Can Sup Forums roast somebody by only looking at their dick?

Can Sup Forums roast somebody by only looking at their dick?

>pic related I'm looking for a good roast

Here's a better angle.

Your penis looks like a rostie turned inside out.

What's a rostie?

The base of your dick is being attacked by a hoard of baby siders

look in your pants mate

your nuts look like rasins

Your balls look like fucking deflated balloons

Don't most men's nuts look like that?

if i threw your dick like a boomerang, it would have enough curve to come back

if woodie allen was a cock this is what he'd look like

my nuts are smooth and about the size of a golf ball

I take that as a compliment, I like bent cocks.

Pics or it didn't happen.

woody allan is a cock

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bent cocks are only good bent upwards

That's why I fuck my girl sideways.

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>implying you will ever get laid

You'd be surprised.

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What?

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Do you know what a razor is? Jesus

I happen to prefer a bush, on men and women.