ITT we go to Omegle and go to tags such as "Tumblr" "9Gag" and "Feminism" and open conversations with "Hello I'm Dan. Afterwards we say the most offensive and racist shit possible.
ITT we go to Omegle and go to tags such as "Tumblr" "9Gag" and "Feminism" and open conversations with "Hello I'm Dan...
Other urls found in this thread:
logs.omegle.com
logs.omegle.com
twitter.com
Lets go!
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alternative to omegle to chat with girls?
How did I get here
On my way!
Well, are you watching it?
Should I take up the offer?
guys
oh snap
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I cant find anyone besides other dans!
???
just dans and that's it
FUCK. It's dead, Jim. logs.omegle.com
Got one finally
user who said "fuck you"
You're a faggot.
Tumblr or 9gag?
chicks with dicks
ADD me on KIK: mastermuffin666 INSTA: mastermuffin123 SC: mastermuffin124
He's looking for a submissive girl, should we fuck with him?
Fuck you bitch that shit wasn't worthy
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Has anyone ever been banned from a text chat?
yes
I literally just got banned. Idk how the hell that was decided but oh well it won't last forever.
great chat right here
logs.omegle.com
lmao that was me
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haha I saw your mom get cucked
too lazy to screencap, so heres this
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: haii
You: Hi I'm Dan
You: and you are?
Stranger: Isabella
You: hey there isabella
You: i have just one question for you. I'm doing a sort of survey
Stranger: okay...
You: Do you like fat nigger cock in your tight holes?
Stranger: why does it matter what color it is
Stranger has disconnected.
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me too daddy :3
4/4
lost
they fucking got me
user CHECKIN IN
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right as I said "my name is dan" they were gone.
Oh that's a bummer. I was going to troll hard, but tonight and tomorrow I have some free time and been wanting to catfish for some girls. Guess I'll play it safe
Why hello user i just said hi to you
Running into many of our own. Fuck
You: Hi im Dan
Stranger: hey
You: got a question for you?
Stranger: Sup Forums was never good
Stranger: but this is just sad
user is going to make a thread we raid trump supporters
new tags to add:
roleplay
lesbian roleplay
That's what you think, nigger.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
>You: Hi I'm Dan
>Stranger: hi i'm jay
>You: Oh, I think we met before
>Stranger: have we?
>You: I do believe so..
>Stranger: we might have
>You: Although I've heard that there are a lot of "Dan's" on here tonight
>You: It must be some kind of prank. Which really sucks for those of us who really are named Dan
>Stranger: that's lame, maybe there are a lot of jay's on here too
>You: Yeah maybe
>Stranger: but i don't remember anyone usually
>Stranger: i got a pretty bad memory
>You: Lol On the topic of memory, can I ask you a question?
>Stranger: sure
>You: Do you remember your first birthday, when I violently fucked your mother on the table, and left you crying on the floor, appalled by the sight of my massive black dick tearing her apart?
Stranger has disconnected.
I've also got Mlp on mine
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Then Change name to danielle
Dana.
was just about to post the same thing
We're only getting each other at this point.
where you out homie
Ayy lmao
there you are
Do black lives matter too
WHERE ARE YOU DAN
This is virgin dead dad guy
alcohol wins antipsychotic trials
KeKeKeK you got her to type out nigger in anger. Then apologize? Winrar
this dude says his dad died of aids everyone.
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How unfortunate. Having a homosexual father and all.
CALLING DANGEROUS DAN MCGREW
who dis? you loss in the game of chicken fag
i still say its great, u get to make people piss themselves laughing every day.
OP
yeah, he got a little worried because i traced his ip, whatevs.
IS
Me. I'm smarter and funnier than you, because I came up with this idea. Peasent.
10/10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hI
You: Hi hey
You: I'm dan what's your name
Stranger: I'm Rain
You: oh hi rain
You: are traps gay?
You: I was wondering
Stranger: Traps?
You: ya
You: traps
You: like cute girls with cute dicks
Stranger: Um idk. I guess that would depend on how they identify.
You: what is your gender?
You: I'm a poly trans nigger phobe
You: (non binary :P)
Stranger: I'm just a chick....
You: with a dick?
You: cuz I'm into that shit ;)
Stranger: No. No dick here.
You: fuck off
You: you probably like white males
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
fuck this one actually made me lol
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user out
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>Came up with the idea
You can actually foh if you expect me to believe that bullshit. This shit is so goddam old
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Dear other user,
I love you.
1/?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: (Hey, tell me if you are reading, males 20+) We had a serious relationship for a couple years while we were at school, and soon after we decided to break up I found out I was pregnant, something I didn't tell you because you would probably think I was just inventing it, so I decided to simply hide it from you, since you went to college (or anything you did after school) I didn't see you in a while. It's been around two years and now our baby (you decide if it's a boy or a girl) is already one year, I'm having a small walk in the park with our baby, he/she is learning how to walkand we were sitting on the grass (Hey, I am Marie, but you can call me Mar, I am 20 years old, and I am from Chile, I have long brown hair that goes red towards the tips, and light brown eyes, I usually bite my lips when I am nervous, I am 5ft4 tall and my size of boobs is 34c. I hope you like the roleplay, if you do please tell me your name how old are you and a small description about yourself. You should plan a start for your character, which mean which type of personality you are going to show and what exactly you'll be doing, You might be walking in the park or I don't know, I'll leave it up to you. I hope you enjoying roleplaying and if you don't like something, just say it. It will be great if you can be really detailed once we start this roleplay write at least 2 lines. It is romantic and we can develop the story somehow it turns sexual)
You: reading
You: (I'm going for a jog in the park, my otterbuilt figure gently tugs at my shirt. When I see you, I can't help but stare for a second, remembering how much I used to love you) "No." I whisper to myself, tearing my eyes away from you "We can't go back to what we used to have. She's got someones kid with her."
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Stranger: (What's your name?)
You: Daniel, but you can call me Dan or Danny
Stranger: (Nice to meet you, can you send me a description of yourself?) I was playing with our son so I didn't notice you running around the park, I haven't seen you in years and I had no idea you were back in the town, I missed you everyday and I tried to find you but chaanged your number and everything
You: I'm lean, but with a bit of muscle. I have dirty blond hair, that I like to keep short, but It's been a while since my last haircut. I have light blue grey eyes, and a slightly crooked smile
You: After finally taking a lap around the park (and going out of my normal route to see you) I work up the courage to talk to you
You: I meander up to you, waving to our son. You see me, and motion for me to sit down; you want to talk to me
You: I sit down, and lean slightly forward and say to you " Hey I'm Dan Hey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm Dan"
Stranger has disconnected.
so how did it end????
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Ok, which one of yez was this?
>I'm smarter and funnier than you.
>fuck you bitch
First time
LMAO THAT WAS ME
i met another dude and we talked about canadian politics and traps
I have mentioned traps in all but one of my conversations.
I miss u cancuck dan
cAnCUCk
Im the german fausnut guy
Add "LGBT"
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Did this and I kept getting spammed by a discord bot
yes.