Name at least ONE thing that would automatically disqualify a girl from becoming your girlfriend

Name at least ONE thing that would automatically disqualify a girl from becoming your girlfriend.

>breast or ass implants
>tattoos

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not white

/thread on first reply, i'm impressed

It's confusing because you said to name "at least" but then capitalized "one" which is a bit contradictory to be honest

Only if it's bigger than mine

has ever done anything physical, even just kissing, with a nignog

if they fucked a black dude

Easy aids

Being a nigger

nailed it
coalburning is an unforgivable offense against mankind

BREAST IMPLANTS, I FUCKING HATE THAT DISGUSTING PLASTC AND SCARS - ALSO BREAST REDUCTION BECOUSE OF "BACK PROBLEMS" WHAT IN THE FUCK.

if they have3 a kid and are still in contact with daddy

or, on the flipside, if they have a kid and have done something terrible enough to not have custody of the kid

But that's the best part

These dudes got it. I knew this girl I thought was perfect.

Fucking hot, Latina, big fat titties.

But she had a daughter that was half nigger.

Fuck. That. Shit.

One word.
>Borderline
Fuck that shit.

This, or with an arab

Small tits

>breast or ass implants
would rather small boobs over implants? still disqualified?

A smoker. I would never date a girl that tastes like a fucking ashtray.

I would eat that shit up

Pedo

More like pussy, and thos dipples they got above their ass on their back, smooth skin, makes dicks diamonds

another good one. sadly, i've known and seen quite a few really hot girls who are smokers

the "i dont give a shit" factor is very attractive, but completely negated by the fact that they are fucking disgusting

I actually think the "i don't give a shit" factor is pretty disgusting. To each their own though.

Attractive, try sexy girls on heroin, dicks hard as fuck but stayin away from that. shit.

A dick bigger than mine

smoking.

>tattoos
>unnatural colored hair
>drinks
>does drugs
>glued to social media 24/7
>has more male friends than female
>has kids
>wants kids
>doesnt have my kind of sense of humor
>doesnt share my interests/hobbies
>doesnt have a job
>doesnt have her own place
>isnt self sufficient
>is needy
>is clingy
Gonna stop here, id be here all night

virginity is a lifestyle

prepare to be alone.

Overtly religious/spiritual.

you sound boring

You can get pretty much all of that but...
>is needy
>is clingy
There is where it falls apart, cause all women are basically insecure and crazy

you forgot:

>it breathes

Smoking

HIV

hello dear husband

Also this.

I got no problem with breast reduction. Friend of mine got hers reduced and she's a lot happier now, plus can move more and lost even more weight. Yeah, fwb, so it works out.

Small boobs are perkier far longer than big ones

Fat/chubby
Can't get attracted to big girls, no matter how nice otherwise.

Cute replies. Try fucking with chicks that arent basic and have their lives straightened out. You'll meet them once youre older.

>single mother
>lots of tattoos or huge ass tattoos
>facial shrapnel
>does/did hard drugs
>too religious
>le militant atheist
>empowered feminist
>slut (same as above, but i had to mention it)
>over 27 y.o.

The FBI 4skins lol you're down

Get a blowjob from a chubber and it'll change your outlook.

Chubby chicks dont get the same attention that skinny chicks get, so when they get into relationships, they try extra hard to please their man, meaning they'll suck the bed sheets through your ass.

I love small perky tits

LMAOOOOO

Being a Feminist.

Working for the fbi

Underage
Fat
Trumpista/Conservative
Smells bad

>nailed it
>coalburning is an unforgivable offense against mankind

Has a kid. I'll overlook a lot but I'm not dealing with someone else's spawn.

You'll raise my son and like it.

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Smell the coffee youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y

she isn't platinum or higher in league
she isn't korean

Big tits are a disqualifing thing for me.
Small tits are best tits

If she has gut that looks like someones ass is hanging off her waistline.

Nigger, fat, anywhere below 4/10, bad breath, crippled, mentally retarded, lazy.

that's about it.

>single mother
Completely forgot that one. Really important one btw.

That would make her your boyfriend

Having low enough standards that she'd date me.

Fat and/or black

If she isn't skinny and fully human then she'll only bear monsters, not healthy babies.

chewing with mouth open

im white and i've fucked 3 black girls so far, not looking forward to repeat tho, white girls are definitely better, but I was curious about fucking other races. I've also fucked and egyptian (arab) girl (which i thought would be impossible, but turns out arab girls like to fuck just as much as everyone else once they're out of their sandniggin country. Also I've fucked 3 venezuelan girls, and those are the best (latinas like to be fucked in the ass), and a shitload of brazilians

>being black
>talking TOO fucking loud
>only capable of receiving and not giving attention
>fugly ass tattoos

I'd take anything...

her best friend is a guy...stay away from a woman like this. The other one to look out for is if she is always bored and wants to go out or always need something to keep her entertained. Also, stay away from a girl that has been with niggers..just lets you know she is a whore.

