Waifu claiming thread.
PreviousThe rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming best girl
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If you had parents like me mine you wouldn't love them either.
Huh?
You should learn to fight irl. Smaller people have an advantage.
Omg take me fishing! I've never been.
Are you fat...?
Man I hope I experience a Superbowl loss. Do you feel any better about it since it happened?
Alex claimed.
mado
TaliZora#9002
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[Houki]
You usually say really wise stuff when I ask, so if you don't mind, is there something you wanted to talk about?
Yes
Oh you're one of those.
Who said I would not come after you. It would be a battle of the ages.
wew lad
Fuwa Hyouka from Shimoneta has been a favorite of mine since I first saw her.
Idk, but she's really very pretty to me! Those eyes tired from studying and her devotion to find the truth. It's all so appealing! And that hair! OH that hair! Her character should have her own show oh my goodness, she's perfect
precious
I like being weak, to be honest.
Adding.
My discord is
Mado#0537
Then find a rich girl to buy you some.
Ah, i hope things go better for you. up to much today?
Why do you not claim a waifu?
And clearly you have never seen anything as graceful and sweet as a golden.
Yeah I'm loyal to my waifu.
The only solace I have is the memes afterwards were on point
Why would you like that? Do you want to bullied?
I don't claim a waifu because I don't like all the stigmata that comes with it. At least, I'm not going to post one here.
Golden shepards are pretty overrated. Worst shep tbh.
no swallowing kind of choke? so you can make lots of saliva and drool all over
I'm very sorry for your loss.
Of course i love to be bullied.
Exactly, although i always swallow cum.
:< -bandages your cross wounds and squeaks at Jesus to turn it down a bit-
Kek, your waifus are filthy.
This my waifu
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Added, ever been tied up and milked?
No you just think you are but i dont feel like arguing tonight...
>Of course i love to be bullied.
Excuse me, but what the actual fuck.
Nice one, very cute.
Hello again everyone.
Expect slow replies
>no life
>Juvia claimed
-gives off a faint smile-
In all seriousness, I just don't care to claim one. It's too much effort. My waifu isn't going to be claimed, anyhow.
Hello Lewdvia. Fast reply.
That's easier said than done. Finding a girl, a rich one that'd be willing to buy something like that for me..
Hello love how was your day
Thanks
I have not, but it sounds very fun.
What do you mean?
Being bullied isn't even that degenerate compared to some of the things im into.
I could find one for you, if you don't mind pretending to fall in love.
It was nonstop memeing aimed AT ME for a week since I'm a huge Falcons fan.
Not anymore, but if I ever got back to eating that stuff again it wouldn't take long to get back to it. Fishing is pretty chill, just watch out for water snakes and some of the other critters.
(Tali)
You'll probably be over it sooner rather than later. It's good to have some since it never goes bad and is also pretty handy for particularly nasty coughing fits.
(Yuuki)
Public transit is nice in cities where the system is well maintained and secure, but it sounds like MARTA is DART, just underground. Guess I'll keep that in mind if I ever have to choose between a taxi and public transit.
Much appreciated. When it comes to that sort of thing I don't mind being an open book for others if it helps them out.
Usually around this time of night I find myself stringing a bunch of thoughts together. It took a while to settle on the plants for the birthday present, but then I remembered that red flowers are her favorite, we have a shaded area that would be perfect for some plants, and then I remembered camellias grow really well in these parts. So I decided on some red ones.
Bonus power play: Houki's IS unit is Akatsubaki, which is 'Red Camellia'. Best of both worlds, plus the leaves can be harvested to make tea.
how deep and how long can you hold being choked? and do you swallow your own?
They won't try and steal my kidney or anything?
post pic of your butt
I have the bed restraints already.
>still no pending friends
also on hrt or no?
True it just sucks atm
Golden Retrievers are best though.
Why is it you dislike doggos?
Define stigmata
I'm not sure, i can hold my breathe for awhile.
I don't make any.
