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Celeb-rate

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Best celeb

Fuck off Herman

So beautiful.

Best stick.

I would worship that stick until the day I died.

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Herman Hermann?

I need a real girl.

This is posted by 60+ year old pedophile who lives with his parents. His octogenarian parents buy him beer and he sits on the computer all day samefagging, talking about masturbating young guys and fishing for CP. His name is Herman

Meet Herman

vocaroo.com/i/s0dOoR6YJnYV

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>That moment that you realise that

>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states


now thats what u call cringe...

just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices

he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

Yo momma.

i blow the bestst and biggest bubbles this side of the rockies!

little Ari! :3

Oh ok. I'm not him. I am 25 and homosexuals are not my thing. He doesn't sound 60.

lies are all Herman has. that and a no doubt gargantuan collection of hardcore child pornography

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Sticks are cute.

i can roll on the ground
and race across the baseball field
cuz i'm a city doggie
with a mean n vicious bite!

fuck off Herman

this is clearly the delusion of an aging pedo

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fantasy, an hour ago
>I'm totally going to bed for my important work you gaiz!!

reality, forever
>vocaroo.com/i/s0dOoR6YJnYV
a broke as nearly pension age mentally ill weirdo living with his parents. a fucking charity case, slowly killing his parents

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fuck off Herman

I just woke up. I'm an early riser and will be working in 4 hours.

Don't bully Tayposters, you goof.

I'm the mentally ill old guy who keeps changing his story to spray hit shit-posts and samefags across Sup Forums

no wait, that's you, Herman from Wyoming. The 60-something that lives with his 80-something parent, leeches off them and drinks the beer they give him

THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF "CELEB" THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF BANAL QUESTION THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF POST YOUR 10/10 THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF BULLDOG FACE THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF ROLL THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF ARIANA THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF EMMA THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF CHLOE THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF THINLY VEILED PEDO THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF THE FAPPENING THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF DERR DERR YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO… THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF WHO IS THIS SAMEFAG REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF NO U!! SAMEFAG REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT_TIDE OF I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS I WAS IN LINE TO INHERIT… UNCLE MOLESTED ME… SUE THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF POINT ME TO YOUR THREAD CANCER REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THEN!!!one11! FUCKWIT REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF UNDERAGE GIRL WITH SHITTY POINTLESS QUESTION THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF OBVIOUS SAMEFAG THREADS WHERE OP NEVER APPEARS AGAIN BUT FITS ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE PATTERNS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF DENIAL EVEN THOUGH ITS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH TWO FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF AUTIMSAL SUMMER OF b THAT KEEPS FUCKING REPLYING
THE ENDLESS, TIRED LE WELCOME TO LE b xDDDDDD REPLIES

fuck off herman aka g hannelius guy

Go to bed.

I'm not Hermie

meanwhile in ari's room...
*background music*
**the sweetness smell fills the air,
like roses, and nuts, and honey

you're aware that you're a burden on your nearly dead parents. you're aware you're a cancer on every part of the internet you infest. you're thoroughly miserable drinking the beer your parents give you, alone in a room, knowing that you will never have anything resembling an actual life again

why not just end it

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Where's Ariboy?

so, my manager said i need to be friendlier to my fans or at least appear to be. i wonder if i should listen to him.

this is really pathetic

>it's not me gaiz! it's a totally different guy now! xD

really, really, REALLY fucking pathetic

SHAVE

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fuck off Herman

Quit talking in the third-person, Herman.

omg, i forgot to wash my bum today!
does this mean it will turn sticky n stink!?
but i'm so lazy and don't want to move from here!

>THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF NO U!! SAMEFAG REPLIES
>THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF DENIAL EVEN THOUGH ITS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH TWO FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER

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>I'M NOT A PEDO GAIZ I JUST INFANTILIZE GROWN WOMEN FOR... REASONS
>HERMAN

omg which of u is this guy

I'm sorry, user, but no u.

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Who's asking? Hehe

SHE DID IT!!!

this is terrible!
what a nasty person you are to me!
i bet you are one of those teachers who strap lil girls on the bum for showing up 10 minutes late!

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>i bet you are one of those teachers who strap lil girls on the bum

oh I forgot about those threads you start all the time. the how would you punish schoolgirls ones

fucking pederast

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>go out for a few hours to hang
>come back for a nightcap jack
>autist that is bitching about some dude named herman is still on the clock

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I'd do that to Ari

>tfw herman joins the room while signed
>then quickly quits and suddenly 2 random anons join coincidentally immediately after as if someone just signed out on 2 devices

The real question is....who gives a fuck?

yo momma

you how I know you're Herman

>some dude named Herman
as though there hasn't been a vocaroo of that very guy

not even a good try Herman

that's our Hermie. samefag extraordinaire

ahaha, 90's memes. memes
nice try, Herman. Stop samefagging we know it's you!

WE'VE GOT TO BUILD A WALL, AND MAKE THE SAMEFAGS PAY FOR IT.

god she's too cute

When certain threads are constantly spammed and bumped by a very small number of people, you should give a fuck.

Each one of the multiple identical threads pushes a potentially good thread off the board.

We don't need 7 celeb threads and 32 WWYD threads and 11 fb fap threads at the same time.

Also fuck off Herman

lel

lilly collins and emma roberts are the most beautiful celebs

>lel
>u so funny, me, Herman

fuck off Herman

calm down sylvester

Jacks off to fully clothed non sexual pics.

Lame as fuck

wtf? Is Herman one of those new maymays?

I rarely if ever see more than 1 celebrity thread at a time and if a second IS made it says dead until the active one is 150'd. Again, why does it matter? If those threads are active then what's the problem?

Nerds that sperg about samefagging are the cancer, not the ones just posting for postings sake

No you fuck off, Herman

The most overrated celebs.

rabb.it/r/6dw4a7

>caring what other people jack off too
you seem to be really concerned about my penis, Herman

>I DON'T KNOW WHAT U MEAN ABOUT THIS PERSON WHO SEMI-DOXXED HIMSELF XD

Herman pls

Where the fuck did you find this?

only because of the nigger/s who keep posting the vocaroo. I really don't know who is worse.

o' please please
don't hold me down
and lick clean my bum
because i forgot to wipe
while playing in the shower!

the autist that stays in celeb threads and accuses others of "samefagging" is now calling them all Herman. I guess Herman is his focus stick for memes

it's her 2014 Grammy rehearsals, the actual live one doesn't have this angle for obvious reasons

Because they're only active because a tiny handful of people force bump them to keep them alive.

There is quite often 3 or more celeb threads at one time.
Factor in the other similar cancer threads and they can add up to be 30% of the entire board.

It's cancerous, especially when it's the same anons every time so they could just have a kik or discord or whatever other shit kids use these days to have a thread that never 404's.

Have I ever told you about the dream I had where I ate Ari's ass?

I can think you're a beta fuck without caring.

Where did you find the webm itself? All I can find are low quality GIFs of nonense. That webm was perfection.

Hottest G pic?

>Because they're only active because a tiny handful of people force bump them to keep them alive.
again...who cares? are you a mod? are you asianmoot?

why are you so obsessed what is "Cancerous" on FUCKING Sup Forums??

>o' please please
>don't hold me down
>and lick clean my bum
>because i forgot to wipe
>while playing in the shower!
>Have I ever told you about the dream I had where I ate Ari's ass?

>mentally ill

FISH LIPS
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that doesn't even make sense, Herman

not the same guy who posted the gif but seriously, shit felt real af.

Who was looking for Ariboy earlier?

do not be upset Herman

autismo

As I said, because everytime one of those threads is created, it forces another thread to 404.