How would a modern Seinfeld episode play out?

How would a modern Seinfeld episode play out?

who cares

jery ipad

Like Curb Your Enthusiasm?

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>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!"
>Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!"
>George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!"
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "What's George yelling about?"
>Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme."
>Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!"
>George: "That's it! I've had it!"
>[George storms out of the apartment]

Good post

>kramers apartment is a Pokemon stop due to a bug
>he gets Newman to help him by getting a radio signal jammer
>FCC busts them
>Jerry misses a booty call because of Kramers jammer

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Literally this.

Somehow I can't stop imagining these scenes exactly like they were playing in my TV. Good writing, got the series tone.

jery get iPad

>Kramer gets addicted to listening to ISIS nasheeds but doesn't know what they are
>Jerry is dating a Syrian woman
>shenanigans

Bump

>Kramer is scared of all the phones and tablets everyone is staring at while walking down the street
>Starts wearing magnets all over his body to protect himself from the technology
>[Cut to apartment]
>Jerry: "What's the deal with all these shootings?"
>George: "It's the cops Jerry! They are running amok! Something has to be done!"
>Jerry: "There has got to be more to it than..."
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "You guys will never believe what I saw"
>Jerry: "Kramer, what's the deal with all those magnets?"
>George: "Yea are you attract things?... does it work on women?!??"
>Kramer: "That's what I was trying to tell ya, there are phones everywhere now; It's not safe out there you gotta defend yourself."
>[Kramer makes his way to the fridge]
>[The magnets get him stuck to the fridge and he starts flailing]
>Bazinga!

It's all fun and games until you realize Jerry would get endlessly cucked by Elaine, and she will be with a new black guy every couple episodes.

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Kek

>George: "...it's gonna be great, Jerry!"
>Kramer slides in the door
>Audience is completely silent
>A single boo is heard
>George wipes the sweat of his forehead
>Jerry: (to Kramer) "You know... Maybe don't do that anymore."
>Kramer: "B-but Jerry..."
>Jerry holds up one hand in Kramer's direction and looks away
>Kramer walks out
[slap bass]

breddy gud would watch

holy shit this one is so good

>Jerry's sick, can't perform his stand up routine
>Out of desperation, he asks Kramer to perform in his place in order to give the crowd their fill of comedy
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>Seinfeld reboot cancelled for good

Are you sure that isn't early 200s Seinfeld?

extremely under rated