Let's write a letter to J.K. Rowling

[Dominic Bell]

Let's write a letter to J.K. Rowling
Two Words Per Post
150 words in total
>Dear J.K. Rowling

[Joseph Cox]

My Cock

[Julian Butler]

Fuck you.

[John Anderson]

>Kill yourself.

[Jacob Cox]

Because Harry

[Jose Cox]

is gay

[Alexander Edwards]

Licks balls

[Gabriel Gutierrez]

Gangrenous asshole

[Nolan Watson]

and british

[Liam Lopez]

and never

[Joseph Roberts]

trust sasquatch

[Robert Walker]

is edgy

[Brody Edwards]

> Sidebar, if you don't put a return address, can people find out where a letter came from?

[Christopher Lewis]

Nigger sperm

[Benjamin Richardson]

Lord of da rings wanna be

[Anthony Jackson]

> Because if not, you know, I'd be willing to actually type this up, sign Sup Forums, and mail it.
> Unless you were already planning to, OP

[Jaxson Green]

Fucking wanker

[Jackson Bailey]

>i'm 14 and i really wanna fuck you so bad pleasep lease please You're so fucking hot..

[Robert Reed]

Shit on/in

[Blake Wright]

Allahu akhbar

[William Moore]

U in the uk?

[Isaac Thompson]

I'm typing it out. Aye, just copy the letter and spam jk rowling

[Jose Flores]

my mouth

[Jose White]

heil hitler jews did 9/11 Hitler did nothing amen

[Ryan Peterson]

Ron's donger

[Christopher Cooper]

Niggerfaggot

[Brody Gray]

Does anyone know calligraphy?

[Benjamin Cook]

oh god yes
post pics when done

[Connor Mitchell]

creamy vagina

[Elijah Wright]

>44 words, need 106 left

[Jeremiah Lewis]

Seriously tho,

[Landon Ortiz]

I have

[Brandon Wood]

with dildos

[William Harris]

a massive

[Dominic Lewis]

Nigger faggot.

[Parker Richardson]

Niggers aren't

[Mason Diaz]

His name

[Juan Parker]

leviosa butthole

[Alexander Harris]

Sugary muff

[Oliver Nelson]

jew cunt

[Jordan Roberts]

asian dick

[Jaxon Gomez]

You guys couldn't form a sentence if your life depended on it

[Camden Perry]

99 strength

[Kevin Sullivan]

Excess spaghetti

[Gavin Reed]

My nama Jeff

[Brandon Jenkins]

cow fetus

[Christian Fisher]

Harry poofter

[Christian Hill]

Albus Dumbdore

[Lucas Myers]

and not

[Jack Russell]

If the age is on the clock then its ready for the cock

[Julian Brooks]

Fuck me

[Alexander King]

Jew sperm

[Jordan Nguyen]

dickem anoholious

[Sebastian Barnes]

Autistic children

[Adrian Harris]

ugly skank

[Hunter Howard]

Goddamnit you all suck at this and I'm in fucking tears

[Jonathan Peterson]

butterbar asshole

[Nathan Sullivan]

Literally who

[Jacob Cook]

poop vindaloo

[Luis Peterson]

>Aye, 92 words
58 left

[Xavier Williams]

mom's spaghetti

[Sebastian Reed]

rainbow asscrack

[Jeremiah Evans]

Ron's tangy taste on his tongue

[Andrew Brown]

my heart

[Noah Miller]

The kulaks deserved it

[Landon Gray]

cucumber butthole

[Robert Bailey]

It's true

[John Nelson]

muhhamed pedophile

[Brayden Ortiz]

I know

[Isaac Roberts]

allah anus

[Logan Robinson]

Jews 9/11

[Jack Sanders]

muslims bendover

[Justin Stewart]

pray jihad

[Liam Walker]

IRA #1

[David Butler]

quivering quim

[Evan Evans]

Hitler fucker

[William Gomez]

Bananaposting kikes

[Juan Watson]

queef on quran

[Adam Watson]

old hag

[Jaxson Parker]

queen fetus

[Aiden Walker]

Killing jews

[Aaron Morgan]

Frozen niggerdick

[Kayden Rodriguez]

Ogre smegma

[Isaac Stewart]

Fuck me.

[Jack Thompson]

on gay

[Michael Hall]

Muslim degenerate

[Brayden Taylor]

Legendary author

[Parker Ross]

spaghetti poo

[Gavin Cox]

datboi unicycle

[Jack Murphy]

Haha benis

[Xavier Barnes]

Hagrids furious girth

[Thomas Hill]

>Aye, Letter's done

[Evan Reed]

Dubs Checkum

[Lucas Anderson]

Dear J.K. Rowling,
My Cock, Fuck you. Kill Yourself, Because Harry is gay, licks balls. Gangrenous asshole and british and never. Trust Sasquatch is edgy. Nigger Sperm, Lord of fucking Wanker. Shit on, allahu akhbar, my mouth. Heil Hitler, Ron's donger. Niggerfaggot, creamy vagina. Seriously tho, I have with dildos a massive nigger faggot. His name, leviosa butthole sugary muff jew cunt asian dick. 99 strength, excess spaghetti. My nama cow fetus "Harry poofter Albus Dumbdore" and not fuck me jew sperm. Dickem anoholious, autistic children, ugly skank. Butterbar asshole, literally who, poop vindaloo. Mom's spaghetti, rainbow asscrack, Ron's tangy. My heart, the kulaks, cucumber butthole. It's true muhhamed pedophile, I know allah anus. Jews 9/11 muslims bendover. Pray jihad, IRA #1. Quivering quim, Hitler fucker, Bananaposting kikes queef on quran. Old hag, queen fetus killing jews. Frozen niggerdick, ogre smegma. Fuck me, on gay muslim degenerate; Legendary author.

Sincerely,Sup Forums

[Colton Morales]

LET'S FORM ONE COHERENT SENTENCE YOU DUMB FUCKS

[Blake White]

HAVE YOU RETARDS EVER EVEN HEARD OF A VERB

[Josiah Phillips]

Nah.

[Juan Martin]

>My Cock, Fuck you
I think this is a sentence-ish.

[Adrian Parker]

would tap

[Ian Kelly]

A what?