Speaking English edition
/cum/
/balt/
I have to go to the pokemon center to restore my pokemons HP
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NO
You think you can beat me? Beat this! *snaps own neck*
*autistic canadian screeching in the distance*
/v4/
>french Canadians
honhonhon Mes baguettes sont arrivées
Honestly i wonder if people who think like this really exist.
Hmm
Thats all of them
je suis une fille
why havent you moved to quebec yet?
> Montreal Canadiens
> Toronto Maple Leafs
> Vancouver Canucks
The NHL teams of the MTV all have really patriotic names.
>Patched denim vest
>Fitted hat
>Smokes LD
Yep, that's a gay frog alright
This is the most powerful man on Earth. If he wanted he could have your entire bloodline erased from the planet in less than a day.
This is what French Canadians eat every day.
I dont speak french, and the day I swear loyalty to the crown is the day hell freezes over
this man is powerful
Not even once
tayeul ici c'est français sinon décalisse
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then youre ugly :DDD
>Canadiens
>Not Canadians
This is some British-tier grammar
What the fuck Leafs. You betray us again
Because you can't get a job there unless you speak fluent Canadian French (which isn't taught anywhere btw, not even Canada, because it's a fucked up slang-ridden dialect), and they routinely discriminate against non-familial, although that's technically illegal under the constitution, but the federal government let Quebec get away with it because they're pussies.
>quebec
>military service
draft dodging inbred
THREAD THEME
>Toronto Maple Leafs
Yes, I watch anime
Yes, I read manga
And hell yes, I jerk off to hentai
Ugly - na
paranoid - yes
>Either be surrounded by poo in loos here in Toronto
>Or frogs in Quebec
It's a really "pick your poison" type of thing. Not sure who's worse.
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>not moving to the Yukon being surrounded by tundra and trees
Because you can't get a job there unless you speak fluent Canadian French (which isn't taught anywhere btw, not even Canada, because it's a fucked up slang-ridden dialect), and they routinely discriminate against non-familial
so you're just a huge pussy? and you dont have to speak joual to get a job here
>would rather live with indians than french people
hello rajput
lmao
I miss pooman420
Canadien is the French spelling. It's orthographically more correct in French with an 'e' because of how they pronounce their vowels.
True
>French """""people"""""
Hello pierre
Well now you brought all the furious francophones with your bait OP good job.
i'm still around, sup dude?
ENGLISH mothafucka
Do you speak it?!?!?
I saw the dumbest shit today, i laughed at some guy for saying ethnicity=race (after someone called him out thinking blood tests can determine your race instead of your ethnicity)
And he replied with this, so fucking cringey, i should never go outside of /cum/ again.
>tfw the canadians that post here now are all retarded and/or literal faggots
>tfw the days of comfy /cum/ will never come back
shitsucks
did you guys hear, transport ministry just effectively made drones illegal
cbc.ca
upvoted
>t. lost his European flags
Sad!
you're the poison fucking moron, you are not welcome here.
we would rather fight against you i will prefer death than fighting for you
most of the good people left when the pedo spam was non stop
Bien sûr, mon ami.
kek pooman strikes again!
Only good animes are the ones with rapey females on males
t. newfag
Sorry you're not welcome here in MY country, frog.
good, fuck those autists
only allow them in a sectioned off part of a park, put them in concentration camps if they're using it elsewhere
I'm a good poster
We Evangelion?
>he gets autistaclly nostalgic about a bunch of faggots on a general who don't post anymore
they won't even be allowed in parks
this is a good comic
its highly accurate, women despise weak men
Women don't watch that stop fucking lying
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Yeah but it's anime so it's not gonna make sense.
Also it seemed like shinji had some form of severe autism. Like how he didn't notice girls at all, I was the same way his age. So that probably explains why he didn't automatically love the idea of piloting a huge robot, or living with hot chicks around him.
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What would your three wishes be if you found a monkey's paw?
evangelion is such a shit anime
can someone explain this comic? i dont' get it at all
how's your ides of march going buds
Assassinated my boss but I have a feeling it will cause much instability at work.
Is this girl watching a movie about me
It's so accurate to my reality that it hurts.
>"newfag"
>S-S-STOP GETTING AUTISTICALLY NOSTALGIC THIS IS MY PLACE NOW REEEEEEEEE
ok champ
1. Infinite money
2. Everyone turns white
3. Immortality
Boom
Thread theme
im in my country dumbass
Bad opinion
Shinji is queer
>he hasn't watched Evangelion
>tfw I got a lot of stuff done today
my soul feels complete, /cum/ chan
>tfw no rei to cuddle and fug
>he gets this mad about his nostalgic autism
I don't watch anime anymore, it died in 2007 just like most other good things
>Shinji is queer
???
Other way around, pal. Quebec is rightfully Anglo clay.
Interstellar technology
Post scarcity technology
Immortality
I'm leaving this rock.
Probably, but I voted for him.
Perez Gutierrez
>1. Infinite money
You have infinite money but the government suspects you of mass theft/fraud. You're arrested and jailed.
>2. Everyone turns white
You become functionally blind and all you can see is what seems like an incredibly bright light being shined into your eyes.
>3. Immortality
After being released from prison, you get into a terrible accident. Your body becomes terribly mangled and what's left of you is barely recognizable as a human being. You're completely brain dead. The doctor who's treating you sees this as an opportunity to run tests on you and keeps you artificially alive with different machinery.
One Punch Man is good though, kill la kill is alright
They are making a new 12 episode FLCL series
1. Pokemon Snap 2, made by TPC, for 3DS and Wiiu, all 700 something pokemon, and 10/10 gameplay. AND I want to be alive to play it
2. infinite money so I never have to work again
3. a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself or any other weird surprises, you got that?
>They are making a new 12 episode FLCL series
Never watching that, I don't need them ruining something good.
Do people in /cum/ not know how the monkey's paw works?
>I don't watch anime anymore, it died in 2007 just like most other good things
>Interstellar technology
>immortality
so you want to spend thousands of years flying through space? you'd end up killing yourself long before you got there
show me your maracas
Wait WTF does a monkeys paw turn everything bad?
I do, the point is your not supposed to know it. You make your wishes and suffer your consequences.
>Wiiu
what
thats a dead console bud why would you wish for it to be on wiiu if you have infinite money?
if anime died in 2007, how do you explain the logical conclusion to anime?