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I have to go to the pokemon center to restore my pokemons HP

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NO

You think you can beat me? Beat this! *snaps own neck*

*autistic canadian screeching in the distance*

/v4/

>french Canadians

honhonhon Mes baguettes sont arrivées

Honestly i wonder if people who think like this really exist.

Hmm

Thats all of them

je suis une fille

why havent you moved to quebec yet?

> Montreal Canadiens
> Toronto Maple Leafs
> Vancouver Canucks

The NHL teams of the MTV all have really patriotic names.

>Patched denim vest
>Fitted hat
>Smokes LD

Yep, that's a gay frog alright

This is the most powerful man on Earth. If he wanted he could have your entire bloodline erased from the planet in less than a day.

This is what French Canadians eat every day.

I dont speak french, and the day I swear loyalty to the crown is the day hell freezes over

this man is powerful

Not even once

youtu.be/zqzhC8ydk3Q

tayeul ici c'est français sinon décalisse

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then youre ugly :DDD

>Canadiens
>Not Canadians

This is some British-tier grammar

What the fuck Leafs. You betray us again

Because you can't get a job there unless you speak fluent Canadian French (which isn't taught anywhere btw, not even Canada, because it's a fucked up slang-ridden dialect), and they routinely discriminate against non-familial, although that's technically illegal under the constitution, but the federal government let Quebec get away with it because they're pussies.

>quebec
>military service
draft dodging inbred

THREAD THEME

>Toronto Maple Leafs

Yes, I watch anime

Yes, I read manga

And hell yes, I jerk off to hentai

Ugly - na
paranoid - yes

>Either be surrounded by poo in loos here in Toronto
>Or frogs in Quebec

It's a really "pick your poison" type of thing. Not sure who's worse.

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>not moving to the Yukon being surrounded by tundra and trees

Because you can't get a job there unless you speak fluent Canadian French (which isn't taught anywhere btw, not even Canada, because it's a fucked up slang-ridden dialect), and they routinely discriminate against non-familial

so you're just a huge pussy? and you dont have to speak joual to get a job here

>would rather live with indians than french people

hello rajput

lmao

I miss pooman420

Canadien is the French spelling. It's orthographically more correct in French with an 'e' because of how they pronounce their vowels.

True

>French """""people"""""

Hello pierre

Well now you brought all the furious francophones with your bait OP good job.

i'm still around, sup dude?

ENGLISH mothafucka

Do you speak it?!?!?

I saw the dumbest shit today, i laughed at some guy for saying ethnicity=race (after someone called him out thinking blood tests can determine your race instead of your ethnicity)

And he replied with this, so fucking cringey, i should never go outside of /cum/ again.

>tfw the canadians that post here now are all retarded and/or literal faggots
>tfw the days of comfy /cum/ will never come back

shitsucks

did you guys hear, transport ministry just effectively made drones illegal

cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-drone-regulations-marc-garneau-1.4027486

upvoted

>t. lost his European flags
Sad!

you're the poison fucking moron, you are not welcome here.

we would rather fight against you i will prefer death than fighting for you

most of the good people left when the pedo spam was non stop

Bien sûr, mon ami.

kek pooman strikes again!

Only good animes are the ones with rapey females on males

t. newfag

Sorry you're not welcome here in MY country, frog.

youtube.com/watch?v=fP6IOM4qcYk

good, fuck those autists
only allow them in a sectioned off part of a park, put them in concentration camps if they're using it elsewhere

I'm a good poster

We Evangelion?

>he gets autistaclly nostalgic about a bunch of faggots on a general who don't post anymore

they won't even be allowed in parks

this is a good comic

its highly accurate, women despise weak men

Women don't watch that stop fucking lying

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Yeah but it's anime so it's not gonna make sense.

Also it seemed like shinji had some form of severe autism. Like how he didn't notice girls at all, I was the same way his age. So that probably explains why he didn't automatically love the idea of piloting a huge robot, or living with hot chicks around him.

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What would your three wishes be if you found a monkey's paw?

evangelion is such a shit anime

can someone explain this comic? i dont' get it at all

how's your ides of march going buds

Assassinated my boss but I have a feeling it will cause much instability at work.

Is this girl watching a movie about me

It's so accurate to my reality that it hurts.

>"newfag"
>S-S-STOP GETTING AUTISTICALLY NOSTALGIC THIS IS MY PLACE NOW REEEEEEEEE

ok champ

1. Infinite money
2. Everyone turns white
3. Immortality

Boom

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Thread theme

im in my country dumbass

Bad opinion
Shinji is queer
>he hasn't watched Evangelion

>tfw I got a lot of stuff done today
my soul feels complete, /cum/ chan

>tfw no rei to cuddle and fug

>he gets this mad about his nostalgic autism

I don't watch anime anymore, it died in 2007 just like most other good things

>Shinji is queer
???

Other way around, pal. Quebec is rightfully Anglo clay.

Interstellar technology
Post scarcity technology
Immortality

I'm leaving this rock.

Probably, but I voted for him.

Perez Gutierrez

>1. Infinite money
You have infinite money but the government suspects you of mass theft/fraud. You're arrested and jailed.
>2. Everyone turns white
You become functionally blind and all you can see is what seems like an incredibly bright light being shined into your eyes.
>3. Immortality
After being released from prison, you get into a terrible accident. Your body becomes terribly mangled and what's left of you is barely recognizable as a human being. You're completely brain dead. The doctor who's treating you sees this as an opportunity to run tests on you and keeps you artificially alive with different machinery.

One Punch Man is good though, kill la kill is alright

They are making a new 12 episode FLCL series

1. Pokemon Snap 2, made by TPC, for 3DS and Wiiu, all 700 something pokemon, and 10/10 gameplay. AND I want to be alive to play it

2. infinite money so I never have to work again

3. a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself or any other weird surprises, you got that?

>They are making a new 12 episode FLCL series
Never watching that, I don't need them ruining something good.

Do people in /cum/ not know how the monkey's paw works?

>I don't watch anime anymore, it died in 2007 just like most other good things

>Interstellar technology
>immortality

so you want to spend thousands of years flying through space? you'd end up killing yourself long before you got there

show me your maracas

Wait WTF does a monkeys paw turn everything bad?

I do, the point is your not supposed to know it. You make your wishes and suffer your consequences.

>Wiiu

what

thats a dead console bud why would you wish for it to be on wiiu if you have infinite money?

if anime died in 2007, how do you explain the logical conclusion to anime?