Chelsea vs Everton Match Thread
HT : Chelsea 3 - 0 Everton
Chelsea vs Everton Match Thread
Easy game easy life
Have any of you "grown" out of masturbating? Lately it feels like a chore and not something done out of enjoyment.
Lads, I'm so glad a player like Kante exists, he's literally everything I wanted to be when playing but I didn't have the talent.
I rate Kante.
I always let 5 days of no wank for a glorious bust
Its completely worth it
Are we gonna beat u on friday?
You wanted to be a black midget?
...
Rarely wank now since I don't even have the time. Like I'd rather sleep than wank now and also I have feelings for this chick in my college so I don't even have the motivation to wank anymore since pornstars don't give me satisfaction when I know I could be railing that chick from college.
I will be, soon.
I will be railing her I mean
>This linesman
The fuck
nah but I have a problem with edging
need to go for at least 2-3 hours to feel good about it and its becoming a massive time waster
this helps tho but need to wait 10 days
whenever I start developing feelings for a girl I can't think sexually about her anymore, fucking porn ruined me
Depends on how many memes Osorio sees before the match.
I'm already a midget, just wanted to be a literal, unstoppable wall, had the stamina but no talent at all, really.
Join us anytime.
>2-3 hours
That's some willpower mate
>Tfw I haven't touched a Football since college
Forgot what it feels like 2bh
>"grown" out of masturbating
you don't grow out of masturbating anymore than you grow out of enjoying food.
What happens as you grow older is that your testoterone level drops(starting from late 20es early 30) and you don't need to cum as much.
Go a few days without wanking and you'll get hornier
If you aren't enjoying it it's probably because of depression
Can you even watch porn?
like a bag of sand
Is that the average women's football player?
AZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
WORLD FUCKING CLASS MY DIIIIIICK HHNNNG
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APOLOGISE
not really just years worth of desensitizing
he could ask you the same lol
JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING TITLE ALREADY
dubs and trump wins
praise kek
is pedro the best playmaker in the league?
literally unplayable
>AZZAR CAN FINALLY FINISH
fuck off
nobody here cares about impressing the 16 year old yanks on Sup Forums
>coalburner
Does this mean Jose has well and truly been exposed
it's happening again
>Merseyside Trillionaires
This desu.
This is Barcelona-tier
azzar is soo good now
>arsenal
lel
What happened to getting Mourinho, Mata, Witsel, Joe Hart etc. etc.
End up with Koeman and Southampton's backup goalkeeper kek
Pedro is the objectively the second best player in the league after Hazard
mate everton are a massive massive club, they only didnt get those players because they weren't at everton's level
QUICK
who is the third best player in the world
What did Conte do to Pedro and Azza? They good now
Harry Kane
>getting Mourinho
You are heavily implying that this is a good thing
got matic, hazard and costa on my fantasy team lads, my mates getting BTFO
Joe Allen
How come chelsea plays so amazing when this is literally the team of last season plus kante, who is a great player, but not the reason they are raping any opposition.
1. messi
2. suarez
3. neymar
Fucking how did Moses go from a benchwarmer to being a superb first team player?
Also holy shit Alonso
Messhit
no mourinho
1. Messi
2. Bale
3. Lewandowski
>Last month there was rumors about Conte's sacking
Fucking media.
because
>Mouyes
Conte
He lets them play the way they're supposed to be played.
Mourniho fucked up big time
Beautiful to watch
Absolutely embarrassing, what a joke of a club everton are
>NEVERTON
PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are getting bullied
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I cannot believe what I'm watching.
Pedro is playing well.
PEDROOOOO
>16 goals for
>0 against
>in the last 5 games
wew lads, Chelsea are going to walk the title
Me
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO
>5-0
>still celebrating goals
humiliating for chelsea desu
Absolutely tragic
Guys, I think I'm scared of rapemode Chelsea
Based Pedrito
WHAT THE FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Just give Chelsea the trophy already
> Pedro
LMAO
just a model
>letting Pedro score
azar
>pedro
azar
>pedro
is this our year lads?
>yagielka
FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE
>Everton
Into the trash it goes.jpg
wew
Right lads, it's time for the official CONTE PLAYER TRANSFORMATION POWER RANKINGS (the players most improved under Conte).
1. Pedro
2. Moses
3. Matic
4. Cahill
5. Luiz
6. Azarr
7. Tbow
8. Costa
999. Fabregas
>pedro makes a shit run and is offside which makes Costa check his run and have to make a worse pass to Hazard
>still gets a tap in
Still think Pedro is shit desu
haha time for six
Fucking ease off them Conte, jeez
>this much celebration from beating small fries like Neverton
So pathetic. Don't forget you guys got raped by Liverpool and Arsenal.
>Liverpool fans actually believing they'll win the league
>Everton fans leaving already
how you can be so salty when Chelsea are 99-0 in their last 5 you fucking pleb hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>68 mins
>everton still haven't even had a shot
this is appalling
>mou leaves chelsea, chelsea improve
>mou joins manure, manure worsen
>Leaverton "fans"
>doubting conte
>ever
>international break next week
Wouldn't be surprised if they scored 1-2 more.
kek starting to notice a trend there
15 - 0 in the last 5 matches