/gg/ stands for fa/gg/ot = Guitarfa/gg/ and Bassfa/gg/ General

DON'T MAKE MY AUTISM TELL YOU AGAIN /gg/ edition

Hey, shitba/gg/s! What did I tell you about posting the old thread in the new thread? If you're making a new thread the least you could do is post the old thread in the new thread like this ! Pro tip: if you can copy paste the retarded OP links you can link to the old thread! Like this !

How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com

Suggested Practice Routine:
>i.imgur.com/yfgsTaq.png

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/

String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com/

Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons

Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf

Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar

Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8

Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg

Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22

Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb

Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

Old thread , maybe you've heard of it? It's something that should be posted in the OP of every new thread. Like this , get it? It's not that hard, see ? Even a retard with autism can do it, watch: . See? Easy!

Other urls found in this thread:

clyp.it/wqpyqunv
youtube.com/watch?v=URDz2-m3rzY
clyp.it/2hre2qex
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Rickenbackers

First for my boy Nick Reinhart

wut

xth for G&L.

I hate their headstock.

fucking bored precision time travelers

>turn truss rod on an acoustic
>doesnt want to budge
>finally pops and moves an eighth of a turn
>doesnt want to budge any more
>too scared to try again

Now we wait. Action wasnt horrible before but that may help out.

Even Yui has a genuine Gibson Les Paul Standard.

What's your excuse for not having one, /gg/?

Reminder to report shitpost threads

you should apply pressure in the direction you want the neck to move while turning. If it still won't budge, you should loosen it all the way and let it sit for a while, then try again.

I'm not as stupid as she is.

>continuing adventures of steel guitar fag

Stopped by a rummage sale this afternoon and scored a whole set of vintage lap steel books from the '30s. I think this is a sign.

"Goobie Hula:"
clyp.it/wqpyqunv

Cool find but lap steel still sucks

Yeah, I got that.

It just didnt want to budge, barely moved when it did, not that you ever want to turn it that much in any case. Sometimes theyre not too cooperative on cheaper guitars. Sometimes they turn more freely though.

not him, you're a fag

lapsteel is based

I've never wanted a Les Paul (or a Stratocaster) and I don't particularly see myself wanting one in the future.

>admitting even literal retards can afford Gibson Les Paul Standards and you can't

That's just sad, dude.

I literally want to sell every amp and pedal I have for a Fender 65 DRRI

Nobody wants to buy my Marshall JCM900 though.

>tfw no Mugi friend to get you 95% off a Gibson Les Paul and a free set up.

a friend in need is a friend indeed
but a friend with weed it better

Oops, it was actually 80% off. My point stands though.

I like my studio and no binding desu

So, is this a guitar/bass thread or a cringe thread?

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Aight, I feel you.

Aren't they the same thing?

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Only when people are defending Line 6. And whenever that retard on Sup Forums posts his weekly "DID I GIT GUD" thread.

hi newfriend. post pictures of neat guitars or ask us questions about playing and gear. we're helpful and knowledgeable.

>admitting you go to Sup Forums on a weekly basis
how embarrassing senpaitachi

>we're helpful and knowledgeable

Only to see that thread I was talking about. It's fucking comedy gold.

>damage control
jfc get a hold of yourself

Why do you loli fags infest every single board? I swear, you're worse than Sup Forums.

how bout a link instead of expecting us to wade through cancer to find it

We've always been here.

He doesn't have a thread at this very moment. It was there yesterday, but it 404'd after devolving into faggotry and cocksuckery. You'll just have to watch for it. I'm pretty fucking sure he'll be around again, even if he did basically go through a tar and feathering yesterday. I'll try to find his youtube channel.

Shit. Misread it as "When did you loli fags infest every single board?"

Are you god?

>You'll just have to watch for it.
no thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=URDz2-m3rzY
Here's one of the fucking videos he kept spamming yesterday. Complete garbage.
Eh, it's all the same.

what a fucking badass

You are that faggot, aren't you? Why haven't you thrown yourself in front of a fucking train yet?

noice tele samwise

yeah that's a /gg/ shitposter named roman. he found some brazilian guys youtube and has been spamming his videos for like a month now. why I don't know. he a fucking crazy person from all indications

The plot thickens. Those threads always devolve into hysterical bullshit and debauchery.

