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What's a way to trick my girlfriend into having a miscarriage.
She turned 180 bat -shit crazy when we figured out she was pregnant..
I would end the relationship, because she doesn't give a shit about what I say or how I feel anymore, but I feel she would probably make me pay child support.
I need to get out guys.. Can't let her have this baby..

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Use a condom

Kill her

Little late for that bud

Claim you were raped

There's one ingredient in a tea that an user used before, I'd research that

Invite another girl into the relationship

If she is treating you like shit; she is not a girlfriend.

This

probably too late for this, but here

Are you german?

Thanks anons I will save this for later.

OP here:
More info for you guys.
She hates tea and she's about 5 weeks in..
I will convince her to drink some super sugar filled tea and see if she likes it.
But is there any other things I can give that's not tea ( just in case)

I live in America, bro

get one of those lights that grow weed they are special and cut the top off a pineapple and plant it,grow to fist size and blend that bitch into a smoothie

U mean blend a pineapple up?
Wut?

bump

lol, whut is this bullshit?!

>I need to get out guys.. Can't let her have this baby..

To quote the late Bill Paxton: "EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL!!! GOIN' **DOWN**!!!"

All chicks turn full psycho when they're knocked up. It doesn't matter if you end the relationship. She'll lawyer up and make you her personal debt slave for the next 18 years.

*This is what thinking with your dick leads to."

I fucking know.. I'm a God damn retard.
Was hoping I could be clever and get out of my situation.....

Either stick with her, or bail like a deadass, it's not up to you either way.
Deal with your fuck up like a man asshole.

Get a new phone number and move to another state, cut ties with everyone you know, move away before it's born and legally you won't be the father.

No.

Legally I would. But it would be real hard to find me to pay those debts that I'd have.
I'm kind of stuck in a position where I can't move for a while too. So...

What if I mix one of those teas with like soda or vitamin water. Do you think it'll have the same effect?
She really hates the taste of tea...

Well my cousin lives in a small town of 5000 people and he's avoided two ex girlfriends that he had kids with, if you can avoid taking a DNA test then you shouldn't have to pay child support.

Buy some of this shit somewhere
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You can figure the rest out

try prenatal test for autism
good chance itll come out positive

I'll try that faggot

Some courts will just say you are the father if you refuse to take a DNA test within 30 days

Well that's some bullshit