Post your EDC. Rate and guess profession

post your EDC. Rate and guess profession

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professional douchebag
4 knives a gun and a maglight
if you're not living in fucking afghanistan you'er a homo
if you are you're a dumbass who signed up to go to afghanistan lol
congrats dumbaSS u got rosted

kek


i found the yuropeen

Jesus christ, do you live in fucking Mordor? Even when I was working in east africa I didn't pack that much. You really need four knives on you? Is that so when your assailants each get a knife to keep after they knock you the fuck out because you think all your toys make you invincible?

Rule of thumb: 2 guns max, 2 knives max. And generally speaking a telescopic baton will do you more good than a knife for self defense.

nigger

ITT people getting trolled

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ITT white people.

That pen could come in handy

rate - 6/10, too many knives
occupation - homosexual

Do you say that because these guns are legally owned?

That is true. You know the niggers have shown up when someone starts posting Hi Points

this shit again
>extra mag, in case of a jam, or in case of NEEDING FULL AUTO
>extra 2 knives in case of... jamming or throwing like a ninja(?)
>drugs, cuz im constantly sick, cuz my genes r shit
>some multitool, in case 3 knives r not enough
>shit phone
>empty smartphone case
>sunglasses, cuz my eyes dont need to keep their proper ability to adjust to the brightness

not european, im american and i have no problem with him carrying weapons i just dont understand what the fuck you need four knives of similar make and a flashlight and a gun for just to go outside
pick like, 2 or 3 of those things tops
1 knife 1 light 1 gun would be paranoid but reasonable and prepared. 4 knives is crazy person shit

Gee Bill, three knives? I have that same leek knife. It's great. Also if you feel the need to carry an entire can of itch relief on you then you probably have a fungal infection. Gold Bond does not contain anti-fungal medicine. Get yourself some tinactin or something jeez.

kekthis was a repost

>i have no problem with him carrying weapons i just dont understand
>i just dont understand

you are right about that Sir, now learn to accept the things you cannot explain.

Counter-strike terrorist on a pistol round?
>so that we may be free

School shooter?

I don't itch, I just hate schweaty balls.

I say that because I've never once met an ethnic dude who walks around with all that shit. Even if some nigger is going to war, that fucker is only taking a gun and a cellphone and you know it.

Thats not a g18 faggot. "In case cull auto" Dumbass

Police faggot

Or you could explain why the hell having four knives is going to be useful. At most you'd need 3: 1 utility, 1 for combat, 1 backup for combat.

I found this new anonymous video in the Internet
Is this legit?
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i don't play video games, I play ethnic cleansing simulators (total war series) you will have to explain your post

oh, u think that justifies u?

I work from home so most of the time I'm only carrying the coffee mug. And the knife usually rides around the house on my pocket.

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I only see 3 knives and a (very shitty) sharpener. Still, overkill though.

kek

Just the essentials

lol white people am i right my fellow redditors lol white people


white people

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Terrorists on dust 2 have tweeker shades, marlboros, knives and they use glock 18s.

>3 knives
>gun
>extra long clip

kys faggot

checked and keked at those last 4 digits mane

extended mag is for nigger riot situations
the knives serve different purpose
there is no multitool, look again
phone is my "work phone"
empty smartphone case is because I used smartphone to snap pic
sunglasses are because my eyes are exposed to direct sunlight on some days for extended periods of time

I appreciate this humor.

>3.5" floppy disk drive
>rotary dial phone

none of them are for combat.

the loser of a knife fight dies on the scene and the winner dies in the ambulance. thats why I glock

What's with all the condoms? Afraid you're going to be raped by a pack of wild niggers?

Topkek

professional russian

>Do you really need a khukri?
>SHIT! YOU'RE RIGHT!? What if I lose it? GRAB ME MY SPARE!
>No, that's not wh-
>GET ME THE SPARE KHUKRI

Then why the fuck are there 3 knives there? 2 knives is overkill.

