A genie gives you the money to own 3 teams. Which ones do you buy?

a genie gives you the money to own 3 teams. Which ones do you buy?

Chicago Bulls
Bolton Wandereres
Toronto Argonauts.

Cowboys, Real, Barca

Manchester United, Barcalona and Real Madrid. Then I retire on shirt sales.

>buying teams

Maple Leafs
EPL team like Everton or West Ham
Lakers

pats, cowcucks, yancucks

the patriots so i could ruin them forever.

Probably the ones i can suck the most money from, some overcalued nfl teams

>they gave Westbrook a three

Wew

Rays
Islanders
Padres

Nordiques
Norwich
Athletics

Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Cavaliers
Columbus Blue jackets
Just because.

Customer Bauernhof. Id run the club into the ground leaving it in a non reparable state. Same with Farca and Real.

Lazio for the fascist ultras.
Leeds United for muh nostalgia.
Inter Milan(As obscene as Moratti's spending was, i'll triple that and essentially but the Scudetto for another 10 seasons consecutively)

Patriots
Kings
A's

My 3 favorite teams

Dallas Cowboys
New York Yankees
Los Angeles Lakers

Lakers
Yankees
Cowboys

Browns
Santos Laguna
Inter

Bruins
Inter
Chicago White Sox

None

Neither is that 3 nor funny. The genie clearly gives you a choice to chose 3 and you spout weak memes? If this was a rl situation you would have a demonic entity terrorizing you through your whole life.

my demonic entity terrorizes your mom's pussy every night

If he gives me the money I would just keep it and not buy any teams

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Young Boys
Predators
Bears

underrated

Please explain.

Real Madrid
New York Yankees
Dallas Cowboys

NY Yankees
NY Giants
NY Knicks

Tigres de Quintana Roo
Detroit Tigers
Cincinnati Bengals

Bern Young Boys FC
Nashville Predators
Chicago Bears

Bears
Cubs
Grizzlies

Sweden Womans National Team
Los Angeles Sparks
Real Madrid (for dat sweet sweet Female Spanish poon)

This, then sell all 3 and over fund some shitty meme team through the English soccer pyramid

>Inter instead of the GOAT Milan
Disappointed tßh

Inter is more glamorous tbhm8.

Wollongong Wolves
Wollongong Hawks
Bristol Rovers

Habs
Bruins
Leafs

Permanently fuck Toronto and Boston into the ground forever.

Young boys
Pedophiles (predators)
Pedobear

Liverpool
Manchester United
Real Madrid

Run them all into the ground

flyers (my team)
penguins (would move to Seattle 2bh)
man U (worth a lot of money)

>49ers
Offer sexual favors to bring Harbaugh back, not before putting Trent Baalke's head on a pike, then just biding my time while the franchise rebuilds
>MANCHESTER UNITED
as an American I know nothing of dive grass picked them only for the sake of making money as they seem to be a successful club and I would not need much to make it be profitable
>LA Dodgers
To villainously trade away their best prospects and pick incompetent management at every level to ensure their irrelevance for decades to come

Laffs
Browns
Chivas USA

The 3 most expensive teams. Then I'd sell them all. I'd buy the Browns and use the rest of the money to live extremely comfortable on my own private island. I'd crowdsource all of the ownership decisions to Sup Forums and the Browns would get propelled to GOAT status through the power of meme magic.

Dallas Cowboys
Real Madrid
Chicago Cubs

Immediately sell Real Madrid and the Cowboys for $4 billion each, use the money to live like a king and fund a new Cubs dynasty.

>fewer trophies
>fewer superstars
>same stadium
>"More glamorous"

Explain

Raiders
Chargers
49ers

I would ruin both chargers and 49ers to make the Raiders the best team in California...maybe i would fuck with the rams instead of the chargers because games against San Diego are a fun rivalry

The NFL has a hard salary cap though. Having more money won't really help you.

49ers, to fire baalke and o'neil then sell the team to someone other than jed york. Then barca and the cowboys to resell them after destroying jerry world with a wrecking ball.

I know, I'll just make sure the Raiders are the best team of the three

pour all the money into making the white sox great again

Nobody will notice kek

None, because I'm not an uncultured swine who thinks clubs for the masses should be in the palm of a single individual.

Though maybe RB Leipzig, Wolfsburg and Hoffenheim, just so I could dissolve them.

FUCKING REEEEEEEE

>West Coast Eagles
Put an end to the Vic scum. Also it's >my team
>AFC Wimbledon
Love the story, love to get them into the prem
>Chelsea
Sell all the players and use the money to fund Wimbledon

Israel, America and Russia

Damn that's cold

That sounds like way too much responsibility. Can't I just take a billion dollars instead and sit on my ass?

I literally didn't notice at first. Damn, they really are invisible.

Fucking this. #makeleedsgreatagain

Knicks
Yankees

i don't need a 3rd i'd die from pussy by owning these 2

Real Madrid
Dallas Cowboys
New York Yankees

I said a shitty MEME team, not a shitty team.

#CuckfieldUnitedInTheEPL

RB Leipzig
Red Bull Salzburg
NY Red Bulls

Jewventus
Buyern
Farca

Hey they forgot about the fucking White Sox in 2005! Fuck you ESPN

t. Dietrich Mateschitz

Lakers
Liverpool
Yanited

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The Browns, that's it