Youre not depressed, youre not sad, youre just out of Testosterone, stop wanking like a chimpanse whit autism and stop being fat, youlve be happy, trust me
Youre not depressed, youre not sad, youre just out of Testosterone...
fuck you op i feel fanfuckintastic
Gee thx
Tiny child
I shall obey loli Ivanka
I want to die
I can't function without jerking off
I'll go crazy no joke.
If you care so much get me some jerkoff methodone
>Stop being fat
>Sup Forums
Pick one
...
I'm not depressed I'm the president
Oh yeee
Good idea hahaha
Is this why you lost your job as a psychological therapist?
And what is the point?
this is ridiculous... if i didn't masturbate it would negatively impact my relationship. we have sex 3/4 nights a week, but when she climbs into bed with tiny underpants i literally feel like i want to rape her
i need to mitigate that by masturbating regularly
Finally someone speaks the truth here! 95% will completely ignore what was said.. but 5% will do well and prosper. Natural selection I guess.
Then rape my Nigga
Use the sexual energy to do something else, i said "Stop waking like chimpanses whit autism" not stop doing it forever, every 7 days its ok, you need to take control of your little friend in order to be happy
Thats because youre a horny motherfucker, and idk if she likes the sex why she wouldnt do it at leas 5 days a week?
That looks like an X Files-Peep Show crossover
Dont forget the Zinc and eat fats and carbs, if youre lossing weight your t shall decrease but when you get lean and start eating zinc and good fats youre gonna be a fucking bull whit will to live
Kek does not lie, the other user is a cuck who cant satysfie his gf confirmed
>cant
>satysfie
You cant convert sexual energy into productivity, this isnt fucking alchemy.
i probably could push it but I don't have sex with my gf just because its always good to keep girls wanting more. i think if i jammed my cock in her every time i was allowed she probably wouldn't have orgasms anymore
Oh it is m8, it is
lol
>cant satysfie his gf confirmed
forever-alone confirmed
>cant satysfie his gf
Motherfucker, you cant even spell girlfriend.
Samefagging this hard loool
Owned
those are both me yes
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE TRY ALCHEMY
Shes not a solar panel, girls can have orgasms every night buddy, dont you knowOh..........
Nope, THIS is what happens
Is this a rekt thread?
Well said Sup Forumsro! And thanks for the food and zinc tips ;)
fucking lulzz!
Is this a 10/10 thread?