Watery synths

>watery synths

booming sub bass

>magnanimous bowing

>black wife

>famed indie pop outfit

>pounding drums

>rattling hi-hats

>soaring guitar leads

>drenched in reverb

>amazon associates link

>A N G U L A R R I F F S

>hailing from the UK

>farty basslines

>H A I L I N G F R O M T H E U K

>bangers

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>man sounds good on a riddim

>Receding hairlines

>buzzing lead guitar

How to make Fantano angry:
>Black Israelites

>when you leave your synths out in the heat for too long

KEK
that was unexpected

actually it was the Deuteronomy lines that triggered him. He got mad at Kendrick for saying black ppl are cursed and will continue to be cursed until they go back to God. He got so mad he ended up calling Kendrick stupid.

Imagine being so triggered by a line from one of your favorite artists that you go full 180 on them and call them stupid. Kendrick is one of the brightest lights coming out of a place as dark as Compton. If there is anything those people down there need, it's Jesus. Shame on fantano for his triggered, PC response meltdown

It's really fucking surreal desu, I don't understand his anger there

>WATERY POST-PUNK BASSLINES

>SOARING GUITARS

give me some watery synths

It's actually embarrassing how melon completely didn't get the anology between modern day blacks and the ancient Hebrews talked about in the bible i guess melon just never read the bible

kek

>moist hi-hats

T R A P I N F L U E N C E D

>ethereal synth leads

>LEAN SOAKED

>BOMBASTIC BEATS

>THROBBING electronics

mild kek

>RECEDING HAIRLINE

ikr the fact he MELTED DOWN completely over this makes you really wonder what kind of smug, pc-sheltered world he grew up and currently lives in. Imagine the balls/ego of this guy. He's a lily-white, Connecticut-born youtube star and he thinks he has a more nuanced opinion on what the black community needs more than kendrick fucking lamar. lol he should just stop reviewing. For christ's sake he has a Wikipedia page now (which he probably wrote entirely himself) dude wants to be somebody so fucking bad

>We get kickback from it

it's even better when before the review was released he was saying it was "the best analysis of DAMN."
his ego is off the charts

I actually agree with melonhead on this one, it's probably the dumbest thing k.dot has put on any of his tracks. To say that all the bad things that have happened to blacks and Hispanics is because we're not "close enough to god" and whites are is some really dumb uncle tom bullshit to be spouting. Also, you can love an artist while at the same time criticizing things that you didn't like. K.dot is one of my favorite rappers right now, but I still found that whole voicemail really fucking stupid.

>brown bricks

>wailing vocals

was he right?

I would give it a strong 5 to light 6 personally

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eh, I would have given it a light 8 but when he said it's kdot's weakest project he was right on the money

>psychedelic smooth, dreamy, creamy neo-soul.

actual quote

Did this really happen or am I stupid?

I think this is a metaphor for how they interact with their audience

It's a strong 9 to me. Almost on the same level as TPAB, but not quite. Instead of looking outside, Kendrick looks deep inside. Plus it sounds fucking amazing.

TRAP-INFLUENCED BEATS

sounds like a mutant

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>pissy pumping pizzicato pop

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>and whites are

That's not what he said though

>SSSSCREAMING keyboards *krr krr krr*

>SUGARY pop vocals

>when you leave your beats in the trap and they get influenced

>CHOCOLATEY BASS

>6/10

not in his personal rating system, because apparently his b sides are better than this album

did someone say bees in the trap

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when is fanta gonna impregnate her and become the internets busiest dad?

when he's able to produce sperm

No it's lower

forseeable future

>If there is anything those people down there need, it's Jesus.

black women are already big on jesus though

it doesn't stop them being terrible people

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I have a greentext for this
>Be me
>highschool
>Ultimate sad boy
>Hate my life and hate almost everything about myself and the school
>Sitting with friends enjoying myself, talking about the leafy shit(The idubbbz stuff was popular at the time)
>Start getting yelled at by group of blacks and a teacher
>Don't know what I did so I just stop talking
>20 minutes later start to talk again
>Black dude comes over and hits me in the face
>Shocked
>Wutdidido.jpg
>taken out into the hallway
>told I said racist shit about him
>no thats bs
>honors student, good grades, perfect record
>I got suspended for 1 day
>Principal says I am a bad person for not owning up to it
>Says guy who hit me is an adult for admitting he hit me
>I want to kill myself and blame the principal
>IDGAF about the kid, but hes notorius for being crazy and fighting people

warning: possibly carcinogen

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>pedophilic percussion

hahaahaha

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is this real?

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Pardon me for being a brainlet here, but what was he saying then? Kendrick, I mean.

I recall Fantano saying that it was dumb because of the idea that racial injustices are god's punishment in someway, but is there another interpretation?

Jokes aside, am I the only one who kinda likes Fagtano's weird metaphors? Sometimes they're awful, but sometimes they're right on the money. Either way it's entertaining.

no, it's from ebony preggo porn, this joke has been making the rounds for years now

The score is completely fine but not when you compare it against what else he has given a seven and what he has rated Kendrick's other projects.

Ohh, thanks for putting this newfag in his place, friend.

>terrible musician insulted by the melon

You know somebody is shit when they get offended by reviews of their work.

>cosmic-like power chords

i mean you can easily describe a Juno 106 with chorus II on as a "watery synth"

this is so accurate it hurts

btfo

Higher than it deserved, he just wanted to avoid the Nig rage

what do you even say in defense....
most nogs ive dealt with don't seem too bad, but i always hear family members' bad experiences with them.

t. hispanic

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> brittle guitar leads

> driving bass

> moody synths

>angular guitars

>sweaty woodwinds

Checked

Sonic nuggets

>chunky shits

>cum soaked vinyls

>a collection of cyberpunk bangers ready to turn the dance floor into a fucking war zone

White people have dogs and cats, not children. It's the current year.