A 62 year old grandpa walks up to you and strikes a conversation up while you are at the outdoor swimming park. At first its innocent but then he starts getting into sex. Being a 13.5 year old boy you're unsure of whats happening, but then he drops this line:
"I live not too far from here user, why don't you come over to my place? You can have a Popsicle and if you're feeling adventurous, I wouldn't mind tasting your beautiful penis"
What do you say?
This is why Sup Forums is bad.
free popsicle?
That's doesn't make sense. The grandpa would probably just think you have severe autism and walk away. Either that or it would convince his creepy ass to usher you to his place even more. Predators love courting the mentally handicapped.
The grandpa would smile excitedly: "Yes! And a PS4 with nearly every game. Come play!"
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sure then! who would miss such an opportunity?
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The grandpa takes you back to his place, and he wasn't kidding. It took only 5 minutes to walk to it at decent pace. It's only a 15 minute walk from your place too. You enter the house and it looks just like any other.
He walks to the kitchen and you hear the freezer open, "Purple or Orange flavor?"
purple! and where's the ps4?
The grandpa runs into the living room before you can finish your sentence and kicks up, doing two backflips the last of which smashes you in the face with an uppercutting double kick that sends you flying back, knocking you out.
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...you mean no popsicle?
Are graphic ephebaphile fiction stories against Sup Forums rules?
wait, wait, if i get no popsicle, then what's the point of all this?
i mean, the reason i was in in the first place was the popsicle, and now, you're telling me that there's no popsicle?
What if I told you there was no popsicle?
You can still have a popscicle. The grandpa hands you the popsicle and sits down on the couch, turning the tv on. "Enjoy it user".
well, go fuck yourself. this world sucks. nothing has value, and life isn't worth living. what's the fucking point of all this? I'd even have let you suck my soft newborn cock for a popsicle, but no, you chose to ruin it all...
well fuck you, imma destroy errything now.
oops sorry! ok now, thank you!
... what's with the nude guys kissing on tv?
What you're seeing is when two people decide to have sex with eachother. Being gay is a-ok in todays world so they decided they like it. Have you ever tried it?
yeah, dad shows me every saturday night when he's angry at mom sitting on the black guy's knees.
he says it helps daddy take away the pain, but i don't understand, cause it kinda hurts...