Prometheus if you ignore it's related to Alien - 9/10

Prometheus if you ignore it's related to Alien - 9/10

Prove me wrong. You fucking CAN'T

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>scientists taking off helmets in alien structure
>space ax
>9/10

>Taking humans at all when you have highly versatile robots that never sleep.

>when she cuts the alium out of her

ALL HAIL THE MOTHERFUCKING SPACE AXE

I made a thread earlier--i never watched the first Aliens, but this movie was awesome! It totally expanded on the lore so I didn't have to see the other movies.

>scientist scared as fuck
>become total retards and get close when they see the ayy cobra

>blunt as fuck pro-choice indoctrination

>evil chick runs in straight line when chased by metal donut rather than going right or left

>evil chick runs in straight line when chased by metal donut rather than going right or left
That scene was fucking hilarious.

>pro-life cuck

what a fucking faggot

>Prove me wrong. You fucking CAN'T

You're right, opinions can't be proven wrong, but I can still call your opinion awful.

>letting fucking women and their feelings decide when human life has value

You're the real cuck here.

>anti-lifers had to invent the term "pro-choice" because 'anti-life' makes them sound like an ideological group of baby killers

I would agree but I have a feeling Ridley's going to come along and blow it back to shit with the sequel, since so much is dependent on mystery.

>guy with mapping orbs and the map on his wrist gets lost
>biologist is scared of alien corpses, but adores worm-snake-penis-vagina
>protagonist cuts out squid alien and then forgets about it not warning anyone on the ship, it kills and eats likely everyone and their corpses
>android infects guy so that he would impregnate girl so that he could take the mutated baby for what? His creator wants the secret to immortality, not a super weapon
>running from the croissant in a straight line
>engineer chases dumb bitch instead of going to the nearest ship to complete his mission
>boss guy hides his presence on the ship because why? He runs the fucking company, everyone there is under contract, why does he need to hide and then just nonchalantly reveals himself anyway with no real shocking twist or revelation, he just wants immortality

Im not pro-choice faggot, Im pro-abortion

No human life has value. Youre a fucking turd.

As populations swell do you think your case for anti abortion will become weaker or stronger?

this movie was fucking retarded
didn't make any sense
had pointless black male/white female scene

that just makes a case for genocide

That's fucking disgusting. I wouldn't even like those guns on me.

>not liking fit chicks

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I've never seen a movie so completely BTFO as this. There's no fucking defense against most of these questions

He got lost because the storm interfered with communication to the ship, which is where the map is compiled.

The worm is the first thing the biologist feels familiar with, as it looks like a snake rather than an alien warrior.

She didn't warn anyone about her squid babby because they burned her boyfriend alive for being infected, and she had no way of knowing it would grow that fast or big. Weyland being alive also diverted her focus.

David didn't know what the black shit would do, Weyland was pushing him to experiment and get some kind of result.

The croissant is dozens of meters wide, they did change direction but so did the ship, and they were surrounded by rocks and falling debris.

The engineer deemed Shaw and David a threat because he realized they could easily get one of the other ships, chase him and pull the same shit the Prometheus did.

Weyland corp is all but controlled by a board of directors, they probably wouldn't have let the old man go off on a space mission. Keeping his motives a secret is necessary in case he needs to use any of the crew to test possible death cures.

yeah lets make first contact with robots

It lols pretty cool i guess. Space ax is best ax

>not supporting measures that disproportionately impact on the negro problem

So a safer option?

If you make an all robot crew you have to program a robot that isn't subordinate to human command, which is generally a bad idea.

Plot holes
characters doing things that make no sense
characters doing things with no motivation
wishes it was deep but it really tells us nothing

No examples though.

>liking men

You know, I enjoyed everything about this movie, its rewatchable as fuck and it had a lot of stupid shit like the machine not removing her utherus because it is infact not found on the male body, but the one thing I cant let go and the one thing I find so fucking ridiculous is the casting of Guy Pearce, whats was the fucking point? young people just cant fucking act like old people and there was no scene where we see Guy Pearce's character in his younger self, they could have literally casted an old guy and atleast it would be all natural and not look so forced

fuck that little bit, could have been 10/10

You are wrong. But their are fan-edits that fix everything and make it a good watch

Not saying that prometheus is a 9/10, but when you compare it to Alien...

>Breaking quarantine protocol after crewmate has an alien atached to face
>Space flamethrowers

CUTIE ALERT

C U T I E A L E R T

WEEEEEEEEE WOOOOO WEEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

please tell me that was a patrick star reference

no... that's the qt alert siren


wee woo wee woo...

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW OP

I DONT THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND

THIS MOVIE IS IN SPACE

AND THEY HAD AN AXE

A

FUCKING

AXE

IN OUTER SPACE

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYBODY IN SPACE EVER NEED AN AXE

A FUCKING SPACE AXE

LITERALLY SO DUMB I NEARLY DIED

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BBBBBRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM

if you want to start a mass genocide

Anti-choice faggot.
>pro death penalty
>pro "life"