Dubs. /thread

jew

Facial piercings beyond just a small as small gets noes stud. Lots of tattoos. Drugs, or smoking in general. tho im flexible about the smoking.

Fat
TV addict
Slut

nigga wha?

Slept with a nigger

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
liberal;SJW;left leaning jew (probably most jews then)
pig nose
tattoos
fat
short hair
complex sexual history;had an abortion
democrat;LGBT-whatever supporter
breast implants
those SJW-like big hole-in-the-ear-earrings
did I mention fat?
has kids
is older and "ready to settle down" after living a perverse life before-hand
twilight fan;harry potter fan (just to be safe)
naruto fan (just to be sure);yaoi fan
bad hygiene
unemployed or unemployable; lazy;bad work ethic
grouchy / bitchy
NO FATTIES
illegal alien (although I might bone one. Good luck getting a damn green card because of me, bitch.)
supporters of illegal aliens
likes soccer
bad personality
no creativity / boring / expects the guy to pretty much entertain her 100% of the time
no ambitions
not religious
previous boyfriend had a fedora (like those guys even get women, amirite?)
has an ugly ass mother (because you can't be too sure)
DAMN FATTIES.
ADHD (did this once; was horrible mistake)
Borderline personality disorder (didn't know one girl had one. HORRIBLE, MONSTROUS MISTAKE.)
bad with children (I don't necessarily want kids, but if she can't handle someone with a room temperature IQ and the basic ability to learn, go away)
TOO career oriented / working woman
passionless;unemotional (within reason, no crazies)
Overweight bitches AT ALL
Sephiroth / Cloud fanatic;sonic the hedgehog fanatic;pokemon fanatic (I'm okay with her liking these games, also the Sanic games, but no female Chris Chans in the making)
impatient
fat
a limp noodle sexually
anything degenerate (sexually or otherwise IDGAF)
feminist
doesn't shave;owns a vibrator
ham beast / planet / galaxy
lack of empathy;lack of sympathy;lack of boobage
smells funny (especially from crotch. Don't ask.)
likes yuri
supports Yuri from Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 (haha); any piercings other than a pair of earrings
ugly misshapen boobs;ugly moles that make my OCD crack up to 11
likes Oprah and other like bitches
real fat!!!

Agreed

White

You bunch of virgins are really telling me that if a perfectly attractive, compatible girl was interested in dating you, you would turn her down just because she had a tattoo? Get the fuck over yourselves and your delusional standards.

Tattoos.
Fat.

>smoker
>too many tats (I can deal with a few small ones)
>drunkie
>no sense of humor
>americunt
>religious
>watches reality tv shows

I think that's about it.

this tbh

Also
>fake tits/any other cosmetic surgery
>too much makeup

yes, i'd turn down a relationship with her. women with tattoos don't have a compatible mindset with futurethinking people who are looking for long term committed relationships.

would still fuck her tho, probs. that what you wanted to hear?

They are an airhead, might be okay for occasional fuck but beyond that and it's torture.

She can't just order off the menu at a restaurant. Best indicator of an obsessive needy bitch I have found. She always has to change something.

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ITT: beta virgins with a mommy complex

but then again... what's new??

My gf
has tattoos (done by herself)
takes drugs
drinks
unemployed
facial piercings
had abortion
borderliner
abusive exes
minor sjw

but I like her. As long as you're not the girl in the relationship, what's the problem?

but most beta cucks on this site will be the girl in any relationship unless the actually meat a deaf and mute mother mary in a wheelchair... grow a pair and fuck the girls you want.

>just because she had a tattoo
Tattoo's are a sign of immaturity, sheep like mindset and overall bad life decisions. In other words, a perfectly sane reason to turn down a girl.

Myself

you two faggots are complete tards and will die alone

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gonna need a sherpa to get over the mountain of irony of you calling other people a beta cuck.

if she watches and listens to MTV

tl;dr

i'll let my wife know you said that.

If they're in or below my league. I'm an overachiever. And usually fucking lonely. Weird when it fucking works though.

I'm so fucking glad this new crop of alt-righters are never going to breed.

Someone regrets getting a tattoo at 18. You little rebel you!