juche edition
/brit/
/balt/
>tfw very wise but not very smart
women need attention just as much as they need oxygen and food and water
there's your answer for everything
ASnieme
russian music
youtube.com
The goal
good morning? more like good coffee!!!
Can't we all just get along?
I mean, the people in this thread, not generally irl.
so weird seeing orbiters from the other side of things
>IMAJUN MAI COCK
type of bitch to stab you after./during sex Gone Girl style
>unironic royalists on /brit/
Not very happy
you're fast becoming one of my favourite posters tbqh
anyone remember the cuckio meme
I've recently done some very regrettable things (nothing shady or illegal mind) but was inebriated on a cocktail of things at the time and feel like I had no ability to control myself.
Would never have done these things sober, or even if I was only moderately fucked.
Does this absolve me of responsibility at all?
State of that knacker shitbox
That's what jaunty, a middle aged unemployed knacker from west Belfast with a receding hairline would be taking to the car meet in tesco car park of a Thursday night
man of constant sorrow on BBC radio 2
what
a
chaboon
if you're cool, I'm cool
You sound angry. Did you get raped by a mitsubishi exec as a child?
are you a girl
if yes, yes
if no, no.
did you suck a dick or something
nope. What did you do? I do that shit every time i'm drunk because i stop caring, doesn't mean i suddenly am unable to decide what i am saying or doing
got a higher than expected mark on the ol midterm
i spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool
incidentally, is carlito dead yet? seems like every professional wrestler who was alive 10 years ago is dead now
>Does this absolve me of responsibility at all?
partially, but you still opted to get drunk in the first place
Complete shit lad
try this
youtube.com
youtube.com
Got a little spike of dopamine from that m8
sick of .living this way
No but the knackers used to diff one about my estate at night
I'm cool
like a fool
in a swimming pool
show arsehole
idk la, name rings a bell but can't even picture the guy
Always behave myself (so I'm told anyway) when I'm out of it on drink or drugs or both.
It's quite reassuring to know.
unironically rate azealia banks
very talented artist
ah yes American uni professors
Is that an empty packet of tayto salt and vinegar?
no
I cheated
you've never been drunk-drunk then. Also note 'cocktail of things'.
Does that mean I have an issue with booze if I decide to drink I run the risk of losing control of myself?
try xannies and alcohol...baka.
why do all my mates have really really hot sisters?
>people mention russian music
>not talking about russkaja
>plz.
why do you both type like cringe retards?
>Question Time from Butlins Resort
lel
Obviously fake you fucking mong
>Does that mean I have an issue with booze if I decide to drink I run the risk of losing control of myself?
yes
my dad used to have a major crack problem when he was drunk
when he was sober he was fine and had no urge for crack
>no
>
>I cheated
no biggie
just forget about it/stop feeling guilty
Ran out of cigarettes and baccy and having to roll with fucking cigarillos that we normally keep for blunts
lungs will not be happy in the morning
opinion on women? do you actually dislike them?
The Muslim/Marxist Irish poster from 2015 is back lads
>xannies and alcohol
wew, no thanks
prefer not to say
only sometimes
>flag
>tayto
Every now and then I read a post in the accent of the flag it's posted with. This is one of those times.
hello /brit/ friends good evening
I screencapped those myself
damnit
I'm hungry
and my mum bought some of those dinner rolls from costco which are really fucking delicious
>xannies and alcohol
so fun. shame you black everything out and cant remember how fun it really was
always really social on it though and wake up with like 2-3 different girls numbers. usually are munters, but still the fact that im putting myself out there feels nice
I don't dislike anyone really.
the whole "I'm trapped in a suburban house i can't afford, with a wife I don't love, and a child who I'm not even sure is mine" life is not for me
fuck off
nah
people date runts and cunts then act surprised when they act in their nature
>White race
no such thing!
this is so unorganic though, it's just straight from america
also quite like this youtube.com
>you've never been drunk-drunk then. Also note 'cocktail of things'.
yes i have and ive done some pretty humiliating stuff but i've never been fucking posessed lad. You are always in control of your actions, being drunk just lowers your inhibitions
What happened was you met someone and thought "oh yeah might as well fuck her fuck it" whereas if you were sober you would've thought "nah probably shouldnt". What did not happen is you thinking "nah i probably shouldn't but oh wait my penis is inside her"
Lots of weird Irish people in London
what if you get a good job, and find a wife that you do love?
that actually happens for loads of people
im asexual
post funk carioca
(((maher)))
its pretty dangerous
who here /This Week/
ayyyyy
Sometimes, i generally think less of them though they are sometimes quite attractive
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
like their fannies, that's about it
I like vodka because it gets me really drunk
and my brain just stops recording things
then you can ask your friends the day after what you did
haha fuck I didn't even realise that
not a virgin not ngl
Fucking hell I hope you idiots are joking, you don't really look at life this way? Fucking hell you emotionally stunted individuals actually talk to a woman, be presentable and stop being a fucking autistic spastic. Before you make excuses that you're not ugly, autistic or a spastic don't even because I KNOW you are.
shant be doing the wife, job and kids thing sorry lad
ethiopialad>icelad
yeah that's right i said it
TOOT
the problem is, mixing benzos and alcohol leaves you forgetting everything, a literal blackout...so i feel like I never made a conscious choice. Hope I didn't.
hello mexican poster
what makes me the most sad about this post is that she was still trying to justify herself, like she can't just accept she did something wrong
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
alri roastie
hello
i dont like it sorry
Iceland died in a carcrash
>2017
>getting married
literally no problems with women lad but you're mad if you think I'm getting married
such a spooked ritual
question: does the mexican have autism?
The fat smelly shitskin who eats burritos and lives with his mum is here
Only when my willy is in their fannies, otherwise they're tolerable.
my post was a question. ive had a gf that i definitely loved
we broke up but not bitter about it. 5 years of happiness together. i just like sparking the discussion and that reddit cuckold picture is funny
better question
does any Mexican not have autism?
alri stirner
Yeah yeah whatever. I have yet to see a marriage where the father doesn't know if the child is his with a loathful wife. Parents argue. Partners argue. You're an eeejyt.
oh
:-)
ajskajskajskajsksk le absolute madman lulz
>yes never get married, never have kids never contribute
>just play video games and smoke some dank bud, mate just do whatever you want haha
>VR porn exists now, you heard of it? Now i never even need to leave my house haha
brendan always reminds me of tim