Be me

>be me
>moderate weeb
>been studying Japanese on and off for a few years
>sitting with friend in a bus
>suddenly, two Japanese students walk in and start jabbering
>tfw actual Japanese
>being spoken next to me
>I know I can't let this opportunity pass by
>waiting until they're done with their conversation
>Japs are done with their conversation after 10 minutes or so
>their going towards the exit
>I've got to say something
>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO"
>awkward silence
>only one of them gets out of the bus
>he yells "WOW" and is laughing his ass off
>the other one starts staring at me
>starts typing furiously on his BlackBerry keyboard
>then when I left the bus, I saw him walking right next to me, looking down as to avoid eye contact with that weird weeaboo

I've never felt this autistic before in my whole life.
Just thought I'd share.

>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO"
What this means? Not everyone here is a fucking fat weeb.

Something along the lines of "have a good night, boys", but in a real girly, semi-aggressive way.

Anyway, I just feel like ending it atm.
I've somehow managed to fail at being a weeb.
I'm either going to grind the heck out of this langauge, or never speak it to anyone ever again

Do you read VNs, lad?

that's sound like a mom's phrase to her kids
too intimate and feminine for a guy to speak to strangers
anyway /int has DJT or Japanese thread for you

gomenasai, I meant my reply to

>sitting with friend in a bus

What was your friend doing in the middle of this whole autist shit?

yeah, I know that much.
I just couldn't think of anything else to say. They were looking at me like I was retarded.

Checking his Facebook. He's a fully fledged normie.
He was like: "what language is that"? And when I told him it's Japanese, he was like, "okay cool", and then went about his own business.

>moderate
Sure thing, Chris.

Better question is what two japs are doing in isreal

They were probably students. I live next to both a college and a university.

I SWEAR. I don't know what went wrong with me there.

Isuraeru

That's a cute girl

This is why we kicked you out

harro, japan chan ^_^

come on, no bully. Looking for comforts.

Yet now you are calling us back

If I were one of the Japanese I'd skip my bus stop and have some chats with an interesting Jewish man.

What makes you think it's a girl?

She has very feminine features. So she *is* a girl, is she not?

Yapan :3

It's ok as long as he's cute.

>extended face
He great made his face gom silicon?
sasuga yapan

lol

>come back to my place user, we can have nice chats
>"japanese man found dismembered in israeli apartment"
I don't think this is even a meme, OP sounds like the type

it is hard to talk without the reason.
even if you can speak Japanese completely, that is hard.

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Well, at least you tried

אתה מביך פצצות. תסדר את החיים שלך כבר, יא לוזר

I'm studying Japanese, now here in Japan as an exchange student and people like you ruin the reputation of gaijin who can speak Japanese, fuck weebs animeme war now

מה?
ב-בורגר? O_O

I do too.
I guess I was kind of tipsy.

זה לא משנה איך

תפסיק לראות אנימה.


באיזו עיר אתה גר בארץ?

חיפה.
מה, אתה ישראלי שעבר לארה"ב?
פרוקסי פאג?
מה הסיפור? ם-ם

>be me
>American
>speak seven languages
>sitting with friend in a bus
>suddenly, two Japanese students walk in and start jabbering
>they think I won't understand their fucking gook babble
>being spoken next to me
>I wish they would get the hell out of my country
>waiting until they're done with their conversation
>Japs are done with their conversation after 10 minutes or so
>their going towards the exit
>I'm like
>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO" which means "sleep tight, gaybois"
>their stunned
>only one of them gets out of the bus
>he yells "WOW" and is trying to laugh it off
>the other one starts staring at me
>starts typing furiously on his BlackBerry keyboard
>then when I left the bus, I saw him walking right next to me, looking down as to avoid eye contact with the white man

GERALD OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF

Looks like Franco

And this is the power of perspective, when they said that you create the world you live in, they didn't lie

Thank you for the lesson, sensei.

Imagine being Japanese and knowing that the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country like it because of Anime.

You will never be Japanese.

And I'm really glad for it

Imagine being Western/Northern European and knowing the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country only like it because of money-related reasons

Imagine being American and knowing the vast majority of foreigners that are interested in your country hate it out of jealousy.

JUST

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>OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO
That's gay, anime ruined you

Why did I say that wfknnwfbwkfvnowfjviwdviwdjvowfjviqjdgifwhdviwfbgwufbhdvd

That's sort of a phrase only your aunt would say when your all relatives gather to see a local summer fireworks festival and your brother and you go to bed like at 8 or 9 while the adults are still having fun

That sounds like something an autistic homosexual would say.

>He met japs
I would give up kashmir just to meet a jap gril

>give up something that isn't yours


What did he mean by this?

If it gives you some solace they probably thought you were some flamboyant weeb gay, so they were uncomfortable about rather than pure cringe

I rather it go to japan than i*dia

This is why I keep it cool when I see a Japanese.
I'm not going to try to impress them with my bare わたしはにほんごがすこしできます。 knowledge.

If they wanna chat in English or Spanish, fine by me, but I'll only look a chronic autist trying to speak in Japanese, when I have just started learning since February.

You should have started with something like 「あの、すみませ 。日本人ですか?」.

Few things are more precious for most Japanese than to be spoken to by a foreigner who speaks Japanese abroad

Will they appreciate a じこしょかい? That's the best I can do for now.

What the heck would you butt in to say say anyways? At best you can wait and see if they in their conversation bring up any need for information.

Hi jap friends, off question but this might be a good place so here it goes...

How do I tell someone in japanese I want my mattress filled with mochi?

god damn it why didn't I go to Harucon this year

Be grateful, we saved a lot of you oven-dodgers back in the day by giving papers to even obvious Ashkenazim as """sephardim""", Schliemels Goldblatt-Bergstein

>おやすみなさいね、ふたりとも

nice pic

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Hekko *
Hello

I feel you man, sometimes I too feel like sperging out with my japanese knoweledge, but It only worked once when I made an IRL nipponese friend who i play league and eat pizza with sometimes. The other 5 times i tried it on other japanese they were always laughibg at me and made me say it again in my shitty accent for all their friends to hear on whatever japanese people call facebook

An autistic, Jewish weeaboo. Doesn't get much worse than that

>>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO"
sounds almost perfect in the situation.
but
>>Japanese students
>> BlackBerry keyboard
Never seen.

I think we should ban Japanese and Israelis here

Could be black and Brazilian to boot.

it's cool surprisingly

Why would you say that, lad. Just why.

餅を詰め込んだマットレスが欲しい

but it sounds crazy so we'll be really confused even if you say your request in Japanese

マットレスは固い方がいいよな

I know you are ashamed and i would feel kinda weird if i were in other country minding my bussines in a bus and someone just suddenly said to me "Buenas noches amigo", anyway you shouldnt feel ashamed, you were excited and tried at your way to show the skills you have been working on, just keep trying to work more into the social part and dont give up :)

I like Israel very much.

>moderate weeb
>been studying Japanese on and off for a few years
does not compute