If you don't wipe till it bleeds then your asshole is still dirty

If you don't wipe till it bleeds then your asshole is still dirty.

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You might as well pour concentrated hydrochloric acid down your asshole

Jesus Christ. $50 for a god damn bidet attachment off amazon. No more shitty ass, and you don't even have to rip your asshole apart.

Tbh this is lit af fam

That would cause serious chemical burns. I just don't want to walk around smelling like shit.

If you can wipe till you bleed you have some seriously weak skin

Well now it's got blood in it, so it's STILL dirty.

Your asshole will always be dirty faggot.

No ones checking this shit?

Looks like you've got some hemorrhoids, bro.

>spaghet thread

checked, checked

was just gonna say

i did it today
it hurts

I've just been having a lot of diarrhea, so I need to wipe till it's clean. If I had wet wipes that would help, but I don't

I take solid shits that only leave the lube stuff behind, so all i need to do is use a wet paper towel to be clean

>the lube stuff

My motto is "Wipe until you see the flag of Japan".

how do you get the black outline?

yeah naaah
Wipe twice and the remainder is what underwear is for

I really enjoy your four same numbers, huzzah

Quads have spoken. I guess I'm getting a bidet

Change your diet or go on laxatives, fat fuck. You've got hemorrhoids. I bet you take 20min+ shits, don't you?

That's the feces

This is now a get thread.

That's a very fine line. I'm impressed.

Just get flushable wipes. I use to get to the point where I would bleed too but then I got wipes and my life has been so much more pleasant.

Thank you for googling, dowloading and reuploading an image of the flag, it's so easy to forget the highly detailed design, especially since the users of this website seldom have anything to do with Japan or it's culture.

Fuckin burn

Double dubs WTF get thread indeed

>lube stuff
Wat

No, like I said I just had diarrhea and needed to wipe thoroughly, resulting in blood.

Thanks for the actual advice. I think I'll pick some up

but then the next time you shit it gets in your blood and now your blood is dirty so you might as well just kill yourself.

>year of our lord 2017
>crumpling
>not folding

Enjoy your shit covered fingers you disgusting faggot