to start housekeeping

That's okay, niggers aren't really people so nobodies really looking anyway
Plus it'd just be footage of me all up in that ass

call the police some has broken and entered.

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enjoy prison rape

Get the gasoline and burn that nigger to ashes. SOUTH RISING

More?

see

troll? gtfo of Sup Forums faggot

like this?

im not into bestiality

you guys really are a weird bunch of twats

Didn't you read the sign?
>>Don't feed newfags

Lurk more newfags

>South rising
Ok Cleetus, let the cousin fucking commence, its just the interwebs it cant hurt you for real

Stop using buzz words, newfriends.

Wut?

Go on

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>Plus it'd just be footage of me all up in that ass

Fifty keks

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turn 360° and walk away

the obvious thing to do is to tie her up before she wakes up. then wake her up and eat her ass and pussy as she squirms to try and escape. at that point i would have a full erection and plunge as hard and fast as i could into that chocolate booty hole and then leave it in there balls deep feeling her ass spasm in pain around my dick. eventually after 4 or 5 loads dumped into her ass id stretch it out as much as possible with any object i can find in the house and leave it in there for a few days as i use her cunt for busting nuts. eventually her ass will be accustomed to the size of the object so i will swap it with a larger sized tube for any shit to fall through. over the next 5 years i will use larger and larger sized tubes being sure to never let her ass hole tighten fully. by then i will be able to fit my head inside. at this point i will have built a rig that drops her down onto a bowling ball using her entire weight to force it into her ass slowly over time. by the time she has the bowling ball in her pooper all the way, ill let her sphincter close and let her be for a few hours to give the muscles some time to get used to being closed. after that happens ill bring her to a bowling alley after they close and tell her if she wants to be free she has to shoot the bowling ball out of her ass and get a strike. if she misses then she gets another 5 years of being my living fleshlight and play toy

More of this

CHI

>360

but then you'd be walking in the same direction lmao

I'm a white guy and this was a reality for me yesterday.

Best sex I have is with black girls, they ruined me for white girls, I don't really feel interested in them anymore. Once you go black you never go back.

once again

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POre

argh, ffss... see:

Hi newfriend

Moar pls

You get that if you're facing any direction, turn 360 degrees and start walking, you are a walking in the direction you started?

I can't tell if you're a fucktard or if you would fuck the niggette.

Aids test

I'm out of nude nig butts on beds mayne

Is it Summer already? Go back to your cartoons, Jimmy.

they would never know where she went