>You are that faggot, aren't you?
yes, I am that fa/gg/ot

>Being this much of a whiny bitch over Sup Forums

Sold all your shit yet?

he's a guitar troll supreme. we doxed him a few years ago and absolutely nothing changed. if anything he got worse here after that happened. pic related

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That's hilarious. Why dox the motherfucker, though?

he was ruining every /gg/ thread with his stupid bullshit. it didn't help though he just got 100 times worse after that. doxing someone with no life outside Sup Forums doesn't work

the only thing that changed after that is that he dose't put clear pics of his face online anymore. someone here pulled this pic off omegle sometime back. this is closer to the way he looks now

another more recent pic

Well, you know what they say. Can't kill that which has no life.

I bought a gio
Has a few little visual defects as a result of mass production
One tuner is sightly stiffer than the rest but that isn't an issue
At the end of the day I have a 24 fret guitar that plays great
I'll be adding a trem stopper soon

Not close at all friend, but thanks for still caring about me

Don't really need a vibrato stopper unless you plan on changing tunings a lot.

Posting muh ASAT

Same concept as a Tele FMT HH, but the G&L bridge is what sold me on this guitar.

What's the best overdrive pedal ever made, and why is it this one?

>live in small town
>no bands forming

Why.

Don't really need a band if you want to make music. And playing live is for faggots, anyway.

I want it for changing tuning and to avoid accidental pitch changes by pressing down on the bridge

>And playing live is for faggots, anyway.
/gg/, the post

How do I learn drums and bass?

Why do people like the Telecaster? The pickups look limited, the bridge looks like shit, it doesn't look that great in general. Why?

>changing tuning
That's fine.
>pressing down on the bridge
Get better technique.

Trial and error. If you already know how to play the guitar, learning bass should be the least of your worries.

It's definitely a good idea to stop the trem on a Gio. Those cheap bridges aren't all that great

My orangutan fingers and lack of coordination make it hard to drum or play regular guitar, so that's why I bassist. I picked up an instrument to play live with real people. If I wanted backing tracks and over dubs I would be a rapper.

Fag.

>lack of coordination
>bassist

feel sorry for your bandmates

no one cares poorfag

I said, playing live is for faggots. Not to use backing tracks while doing to.

Well. Rule #2. Need I say more?

Shitposter or bedroom guitarist in denial? This place is a pretty even mixture of the two, it's hard to tell sometimes

Varg Vikernes.

>lack of coordination
>timing is spot on

wew.

Calm down gearfag, it's not like it's a squier strat and a line 6 amp

That actually looks like fairly nice gear. I'm sure I could make that sound fucking awesome.

>it's not like it's a squier strat and a line 6 amp
it might as well be

what can i trade for my 05 mia strat?

want something weeb

lol fag
Nothing "might as well be" a Line 6.

Here's what's going to happen, listen carefully.

From now on when I come to a thread and there's no link to the old thread somewhere around the OP I'm going to shitpost that thread into the archive.

Ok? Got it?

I'm going to shitpost on topic and with a different IP address on each reply and I'm not going to discriminate between a thread that has 20 posts or 200. I'm going to kill the thread with 310 replies and no Mod's going to save it. This is a promise.

Understand?

kys

lol

If you think I'm fucking around go take a look:
It's no skin off my teeth to fill an entire thread with this shit. Believe me, I don't mind doing it.

Try me next thread and see.

you should see a doctor about all that autism my friend

Let's have an autism contest then.

I guarantee mines bigger than yours.

i bet u suck at guitar

You dont want to go down that route friendo.

I will find you and strangle you with a garrote made of your own guitar strings.

Alright, you've been warned /gg/.

This is the last time we're going to discuss this.

No. You were warned. You will end up being choked to death tonight. Don't worry. It wont be over in a minute. I kike to release the tension to allow you to suffer for greater periods of time before expiring.

I would much rather prefer to pull your fingernauls iff one at a time. I use a rusty nail and hammer to lift it initially, then a crappy pair of pliers that cant seem to keep a grip and always slip off a few time before removing the nail.

Then I pour gasoline over the bleeding wounds and set it alight to stop you from bleeding out and becoming lightheaded and fainting.

r8 my tone

clyp.it/2hre2qex

redpill me on short scale guitars /gg/

Sounds like you made a copy of a tape from of a 7th generation copy of a tape while running the vacuum cleaner.

for midgets

Are you

>a child
>female
>manlet
>weak handed faggot numale

If so, short scale guitars are right for you. Who needs string tension or intonation anyways.

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