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/balt/

>tfw very wise but not very smart

women need attention just as much as they need oxygen and food and water

there's your answer for everything

ASnieme

russian music
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The goal

good morning? more like good coffee!!!

Can't we all just get along?

I mean, the people in this thread, not generally irl.

so weird seeing orbiters from the other side of things

>IMAJUN MAI COCK

type of bitch to stab you after./during sex Gone Girl style

>unironic royalists on /brit/

Not very happy

you're fast becoming one of my favourite posters tbqh

anyone remember the cuckio meme

I've recently done some very regrettable things (nothing shady or illegal mind) but was inebriated on a cocktail of things at the time and feel like I had no ability to control myself.

Would never have done these things sober, or even if I was only moderately fucked.

Does this absolve me of responsibility at all?

State of that knacker shitbox

That's what jaunty, a middle aged unemployed knacker from west Belfast with a receding hairline would be taking to the car meet in tesco car park of a Thursday night

man of constant sorrow on BBC radio 2

what
a
chaboon

if you're cool, I'm cool

You sound angry. Did you get raped by a mitsubishi exec as a child?

are you a girl

if yes, yes
if no, no.

did you suck a dick or something

nope. What did you do? I do that shit every time i'm drunk because i stop caring, doesn't mean i suddenly am unable to decide what i am saying or doing

got a higher than expected mark on the ol midterm

i spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool

incidentally, is carlito dead yet? seems like every professional wrestler who was alive 10 years ago is dead now

>Does this absolve me of responsibility at all?
partially, but you still opted to get drunk in the first place

Complete shit lad

try this
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Got a little spike of dopamine from that m8

sick of .living this way

No but the knackers used to diff one about my estate at night

I'm cool
like a fool
in a swimming pool

show arsehole

idk la, name rings a bell but can't even picture the guy

Always behave myself (so I'm told anyway) when I'm out of it on drink or drugs or both.

It's quite reassuring to know.

unironically rate azealia banks
very talented artist

ah yes American uni professors

Is that an empty packet of tayto salt and vinegar?

no

I cheated

you've never been drunk-drunk then. Also note 'cocktail of things'.

Does that mean I have an issue with booze if I decide to drink I run the risk of losing control of myself?

try xannies and alcohol...baka.

why do all my mates have really really hot sisters?

>people mention russian music
>not talking about russkaja

youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

>plz.

why do you both type like cringe retards?

>Question Time from Butlins Resort

lel

Obviously fake you fucking mong

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>Does that mean I have an issue with booze if I decide to drink I run the risk of losing control of myself?
yes

my dad used to have a major crack problem when he was drunk

when he was sober he was fine and had no urge for crack

>no
>
>I cheated


no biggie
just forget about it/stop feeling guilty

Ran out of cigarettes and baccy and having to roll with fucking cigarillos that we normally keep for blunts

lungs will not be happy in the morning

opinion on women? do you actually dislike them?

The Muslim/Marxist Irish poster from 2015 is back lads

>xannies and alcohol

wew, no thanks

prefer not to say

only sometimes

>flag
>tayto
Every now and then I read a post in the accent of the flag it's posted with. This is one of those times.

hello /brit/ friends good evening

I screencapped those myself

damnit
I'm hungry

and my mum bought some of those dinner rolls from costco which are really fucking delicious

>xannies and alcohol

so fun. shame you black everything out and cant remember how fun it really was

always really social on it though and wake up with like 2-3 different girls numbers. usually are munters, but still the fact that im putting myself out there feels nice

I don't dislike anyone really.

the whole "I'm trapped in a suburban house i can't afford, with a wife I don't love, and a child who I'm not even sure is mine" life is not for me

fuck off

nah

people date runts and cunts then act surprised when they act in their nature

>White race

no such thing!

this is so unorganic though, it's just straight from america
also quite like this youtube.com/watch?v=W8AIDvaaOVM (music starts about half way through)
>you've never been drunk-drunk then. Also note 'cocktail of things'.
yes i have and ive done some pretty humiliating stuff but i've never been fucking posessed lad. You are always in control of your actions, being drunk just lowers your inhibitions
What happened was you met someone and thought "oh yeah might as well fuck her fuck it" whereas if you were sober you would've thought "nah probably shouldnt". What did not happen is you thinking "nah i probably shouldn't but oh wait my penis is inside her"

Lots of weird Irish people in London

what if you get a good job, and find a wife that you do love?

that actually happens for loads of people

im asexual

post funk carioca

(((maher)))

its pretty dangerous

who here /This Week/

ayyyyy

Sometimes, i generally think less of them though they are sometimes quite attractive

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

like their fannies, that's about it

I like vodka because it gets me really drunk
and my brain just stops recording things

then you can ask your friends the day after what you did

haha fuck I didn't even realise that

not a virgin not ngl

Fucking hell I hope you idiots are joking, you don't really look at life this way? Fucking hell you emotionally stunted individuals actually talk to a woman, be presentable and stop being a fucking autistic spastic. Before you make excuses that you're not ugly, autistic or a spastic don't even because I KNOW you are.

shant be doing the wife, job and kids thing sorry lad

ethiopialad>icelad

yeah that's right i said it

TOOT

the problem is, mixing benzos and alcohol leaves you forgetting everything, a literal blackout...so i feel like I never made a conscious choice. Hope I didn't.

hello mexican poster

what makes me the most sad about this post is that she was still trying to justify herself, like she can't just accept she did something wrong

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

alri roastie

hello

i dont like it sorry

Iceland died in a carcrash

>2017
>getting married

literally no problems with women lad but you're mad if you think I'm getting married

such a spooked ritual

question: does the mexican have autism?

The fat smelly shitskin who eats burritos and lives with his mum is here

Only when my willy is in their fannies, otherwise they're tolerable.

my post was a question. ive had a gf that i definitely loved

we broke up but not bitter about it. 5 years of happiness together. i just like sparking the discussion and that reddit cuckold picture is funny

better question
does any Mexican not have autism?

alri stirner

Yeah yeah whatever. I have yet to see a marriage where the father doesn't know if the child is his with a loathful wife. Parents argue. Partners argue. You're an eeejyt.

oh

:-)

ajskajskajskajsksk le absolute madman lulz

>yes never get married, never have kids never contribute
>just play video games and smoke some dank bud, mate just do whatever you want haha
>VR porn exists now, you heard of it? Now i never even need to leave my house haha

brendan always reminds me of tim