That was the weirdest insult(?)

Why is there a holster for a swiss army knife? On your key chain?

No one is going to explain why 3 knives are necessary, are they?

the leek is for precision and beer shotgunning

the cryo 2 is for general utility (it's a cheapy)

the m21-14sf is for shaving and sawing/cutting rope/bungee (has serrations)

You're an overweight mall security guard.

>multitool
That's a knife sharpener you blind motherfucker.

I am canadian but if i were american I'd probably carry a gun if I was in a state that allowed it. It would be nice to always feel like you could protect yourself. Too bad in canada if you defend yourself you go to jail.

You are a professional comedian.

>the leek is because I'm an attention seeking faggot
>the cryo 2 is because I'm an attention seeking faggot
>the m21-14sf is because I'm an attention seeking faggot

>precision and beer shotgunning

op using blank ammo

>if you defend yourself you go to jail.
That real or u just memeing?

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your profession is being a douche?

Are the hippies butthurt yet?

false: the regular magazine is loaded with Hornady Critical Duty and the extended magazine is loaded with American Eagle FMJ 124grain

For real. We have ass backwards self defense laws up here. Of course everything end in court but if you use force you're in trouble.

If i have a knife and some black dude tried to rob me/my gf walking out at night and i defended myself with a knife i would be charged.

>when you're so pedo that even your reactions are pedoshit.

Guess my job.

One of these 3
>I leave guns for home defense where the law is always on my side

havent sold malboros like that in like 10 years? soo fake b8

Barista at hipster coffee shop

Avid coffee shop visitor that has a trendy beard as none of that shit has even used once.

you are a boyscout pedophile/troop leader

You're a bitcoin trader.

Who the fuck edcs a standard mag and an extended mag?

Lumberjack. Everyone else ITT is a professional knife salesman.

>Carrying an m21 and 2 back ups
You either went poor fag on your 21 and don't trust the construction or you have no actual knife "skillz"

OP here... to answer your question:

A person that travels far, yet rarely moves.

Why do you need 3 knives, who are you? Edward fucking scissor hands or wolverine?

Wrong. Forest guard/ranger. Maintain paths and hiking trails.
>pic related.

Close.

Because if I need to use the little scissors or any other tool on the SAK, it's much easier to detach from my keys. It also has a bottle opener, comes in quite handy.

Just say you are a fuckin truck driver.

How do you get a job like that?

i hope you yankees know how lucky you are for your weapon laws. i live in europoor and likely will never be able to carry a gun legally outside the shooting range.
i have to hope that my puny knife and martial arts will help me against any (mudslime) attackers.
never let them take your guns away!

Then why the fuck are you carrying a tomahawk? Tell me that axe is for cutting plants so I know you're full of shit.

I carry a pxl workhorse,which I never have an opportunity to use, and a bunch of debit cards.

Glock, so obviously wannabe douchrocket.

Saab. Something an asshole buys

Living up to it quite well. Enjoy your subpar pos

Studied wildlife and nature for a year, got sick of school and applied for this job in a local add in the papers. Got a interview, got the job. 11 years since that now, still here. Love it.

I like this one. Modest. Why the fuck needs a fucking longmagged glock on a daily basis?

This is the bare minimum to get everything done. I like.

I cannot say what I am not

That's awesome. Do you have any book suggestions?

I use it (and sometimes a Lappi Huggare knife) for small jobs around camp.
If a path needs clearing I bring in the big toys (chainsaws and pulleys)

I like this guy.

We already have an OP.
Fuck outta here faggot

>Precision
>and
>intentionally dulling my blade cutting the best metal
Nigger what are you doing

A tool as only as useful as the man who uses it.

gonna buy handgun next week, birthday present to self.
no XP
Glock vs Beretta Vs S&W
thoughts?

What jobs? There's no situation other than for killing things where a tomahawk is more useful for fieldcraft than a hatchet.

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slav/10

Plus the phone I used to take picture.

Guess what I do for a living.

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