7 PM Central Time Start
Chicago Blackhawks at Dallas Stars
>tfw you've been drinking since 8am
>it's a Konroyd game
Time to die I guess
TvR is kill. Desjardins rumored to be in.
>work is a shitshow
>FB downgraded me to regular buddy
>it's a konroyd game
What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
jesus dude.....
>stars
>N1emi
Also I have no idea how that's a good goal
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TAZER
>mfw 11 seconds
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11 seconds in
Holy shit, it actually counted
who /alpha king/ here?
thank fucking god there's an extra hour of sleep tonight
>tfw I don't have any more of my home brewed beer
I don't trust myself enough to home brew
>it's a WGN poorly superimposes ads on the glass episode
It's incredibly easy. Also, starsan or any no rinse cleaner is your best friend.
I also have some mead brewing right now but it probably won't be ready for another month or two.
How to get fuck buddy?
>dat 9/10
>tfw the local store carries six packs for $12
drinking rip cord tonight though
sturs jersey is exactly the same as the hawk's except palette swapped
Why does this franchise exist again?
fugggggggggggggg
Fuck.
Why is their fog horn so pumping unlike the faggy one hawks have?
I dunno, just talk to girls?
If my weird ass can manage it, so can you.
Goal* horn fuck
>Hartman trying to kill everyone
Well he is from Illinois
>green day
>dallas stars
>they wear green
I get it
god dammit
How did u guys meet and how did you bring it up?
Work.
It just kinda happened.
>stars playing soccer
Reminder if are from Chicago and wear this shirt, you are a faggot that isn't a Blackhawks fan but a bandwagoner
>He doesn't have an alt jersey
Why are the hawks and sox best jerseys the alt jerseys?
my dad had that exact jersey
Your dad is a 'muh heritage' faggot that should kill himself or move to dallas
he bought a chinese knockoff jersey?
>tfw my old barber got me into hockey in 2013-14 season since we were talking about the bulls
>tfw feels like a bandwagoner
BIIIIIIG SAFE BY NIEMI
NEMO SAYS NO
Oh...
Damn
knowing him, probably
>stars gooning it up
Wow that was stupid as fuck
I had something similar happen to me.
>friends start talking alot about hockey around 11-12
>I start watching with them
>No idea what's going but this is fun to watch
>hawks discipline
Q needs to break out the whips
Don't know if I shared this story but
>brother-in-law bartender
>bobby hull frequents his bar
>hull is aggressive towards the female barstaff
>routinely sexually harasses them
>is rude to everyone else
>often says racist shit towards blacks
and he has a statue outside of the UC
Goddamn that sequence
Come on hawks
I don't think he's really worried about winning cups anymore. As shitty as their playing they're tied for the first seed in the west last time I checked last night
>Hawks suddenly shitting the fucking bed
Why
I'd let booby hall sexually harass me
Hawks always suck against the stars
big boogey team
I know but it really just irritates the shit out of me.
poop
I feel like stars usually play like it's game 7 in the western conference finals against the hawks
Anyone else miss oduya?
no
nope
Agreed. Just chaps my ass that the Hawks don't reciprocate the intensity.
No
Unless of course, he was replacing Rosibad
Their play style is more patient and not aggressive so not really surprised
There skaters are also much quicker
>hawks powerlessplay
What rank are we anyway in this young season on the pp?
It's like they're literally us of the past years.
That speed and ferociousness was such a great way to play hockey
Yea I think speed and aggression is the theme among the coaching staff
>these tweets
>kane wangchung
Oh this segment
Someone think of something to tweet to one of the players
Darling is looking thin
>All I want for Christmas is Jonathon Toews to join my Malaysian basket weaving forum
>I want to brush breadman's teeth
>sexual undertones
>hjammer will never cultrually enrich your body in the warm swedish sun
feels badman
>I wanna smell crawfords pads
Imagine players shiftposting while on the bench waiting for thier shift.
>i bet u fagz cnt even sk8
Is Hartman mentally retarded?
>check me IRL you twink
11th at 22.7%
just tweet images of stairs at Crawford
Oh fuck can you imagine this robot posting here? Can he even pass the captcha?
>fly the W Sunday night at 8
I can imagine I'd be cancelling everything to watch something like that had I been a Cubs fan. Seems cool.
The media between now and back then are just entire worlds apart.
I'm sick of this fucking Tina Fey advert
FUCKING REEEEEEEEE
>they ruled that as unintentional
Stars must be have staffed soccer refs
>command unrecognized
>Konroyd game
You can blame this one on the Breeder's Cup. And you know how Eddie reacts to horse racing.
Fuck i missed the entire first period.
AND its Konroyd. Should have just stayed in bed.
>all those hawks fans there
It's like Christmas!
drink goon
Is Goon any good? I keep meaning to download it
>good save by Panik
On a scale from 1 to "Xmas Game," how sloshed is Pat. I just tuned in.
>FYI
>Fly the W
>Foley finally had enough of Konroyd's shit and told him to start hitting the sauce
It's alright. Predictable plot, but I like the characters
It's a breddy gud film. Sean William Scott is a lovable idiot that punches hard.
However, don't drink goon.
Damn that was a good check on Kane
It's a Konroyd game so I'd assume he's trying to black out
PING
Do they have the lexia in the states?
>giant cartoon Tom Skilling behind the goal
You all see that too right?
HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HITMAN
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THE HARTMAN
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