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What are some good black directors?

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james healey

>Smoothhands only watches 1 minute "films" to pad his total number of films watched
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>tsar attempted suicide and failed that too lmao

What about William Greaves?

'raging s.j.w.' & yet u talk sh*t about tromb. what the fuck side are you on shithead explain your doopstupid self bitsch

imagine how woeful your life must be to even be included on this list

>he's not on the relevancy list

unfollow the fabs

It doesn't say anything bad about Trump you dumbfuck furry

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I love all of you as if you were my own family

i know rite? nightmare-life shaping up for a dirt-future.
the fuck up you dull little shard of shite boring bitch i can see thru your bullshit

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ILMLBGF

literally nobody on that list is remotely relevant except for tsar and machill (at a push)

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Favourite film scores?

Why do you hate fabs so much? Aren't you friends?

wew

he's got a paper asshole and he's spread his legs under my table long enough

Assault on Precint 13
The Keep
Out of Sight
Lucifer Rising

L'avventura
Umberto D
The Earrings of Madame de
The Third Man

What do you think about Inauguration Of The Pleasure Dome?

lad

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>pls people i dont know, pls just know that i suck dick

following because of the name

I bet you probably post reviews like this.

Pretty fuckin' great. Very colourful.

>libshills will defend this

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I need to watch more Peter Weir. Both Witness and Cars that Ate Paris were very underwhelming.

Haha, always loved them

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>Look, I give zero fucks if you see the world differently than I do. We all have the right to believe what we believe. 13 Hours ain't no joke. Michael Bay is the motherfucker. This one tugged at my heart, and I did get emotional watching. I'm not ashamed. I'm just keeping it real. Recommended for fans of really awful looking mustaches and brave heroic souls.

>tfw I chose the nigger team on PokeGO
time to uninstall I guess

What does that even mean?

most retarded rating system

like what took those 4 points off this film? he has over a hundred films ranked 99/100

>dodging the question
strike a nerve, eh?

That's what you get for picking red or blue.

>most unpopular revealed to have male leader

how long til its the most popular

t. pleb that hasn't seen heaven's gate

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bruh

I'm watching (You)

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>as if it's useful or worthwhile remembering lines from Heaven's Gate

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING GENERAL I'VE EVER BEEN TO. SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS Sup Forums THINKING WHEN THEY SHAT OUT THIS PUTRID DUMP? I MEAN, REALLY: AN IRONIC MEMEING GENERAL? WHAT KIND OF DRUG FUELED PSYCHO CAME UP WITH SUCH A SHITTY, ASININE IDEA? THERE ISN'T A SINGLE HALFWAY-INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THIS SHITHOLE, THERE'S NOT A SINGLE FUNNY FUCKING LINE IN ANY OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES FOR POSTS, AND THERE'S NOT EVEN ONE DECENT MEME THAT'S COME OUT OF THIS PLACE IN ALL ITS MISERABLE LIFESPAN.

POSTING ON THIS BOARD IS LIKE PISSING INTO A SEA OF PUTRID SEWER WATERS. READING ANY OF THE POSTS IS LIKE HAVING A DRUNKEN MONKEY PERFORM A LOBOTOMY ON YOU USING WOODEN STICKS WHILE RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER DURING AN EARTHQUAKE. IT TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO A FUCKING SHITSHAKE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

I'D RATHER GARGLE A CAMEL'S PISS WHILE AN ELEPHANT SHITS DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE THAN BROWSE THIS GENERAL FOR EVEN A SECOND LONGER. I'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTING CORPSE OF A SKUNK, VOMIT IT UP AND EAT IT AGAIN. I'D RATHER SHOVE BROKEN GLASS UP MY ASSHOLE, SHIT IT OUT AND RUB THE BLOODY GLASS-FILLED FECES ALL OVER MY BODY. I'D RATHER GET MAULED BY A RABID GRIZZLY BEAR AND THEN RUB HOT SAUCE IN EVERY OPEN WOUND. I'D RATHER FUCK A GARBAGE BIN FILLED WITH USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLES AND RAT POISON WHILE BEING RAPED UP THE ASS WITH A CACTUS. I'D RATHER SUCK A TYRANNOSAURUS'S ANAL JUICES OUT HIS ASS AND WASH IT DOWN WITH TOXIC WASTE.

