Ask a guy who lost his virginity by getting a bj from his aunt anything

Ask a guy who lost his virginity by getting a bj from his aunt anything

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>losing virginity by getting a blowjob

you're a retard AND incestuous, wow, great job

>bj
>virginity

It's still counts

Jealous

how did u lose ur virginity?

more

By a bj

pic related me and my aunt

No, no it doesn't.

Sauce? More?

Tell me why it doesn't when a vagina is another hole

no it doesn't, you fucking underrage little virgin

you have fuck someone or get fucked to lose it, oral doesn't count

How old are you?
How old is your aunt?

Yep

My hand wrapped in a loop is a hole that doesnf count obviously you fucking retard

Anyone else thinking shitpost?

I'm 23 and that's like saying using a condom doesn't count because you actually didn't stick it in

because societal traditions, you dumbshit motherfucker

getting / giving oral =/= sexual intercourse

Ignore these other fucking posters OP, just tell us more about the blow job. Do you plan on doing more shit with her?

More pics user

Well my aunt showed drunk to sleep over at our place, me being the nervous nancy i am I offered her more beer

Ignore fagolos. Give us the full story

ding ding ding

You are definitely old enough to know that oral sex isn't the same thing, and that 'losing your virginity' is very much associated with fucking someone in the vag or ass, you daft cunt

Your analogy is fucking stupid. You still put your dick inside her, right? How could it NOT count?

The condom thing is debatable.

What isn't up for debate is this: If your penis didn't penetrate her vagina (or asshole), you didn't lose your virginity. You did not have sex.

B8

and I told her to keep me warm in bed because it was cold so I came up with the idea to stay wam


Lets get naked

If you only had a BJ, you still a virgin faggot.

Is your aunt Benedict Cumburbach ?

I told her to get on top of me to create more friction


I popped a boner and she started laughing

do you have more pics

if you can contract std from doing it, it's still sex

prove me wrong :^)

I then said tickle fight

I grabbed her head with my two hands and pushed her head onto my penis and I told her i bet you can't tickle my balls with your mouth

She's fuggly.

is that pic oc?

moar pics!!! let see her ass

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yes

literally spoken like a 12 year old

more pics or gtfo, also
>learn
>to
>green
>text

Ayyyyy lmao

How does it feel to be a virgin faggot OP ?

She got Dem ayy lmao eyes

>sucking.gif
>"told you couldn't make me laugh
>she starts tickles my balls
>can'thold it in.mp3
>actually start laughing

Last pic i took


lost my virginity feel like a man now

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More pics?

these

>1981+36
>oral sex
>not sex
Wew.

Contracting STDs is not limited to sex they are spread though body fluids, saliva, blood, seamen etc. A person with Herpes could spit into the mouth of someone else and give them Herpes, did the person who had someone spit into their mouth have sex?
NO

if you used a condom that makes you a virgin

if you fucked a girl in the ass that makes you gay

sound nice

So blowing/getting blown by another guy isn't gay, because it's not sex?

If another person makes you cum by stimulating your penis, be it mouth, or vag/ass, condom or not, its sex.

By that logic, if you pick up a hooker and use a condom, you wont do jail time...

Anyone who's arguing is a kissless virgin.

*if caught

fucking kek

Explains a thing or two.

So humping someone counts as losing your virginity?

yes even if it's gay

Please utilize your internet connection and google what sex is. Better yet, tell your parents that you need "the talk"

Better yet why don't you tell us how you lost your virginity to see if your lying faggot

This is being ironic on a whole other level

Im not a sex ed teacher, kid. Go glean info from a professional

how did you do it, teach me
does she have a bf or is she married?

Hey GUYS

I found the virgin

I learned it from watching prank invasion and she has a bf

Project harder son, im not the one on here asking what sex is

I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend's stepmom

ask me anything

The two are hardly unrelated

Do any of you see that horrible looking person in OPs pic?

link?

I didn't ask in the first place, you asked because you got jealous

Anyone that's actually stupid to fall for this b8 is just as bad as OP

How did you get her to mouth bang you

she let you cum in her mouth?

>you asked because you got jealous
I didnt ask anything, champ.

Try harder.

Literally spoken like a faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=DtdJS-x5OnE

dude my dick was down her throat cumming directly into her stomach amking sure I didn't get her pregnant

get in here Sup Forums , very drunk girl about to fuck her father on webcam , goto bitDOTly/2e45Ui8 and search stupidwh0re

this picture is disturbing/unsettling OP. Her eyes scare me

>unironically thinking prank invasion is real

>Ask a guy who lost his virginity by getting a bj from his aunt anything

She looks like Sid from Ice Age
Those bags do say she is heavy into alcohol. You can easily take advantage of her whenever you want.
I don't think Sid would mind it.

It is, it's just confidence. Sluts will only get with you if you rape them

She still mouth banged me losing my virignity

Pic related?

If not, give pic. That matters a lot.

ITT: Perma virgins attempting to sit at the cool kidz table

Can you give the fucking story of what led up to it?

What happened? That's hot as fuck OP, I'm jealous.

Did she feel bad for you, or did she find you hot? Drunk? EXPLAIN, MY CUMMIES NEED RELEASING.

So, still no vaginal intercourse for you?

Bro here is the story

No, IT dosent faggot

I really like that sweater. Where did you get it? Not bullshitting, I'd really like to know.

Ayyyyy lmao

Dude if she says she mouth banged me and wants to keep it a secret then it counds

Khol's,why?

How..That's bullshit.

She knew you wanted to fuck from the get go, no fucking way she didn't.

I was hoping for something kinkier. That's just beta silly. Damn.

FUCKING NEWFAGS!!!! CAN YOU EVEN GREEN TEXT, YOU INCESTUOUS FUCK?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

She was drunk and I took advantage to lose my virginity

I'm a fan of ribbed sweaters and the one that I have just got a snag in it. Seeing yours reminded me. Thanks for the information Ms congrats on the bj, Sup Forumsro.

Thanks and if you can't find try sears

are green eyed people Aryans?

your aunt looks like a third bogandoff twin

IDK

Holy shit, save this before the feds take it down! Everyone screencap and save on a USB stick, proof of aliens!!

Will do. Thanks again.

Is this the alien photo that people have been talking about?