>be me >moderate weeb >been studying Japanese on and off for a few years >sitting with friend in a bus >suddenly, two Japanese students walk in and start jabbering >tfw actual Japanese >being spoken next to me >I know I can't let this opportunity pass by >waiting until they're done with their conversation >Japs are done with their conversation after 10 minutes or so >their going towards the exit >I've got to say something >"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO" >awkward silence >only one of them gets out of the bus >he yells "WOW" and is laughing his ass off >the other one starts staring at me >starts typing furiously on his BlackBerry keyboard >then when I left the bus, I saw him walking right next to me, looking down as to avoid eye contact with that weird weeaboo
I've never felt this autistic before in my whole life. Just thought I'd share.
Luke Edwards
>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO" What this means? Not everyone here is a fucking fat weeb.
Chase Fisher
Something along the lines of "have a good night, boys", but in a real girly, semi-aggressive way.
Anyway, I just feel like ending it atm. I've somehow managed to fail at being a weeb. I'm either going to grind the heck out of this langauge, or never speak it to anyone ever again
Jose Ramirez
Do you read VNs, lad?
Mason Morris
that's sound like a mom's phrase to her kids too intimate and feminine for a guy to speak to strangers anyway /int has DJT or Japanese thread for you
Isaiah Rogers
gomenasai, I meant my reply to
Gabriel Evans
>sitting with friend in a bus
What was your friend doing in the middle of this whole autist shit?
Jordan Garcia
yeah, I know that much. I just couldn't think of anything else to say. They were looking at me like I was retarded.
Checking his Facebook. He's a fully fledged normie. He was like: "what language is that"? And when I told him it's Japanese, he was like, "okay cool", and then went about his own business.
Colton Long
>moderate Sure thing, Chris.
Aiden Miller
Better question is what two japs are doing in isreal
Christopher Rodriguez
They were probably students. I live next to both a college and a university.
I SWEAR. I don't know what went wrong with me there.
Michael Russell
Isuraeru
Anthony Lewis
That's a cute girl
Leo Brooks
This is why we kicked you out
Caleb Johnson
harro, japan chan ^_^
come on, no bully. Looking for comforts.
Brody Phillips
Yet now you are calling us back
Mason Ortiz
If I were one of the Japanese I'd skip my bus stop and have some chats with an interesting Jewish man.
Jose Smith
What makes you think it's a girl?
Aiden Thompson
She has very feminine features. So she *is* a girl, is she not?
James Scott
Yapan :3
Robert Martin
It's ok as long as he's cute.
Ryan Roberts
>extended face He great made his face gom silicon? sasuga yapan
Jaxson Cooper
lol
Hunter Robinson
>come back to my place user, we can have nice chats >"japanese man found dismembered in israeli apartment" I don't think this is even a meme, OP sounds like the type
Jacob Hughes
it is hard to talk without the reason. even if you can speak Japanese completely, that is hard.
Andrew Rogers
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Xavier Jones
Well, at least you tried
John Jones
אתה מביך פצצות. תסדר את החיים שלך כבר, יא לוזר
Colton Perez
I'm studying Japanese, now here in Japan as an exchange student and people like you ruin the reputation of gaijin who can speak Japanese, fuck weebs animeme war now
Chase Foster
מה? ב-בורגר? O_O
I do too. I guess I was kind of tipsy.
Colton Sanchez
זה לא משנה איך
תפסיק לראות אנימה.
באיזו עיר אתה גר בארץ?
Isaac Watson
חיפה. מה, אתה ישראלי שעבר לארה"ב? פרוקסי פאג? מה הסיפור? ם-ם
John Anderson
>be me >American >speak seven languages >sitting with friend in a bus >suddenly, two Japanese students walk in and start jabbering >they think I won't understand their fucking gook babble >being spoken next to me >I wish they would get the hell out of my country >waiting until they're done with their conversation >Japs are done with their conversation after 10 minutes or so >their going towards the exit >I'm like >"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO" which means "sleep tight, gaybois" >their stunned >only one of them gets out of the bus >he yells "WOW" and is trying to laugh it off >the other one starts staring at me >starts typing furiously on his BlackBerry keyboard >then when I left the bus, I saw him walking right next to me, looking down as to avoid eye contact with the white man
Blake Foster
GERALD OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
Colton Collins
Looks like Franco
Mason Lewis
And this is the power of perspective, when they said that you create the world you live in, they didn't lie
Leo Green
Thank you for the lesson, sensei.
