I was trying out some new chords and this happened...help me Sup Forums

I was trying out some new chords and this happened...help me Sup Forums

You had this coming, retard

Ahh I see, you are a fucking idiot

Different take on dick getting stuck on toaster

The low E string looks out of tune, tighten it up

O.O WTF!!!!!!!!!!! so random!!!!!

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Try using lemon juice as a lubricant, it reacts with the ardium in the chords to loosen them and grease up your dick. Hell, you could probably fuck the strings if you wanted to.

I think your D is a little flat.

Kek. Nicely put user.

You'll be just fine, don't fret.

Give the high E and B a tighten, should fix your tone problem

TOP ZOZZLE

theres more to playing guitar than power chords you retarded faggot

>beginner tries mixolydian scales

How did the setup to this even happen? I want to believe that he put his dick on the neck, and then just slowly strung the guitar.

>fret

Looks like your truss rod needs adjusting

Haha. I see what you did there.

This is what Yngwie Malmsteen is known for.

kekd

Cut it off OP. You're a fag, so you don't need it.

why would you waste your money on capo anyway?

nicely done op.

just unscrew the strings from the top

i heard there was a secret cord that david played and it pleased the lord

SO the big question is......do you think you will go back for the second lesson? He seems strict.

Kek

That's because you probably tuned your guitar to FAGDAD

Keep it the standard international tuning(EADGBe), or the same standard tuning but tuned a half step/whole step down, or drop tunings or in 4ths and you won't have that probablem

Dare you to stand on a chair and drop the guitar.

y tho

Roll.

Dubs get

>EADGBe tuning
>not superior DADGAD tuning

"Alright here's Wonderwall"

not djent enough

dadgad is for lazy cocksuckers who can't into guitar and want to only have to fret one string to sound cool.

First off, you have one strict instructor! Second off, cut the fucking strings, your pleasure area or your guitar. Your dick is fucked now anyway

I memorized this when I was a kid by remembering Eat A Dirty Girl's Butt Empty