Can Sup Forums roast somebody by only looking at their dick?
>pic related I'm looking for a good roast
Can Sup Forums roast somebody by only looking at their dick?
>pic related I'm looking for a good roast
Here's a better angle.
Your penis looks like a rostie turned inside out.
What's a rostie?
The base of your dick is being attacked by a hoard of baby siders
look in your pants mate
your nuts look like rasins
Your balls look like fucking deflated balloons
Don't most men's nuts look like that?
if i threw your dick like a boomerang, it would have enough curve to come back
if woodie allen was a cock this is what he'd look like
my nuts are smooth and about the size of a golf ball
I take that as a compliment, I like bent cocks.
Pics or it didn't happen.
woody allan is a cock
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bent cocks are only good bent upwards
That's why I fuck my girl sideways.
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>implying you will ever get laid
You'd be surprised.
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What?
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Do you know what a razor is? Jesus
I happen to prefer a bush, on men and women.