Chill tb.h fàm

it is a favourite pasttime of mine

There is a story told by an ancient author... of a young man who being noticed by his friend to look dejected... was questioned by him... concerning the cause of his troubled appearance. The youth used no concealment... but told him that, for three days... he had been vainly endeavoring with his utmost efforts... to find an exordium for a subject on which he had to write. Whereupon, his friend replied with a smile... "Do you wish to write better than you can?" "And such," says the old author, "is the whole truth of the matter. We must endeavor to speak to the best of our ability... but we must speak according to our ability." And similar to the distress of this youth was my own trouble... when upon examining the old skeleton upon which most college orations are hung - I considered how I might incarnate that familiar framework. Of course, I at once decided not to attempt any profound... or difficult matter... lest having given the dry bones at best but a long tongue - puny strength. And after much careful and calm meditation... the class has refused to advise alteration... on the usual law that is called gravitation. Though we had thought at one time of having it stopped... in order that some of us might not be dropped. But the mind of mankind perhaps will be gratified to learn... that, at last, the law has been ratified... and the common result can be counted on still. All rivers, as usual, flowing downhill. The seasons, in turn, will continue to roll. We shall ask for no change in the north or south pole. The sun will continue to set in the west. The majority of us considered it best. We disclaim all intention of making a change... in what... we esteem... on the whole... Well arranged.

Melvin Van Peebles, Gordon Parks, Jr., Jamaa Fanaka, Fred Williamson, Spike Lee, Charles Lane and Berry Gordy all made formally unique films. Sembene made politically controversial films with a budget that told his audience that anyone could use a camera to fight for what they believed in and I respect that, but he has only a few good films.

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you need to stop drinking tsar this is getting out of hand

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This was very nice. ASMR, actually :)

>wanting tsar to continue his pathetic little (pun intended) existence
bad advice

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suh

remember this?

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tsar what's it like sucking amaranth's cock

I CANNOT get over how good aeltbx looks

Amy is a girl, silly. Girls don't have willies

Amy is a girl, silly. Girls don't have willies

girls can have feminine penises

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here's my waste land

fuck off poltard

/lbg/ is traditionally left leaning, and accepting

WHY, THO?

PRAISE KEK.

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what it do gentlemen

has anyone else checked out KRIGEN? very worthwhile imo. i very much enjoy Tobias Lindholm's directorial style - almost feels like watching a documentary.

Reddit.

Do The Second Coming

>you have to be from reddit to accept that all men are created equal

Me too, but 9/10 seems excessive.
Kapringen was slightly better Krigen.

Explains why i plowed your mom last night

tsar what does amaranth's voice sound like

All men are not created equal. Never were.

i found it very poignant and well-structured

though i didn't like how in the last 40 minutes his wife just sat around and cried, given how well she was developed in the first two acts

i'll rewatch eventually. i guess i have a tendency to overrate films on first viewing.

This one. I really would like to hear Amaranth's voice.

Bill Duke
Aton Fuqua
That's pretty much it.

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fucked up the last stanza but not enough to retake

The first half is doubtless the superior one, but of course the film only has its full power as a whole. I was very surprised when watching that it went in that direction, pressing relentlessly what would be a minor point in most 'war' films. The whole legality business really needed all that time to work emotionally.

like an american girl. it's totally disgusting desu.

Chill link_gorro. You don't get any virtue points here.

tsar's voice is better than I imagined. Would fuck with a couple of drinks

only one of these films are shit

>created
Based devout Christian MLK

True

I hate all you alt-right pieces of shit.

Please respond to this if you identify as alt-right (or just right) so I can unfollow you.

personally i enjoy 'boss pls i habe-a da cancer' hehe, cause it more or less trivializes and satirizes the supposed seriousness of some illegal spic begging his boss in broken english for time off because the exhaust fumes from the fuckin lawnmower gave him lung cancer. meanwhile the disgusting beaner isnt even supposed to be here, so it's like, thanks for the landscaping but there's really no reason for you to live past forty anyway

your profile idiot

I didnt technically ask for a story

hah triggert

>yfw amaranth posts alt-right memes on her tumblr

I dont follow her

and neither should you

what is alt-right?