Chelsea vs Everton Match Thread

Chelsea vs Everton Match Thread
HT : Chelsea 3 - 0 Everton

Easy game easy life

Have any of you "grown" out of masturbating? Lately it feels like a chore and not something done out of enjoyment.

Lads, I'm so glad a player like Kante exists, he's literally everything I wanted to be when playing but I didn't have the talent.

I rate Kante.

I always let 5 days of no wank for a glorious bust

Its completely worth it

Are we gonna beat u on friday?

You wanted to be a black midget?

...

Rarely wank now since I don't even have the time. Like I'd rather sleep than wank now and also I have feelings for this chick in my college so I don't even have the motivation to wank anymore since pornstars don't give me satisfaction when I know I could be railing that chick from college.

I will be, soon.

I will be railing her I mean

>This linesman
The fuck

nah but I have a problem with edging

need to go for at least 2-3 hours to feel good about it and its becoming a massive time waster
this helps tho but need to wait 10 days
whenever I start developing feelings for a girl I can't think sexually about her anymore, fucking porn ruined me

Depends on how many memes Osorio sees before the match.

I'm already a midget, just wanted to be a literal, unstoppable wall, had the stamina but no talent at all, really.

Join us anytime.

>2-3 hours
That's some willpower mate

>Tfw I haven't touched a Football since college

Forgot what it feels like 2bh

>"grown" out of masturbating
you don't grow out of masturbating anymore than you grow out of enjoying food.
What happens as you grow older is that your testoterone level drops(starting from late 20es early 30) and you don't need to cum as much.
Go a few days without wanking and you'll get hornier
If you aren't enjoying it it's probably because of depression

Can you even watch porn?

like a bag of sand

Is that the average women's football player?

AZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

WORLD FUCKING CLASS MY DIIIIIICK HHNNNG

AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR

APOLOGISE

not really just years worth of desensitizing
he could ask you the same lol

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING TITLE ALREADY

dubs and trump wins

praise kek

is pedro the best playmaker in the league?

literally unplayable

>AZZAR CAN FINALLY FINISH

fuck off
nobody here cares about impressing the 16 year old yanks on Sup Forums

>coalburner

Does this mean Jose has well and truly been exposed

it's happening again
>Merseyside Trillionaires

This desu.

This is Barcelona-tier

azzar is soo good now

>arsenal

lel

What happened to getting Mourinho, Mata, Witsel, Joe Hart etc. etc.

End up with Koeman and Southampton's backup goalkeeper kek

Pedro is the objectively the second best player in the league after Hazard

mate everton are a massive massive club, they only didnt get those players because they weren't at everton's level

QUICK

who is the third best player in the world

What did Conte do to Pedro and Azza? They good now

Harry Kane

>getting Mourinho
You are heavily implying that this is a good thing

got matic, hazard and costa on my fantasy team lads, my mates getting BTFO

Joe Allen

How come chelsea plays so amazing when this is literally the team of last season plus kante, who is a great player, but not the reason they are raping any opposition.

1. messi
2. suarez
3. neymar

Fucking how did Moses go from a benchwarmer to being a superb first team player?

Also holy shit Alonso

Messhit

no mourinho

1. Messi
2. Bale
3. Lewandowski

>Last month there was rumors about Conte's sacking

Fucking media.

because
>Mouyes

Conte

He lets them play the way they're supposed to be played.

Mourniho fucked up big time

Beautiful to watch

Absolutely embarrassing, what a joke of a club everton are

>NEVERTON

PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are getting bullied

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

I cannot believe what I'm watching.
Pedro is playing well.

PEDROOOOO

>16 goals for
>0 against
>in the last 5 games
wew lads, Chelsea are going to walk the title

Me

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

>5-0
>still celebrating goals
humiliating for chelsea desu

Absolutely tragic

Guys, I think I'm scared of rapemode Chelsea

Based Pedrito

WHAT THE FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Just give Chelsea the trophy already

> Pedro

LMAO

just a model

>letting Pedro score

azar
>pedro
azar
>pedro

is this our year lads?

>yagielka

FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE FORZA CONTE FORZE CONTE

>Everton

Into the trash it goes.jpg

wew

Right lads, it's time for the official CONTE PLAYER TRANSFORMATION POWER RANKINGS (the players most improved under Conte).

1. Pedro
2. Moses
3. Matic
4. Cahill
5. Luiz
6. Azarr
7. Tbow
8. Costa


999. Fabregas

>pedro makes a shit run and is offside which makes Costa check his run and have to make a worse pass to Hazard
>still gets a tap in

Still think Pedro is shit desu

haha time for six

Fucking ease off them Conte, jeez

>this much celebration from beating small fries like Neverton

So pathetic. Don't forget you guys got raped by Liverpool and Arsenal.

>Liverpool fans actually believing they'll win the league

>Everton fans leaving already

how you can be so salty when Chelsea are 99-0 in their last 5 you fucking pleb hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>68 mins
>everton still haven't even had a shot
this is appalling

>mou leaves chelsea, chelsea improve
>mou joins manure, manure worsen

>Leaverton "fans"

>doubting conte
>ever

>international break next week

Wouldn't be surprised if they scored 1-2 more.

kek starting to notice a trend there

15 - 0 in the last 5 matches