Not as far as i am aware of.
Not on here.
I accepted it, and messaged.
Yes
I'm not lewd
Hello
It was slow, tired now. Don't really feel like being here today.
How was yours?
I mean, it's cheap and gets you where you gotta go. I'd honestly choose MARTA because taxis I imagine are expensive in ATL
German Shepards are much better for me.
I don't dislike doggos, it was a joke.
It's a Christian term used to describe the marks and sores of Jesus' crucifixion took place.
Yeah I don't need to know anymore. I have not lost faith in humanity just yet. Some, just not all.
How dare you dislike dogs? ;-;
>Need a cigarette or two will be back in a few love you all
Claimed ;3
What would you say if I rolled quints right now?
Not sure if I can trust you..
well have you tried on your own? maybe you aren't trying hard enough to make it
I was close.
There's always the dubs roll, right?
Bout the same but i accomplished alot
>will probably sleep really soon tbh
Sorry Tan.
I don't dislike dogs, just certain breeds.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Why, what makes me un-trust worthy?
I don't even have a dick though.
Interesting. Everything going alright otherwise? I am gonna head to bed soon.
so where can I see your butt
Yeah, but hopefully you're not out of work right now because of it.
You're probably right. I have a bit of money to throw around for peace of mind if needed. Not all public transit is horrible, Toronto has a really robust system that is also pretty secure and user-friendly to get around the metro area.
I thought you were a cute guy
Im not
Kinda hard to pick up on that kind of joke as some people are serious when they speak like that.
German Shepards are cute too but not as amazing as the golden.
This lad gets it, how long have you been here?
Why do you dislike goldens?
Are you jestin?
so where
I don't know you.
Yeah, the days fly by faster and faster at work and elsewhere. Once you hit a certain age, you blink and another year's gone by. When you look back on it though, there's a certain calm to it.
Beyond that, it's been an interesting 4 months or so in this community. I hung around for the hell of it, but many of you are interesting fellows. Even learned a few things here and there from talking to some of you elsewhere. To that end I don't mind investing time for those wanting some advice or perspective from me.
are you ready to cum?
Hi
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I don't know. I'm much too drunk and tired to handle this
are you being lewd mashy?
>all this dogger talk
>I have to post mine
Post doggos.
>Rory-sama
As always
Only if its in the back of your throat
Lewder! Out of nowhere!
Mash.
Discord.
I could be, no one really seems to know what i am.
Discord.
I suppose.
Nothinf2cause you didn't
You can roll anything it won't change anything. I'm not in the mood tonight
Well that's good. I'm glad you got a lot done.
Honestly maybe not sleep for mme but at least hop off here
cute?
Let me correct my testimony. I don't dislike goldens, I just don't like the breed
Thanks Houki. I appreciate your work. I'm gonna be heading off then. Night.
Where would you like it most?
only for misaki
who are you?
hi ^^
hello
>one hour
you should know
do you stand up or sit down to pee?
Well you did say you were a girl but you know everyone just doubts that.How goes it?
Me
oh. lucky her, then
Cats > Dogs. Blind deaf one I need to take care of until friday.
Hai. How's you?
>Saya
Let me correct the correction of this testimony.
I prefer shepards over golden retrievers
And mixes of them don't really work with me. I'm not a fan of cross-breeding.
Besides, I'm more of a cat person.
I have a lovely cat, and he's all I need.
sit down.
I look like a girl that's all that matters right :^)
Off to sleep, good night /waifu/
claiming shizuru, as always.
That's enough for most here
> I don't dislike goldens, I just don't like goldens
Explain.
Aww, how old is it?
>i would post my doggo if i had the pictures on my computer right now.
Night cutie.
In my mouth!
See you around, rest well.
I think I'll be heading out too. Good night.
so you fap or schlick?
Fair enough.
schlick
i'm horny again and i can't help it...
you?
she's never going to feed me
that cat doesn't look every blind to me
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See
so a girl