Jordan Mitchell
Imagine being Japanese and knowing that the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country like it because of Anime.
Logan Young
You will never be Japanese.
Carter Hernandez
And I'm really glad for it
Ryder Stewart
Imagine being Western/Northern European and knowing the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country only like it because of money-related reasons
Angel Cox
Imagine being American and knowing the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country hate it out of jealousy.
Josiah Nguyen
JUST
Nathan Edwards
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Joshua Mitchell
>OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO That's gay, anime ruined you
Xavier Murphy
Why did I say that wfknnwfbwkfvnowfjviwdviwdjvowfjviqjdgifwhdviwfbgwufbhdvd
Kayden Reed
That's sort of a phrase only your aunt would say when your all relatives gather to see a local summer fireworks festival and your brother and you go to bed like at 8 or 9 while the adults are still having fun
Sebastian Evans
That sounds like something an autistic homosexual would say.
Kevin Brown
>He met japs I would give up kashmir just to meet a jap gril
Xavier Phillips
>give up something that isn't yours
What did he mean by this?
Zachary Allen
If it gives you some solace they probably thought you were some flamboyant weeb gay, so they were uncomfortable about rather than pure cringe
Joseph Gray
I rather it go to japan than i*dia
Sebastian Bell
This is why I keep it cool when I see a Japanese. I'm not going to try to impress them with my bare わたしはにほんごがすこしできます。 knowledge.
If they wanna chat in English or Spanish, fine by me, but I'll only look a chronic autist trying to speak in Japanese, when I have just started learning since February.
Landon Cook
You should have started with something like 「あの、すみませ 。日本人ですか?」.
Ian Bennett
Few things are more precious for most Japanese than to be spoken to by a foreigner who speaks Japanese abroad
Dylan Flores
Will they appreciate a じこしょかい? That's the best I can do for now.
Jayden Gomez
What the heck would you butt in to say say anyways? At best you can wait and see if they in their conversation bring up any need for information.
Jeremiah Reyes
Hi jap friends, off question but this might be a good place so here it goes...
How do I tell someone in japanese I want my mattress filled with mochi?
Adrian Nelson
god damn it why didn't I go to Harucon this year
Michael Campbell
Be grateful, we saved a lot of you oven-dodgers back in the day by giving papers to even obvious Ashkenazim as """sephardim""", Schliemels Goldblatt-Bergstein
Jackson Wilson
>おやすみなさいね、ふたりとも
Charles Ortiz
nice pic
Blake Morris
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Brayden Long
Hekko * Hello
Oliver Parker
I feel you man, sometimes I too feel like sperging out with my japanese knoweledge, but It only worked once when I made an IRL nipponese friend who i play league and eat pizza with sometimes. The other 5 times i tried it on other japanese they were always laughibg at me and made me say it again in my shitty accent for all their friends to hear on whatever japanese people call facebook
Parker Peterson
An autistic, Jewish weeaboo. Doesn't get much worse than that
Lincoln Hernandez
>>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO" sounds almost perfect in the situation. but >>Japanese students >> BlackBerry keyboard Never seen.
Juan White
I think we should ban Japanese and Israelis here
Oliver Morgan
Could be black and Brazilian to boot.
Jeremiah Edwards
it's cool surprisingly
Mason Torres
Why would you say that, lad. Just why.
Ryan Ward
餅を詰め込んだマットレスが欲しい
but it sounds crazy so we'll be really confused even if you say your request in Japanese
Zachary Clark
マットレスは固い方がいいよな
Jason Price
I know you are ashamed and i would feel kinda weird if i were in other country minding my bussines in a bus and someone just suddenly said to me "Buenas noches amigo", anyway you shouldnt feel ashamed, you were excited and tried at your way to show the skills you have been working on, just keep trying to work more into the social part and dont give up :)
Ryder Lewis
I like Israel very much.
Anthony Perez
>moderate weeb >been studying Japanese on and off for a few years does not compute