If you don't wipe till it bleeds then your asshole is still dirty.
Discuss
If you don't wipe till it bleeds then your asshole is still dirty.
Discuss
Fag
You might as well pour concentrated hydrochloric acid down your asshole
Jesus Christ. $50 for a god damn bidet attachment off amazon. No more shitty ass, and you don't even have to rip your asshole apart.
Tbh this is lit af fam
That would cause serious chemical burns. I just don't want to walk around smelling like shit.
If you can wipe till you bleed you have some seriously weak skin
Well now it's got blood in it, so it's STILL dirty.
Your asshole will always be dirty faggot.
No ones checking this shit?
Looks like you've got some hemorrhoids, bro.
>spaghet thread
checked, checked
was just gonna say
i did it today
it hurts
I've just been having a lot of diarrhea, so I need to wipe till it's clean. If I had wet wipes that would help, but I don't
I take solid shits that only leave the lube stuff behind, so all i need to do is use a wet paper towel to be clean
>the lube stuff
My motto is "Wipe until you see the flag of Japan".
how do you get the black outline?
yeah naaah
Wipe twice and the remainder is what underwear is for
I really enjoy your four same numbers, huzzah
Quads have spoken. I guess I'm getting a bidet
Change your diet or go on laxatives, fat fuck. You've got hemorrhoids. I bet you take 20min+ shits, don't you?
That's the feces
This is now a get thread.
That's a very fine line. I'm impressed.
Just get flushable wipes. I use to get to the point where I would bleed too but then I got wipes and my life has been so much more pleasant.
Thank you for googling, dowloading and reuploading an image of the flag, it's so easy to forget the highly detailed design, especially since the users of this website seldom have anything to do with Japan or it's culture.
Fuckin burn
Double dubs WTF get thread indeed
>lube stuff
Wat
No, like I said I just had diarrhea and needed to wipe thoroughly, resulting in blood.
Thanks for the actual advice. I think I'll pick some up
but then the next time you shit it gets in your blood and now your blood is dirty so you might as well just kill yourself.
>year of our lord 2017
>crumpling
>not folding
Enjoy your shit covered fingers you disgusting faggot