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ITT

>describe your sex life with a movie title

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Much Ado About Nothing

The Dead Zone

The Force Awakens

Turbo

Superbad

Creep

Kiki's Delivery Service

12 years a slave

The 40yo Virgin

Gone in 60 seconds

Gone in 60 seconds

Underrated.

The Seven Year Itch

the black hole

Toy Story

i don't get it. do you stick brooms in weird places?

Lone Survivor

split

Lady and the Tramp
:(

The Room

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Yes

The Void

Panic Room

The Pacifier

Wanchorman

I Stand Alone

fuck off g hannelius guy

Ex Machina

WWII in color

A Beautiful Lie

There Will Be Blood

3 Men and a Baby

The lord of the rings - the return of the king

"there were quads.... almost"

Spaceballs

Alien

cowboy bebop

Watchmen

Boss Nigger

Inside out

My Life as a Zucchini

Creep

the mystery man

Requiem for a dream

Raw

The Fighter

Duck Soup

Catch That Kid

The nightmare before christmas

Oldboy

Hell's Kitchen

The Hunt

The thing

...

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

No cuntry for old men

As Good As It Gets

Subway

The Thing.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Even Dwarfs Started Small

Roger and Me

...

despicable me

Hmm, I don't have one, can someone help me find a movie title that instills the fact that my only sexual encounter was with a woman who was cheating on her wife, and she was about 350 pounds, when she first saw my dick I said "It's too small isn't it." and then when she blew me, I could feel her teeth ripping against my dick.

What movie describes that?

Teeth

I want something that encompasses her being a fat lesbian though.

Free Willy uses Teeth on the Animal Farm?

Ramsay's Hotel Nightmares

Don't tell mom the babysitters dead.

alone in the dark

Who killed captain alex?

Dakka dakka dakka! WAAAGH! THE ORKS! WAAAGH!

A Sad State of Affairs

Lord of the rings

If that's a real movie name, you win sir. You win.

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Toy Story

12 Monkeys

Marathon Man

Kek

>If that's a real movie name
Do you not know how to use Google or something?

White Chicks

Frailty

Tombstone

True Lies

Titanic

Mortuary

Spanking the Monkey
(Can't believe no one took that yet)

such a fucking heretic

Law Abiding Citizen.

In the sense that I wish I could explode on to a whole bunch of ladies but I always end up exploding on myself.

>It's 2017

>That's not even 2016 or 2018. It's 2017 man...

I'm lazy. Sorry nigger.

Brokeback Mountain

Contracted

12 angry men

Rise of Evil

Heat

Zootopia

Gay Niggers From Outer Space
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Damn straight you're sorry. If you don't improve, our sex life will only be described by the film "28 days later" because that's how long it'll take for you to be able to walk again.

Toy Story

Kek

Freddy Got Fingered

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