Chicago Blackhawks at Dallas Stars

7 PM Central Time Start

>tfw you've been drinking since 8am
>it's a Konroyd game
Time to die I guess

TvR is kill. Desjardins rumored to be in.

>work is a shitshow
>FB downgraded me to regular buddy
>it's a konroyd game

What the fuck did I do to deserve this?

jesus dude.....

>stars

>N1emi

Also I have no idea how that's a good goal

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TAZER

>mfw 11 seconds

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11 seconds in

Holy shit, it actually counted

who /alpha king/ here?

thank fucking god there's an extra hour of sleep tonight

>tfw I don't have any more of my home brewed beer

I don't trust myself enough to home brew

>it's a WGN poorly superimposes ads on the glass episode

It's incredibly easy. Also, starsan or any no rinse cleaner is your best friend.
I also have some mead brewing right now but it probably won't be ready for another month or two.

How to get fuck buddy?

>dat 9/10

>tfw the local store carries six packs for $12
drinking rip cord tonight though

sturs jersey is exactly the same as the hawk's except palette swapped

Why does this franchise exist again?

fugggggggggggggg

Fuck.
Why is their fog horn so pumping unlike the faggy one hawks have?

I dunno, just talk to girls?
If my weird ass can manage it, so can you.

Goal* horn fuck

>Hartman trying to kill everyone

Well he is from Illinois

>green day
>dallas stars
>they wear green

I get it

god dammit

How did u guys meet and how did you bring it up?

Work.
It just kinda happened.

>stars playing soccer

Reminder if are from Chicago and wear this shirt, you are a faggot that isn't a Blackhawks fan but a bandwagoner

>He doesn't have an alt jersey

Why are the hawks and sox best jerseys the alt jerseys?

my dad had that exact jersey

Your dad is a 'muh heritage' faggot that should kill himself or move to dallas

he bought a chinese knockoff jersey?

>tfw my old barber got me into hockey in 2013-14 season since we were talking about the bulls
>tfw feels like a bandwagoner

BIIIIIIG SAFE BY NIEMI

NEMO SAYS NO

Oh...

Damn

knowing him, probably

>stars gooning it up

Wow that was stupid as fuck

I had something similar happen to me.
>friends start talking alot about hockey around 11-12
>I start watching with them
>No idea what's going but this is fun to watch

>hawks discipline
Q needs to break out the whips

Don't know if I shared this story but
>brother-in-law bartender
>bobby hull frequents his bar
>hull is aggressive towards the female barstaff
>routinely sexually harasses them
>is rude to everyone else
>often says racist shit towards blacks

and he has a statue outside of the UC

Goddamn that sequence

Come on hawks

I don't think he's really worried about winning cups anymore. As shitty as their playing they're tied for the first seed in the west last time I checked last night

>Hawks suddenly shitting the fucking bed
Why

I'd let booby hall sexually harass me

Hawks always suck against the stars

big boogey team

I know but it really just irritates the shit out of me.

poop

I feel like stars usually play like it's game 7 in the western conference finals against the hawks

Anyone else miss oduya?

no

nope

Agreed. Just chaps my ass that the Hawks don't reciprocate the intensity.

No

Unless of course, he was replacing Rosibad

Their play style is more patient and not aggressive so not really surprised

There skaters are also much quicker

>hawks powerlessplay

What rank are we anyway in this young season on the pp?

It's like they're literally us of the past years.

That speed and ferociousness was such a great way to play hockey

Yea I think speed and aggression is the theme among the coaching staff

>these tweets

>kane wangchung

Oh this segment

Someone think of something to tweet to one of the players

Darling is looking thin

>All I want for Christmas is Jonathon Toews to join my Malaysian basket weaving forum

>I want to brush breadman's teeth

>sexual undertones

>hjammer will never cultrually enrich your body in the warm swedish sun

feels badman

>I wanna smell crawfords pads

Imagine players shiftposting while on the bench waiting for thier shift.

>i bet u fagz cnt even sk8

Is Hartman mentally retarded?

>check me IRL you twink

11th at 22.7%

just tweet images of stairs at Crawford

Oh fuck can you imagine this robot posting here? Can he even pass the captcha?

>fly the W Sunday night at 8

I can imagine I'd be cancelling everything to watch something like that had I been a Cubs fan. Seems cool.

The media between now and back then are just entire worlds apart.

I'm sick of this fucking Tina Fey advert

FUCKING REEEEEEEEE

>they ruled that as unintentional
Stars must be have staffed soccer refs

>command unrecognized

>Konroyd game
You can blame this one on the Breeder's Cup. And you know how Eddie reacts to horse racing.

Fuck i missed the entire first period.
AND its Konroyd. Should have just stayed in bed.

>all those hawks fans there

It's like Christmas!

drink goon

Is Goon any good? I keep meaning to download it

>good save by Panik
On a scale from 1 to "Xmas Game," how sloshed is Pat. I just tuned in.

>FYI
>Fly the W
>Foley finally had enough of Konroyd's shit and told him to start hitting the sauce

It's alright. Predictable plot, but I like the characters

It's a breddy gud film. Sean William Scott is a lovable idiot that punches hard.

However, don't drink goon.

Damn that was a good check on Kane

It's a Konroyd game so I'd assume he's trying to black out

PING

Do they have the lexia in the states?

>giant cartoon Tom Skilling behind the goal
You all see that too right?

HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE HARTMAN

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