Prove you're not a nigger in 15 seconds go

Prove you're not a nigger in 15 seconds go
>I grew up with both parents

i talked to a police officer, because my bike got stolen

I got pulled over by the cops and it didn't end up in a shooting

>dad brought us pizza often

Wait I didn't know that was a thing
Do niggers not eat pizza

white people are mentally superior to black folks

Dad

My dad went to the convenience store and came back

no just not food

i drink 8 liters of milk a day

my skin is white :^)

Because I have doubles. Checkem.

my father comes back home from grocery store

both parents, one sibling, highschool, college, work every day, earn 50+k per year

i improve society

Triple digit IQ

I love Abba.

I have a job

right, 045

I go to school.

I graduated High school

I aint no Nigger boy!! Imma white and Fansee
Jeeyaa

Found the nigger

I got past 15 years old without being shot

kek

I am striving to better myself and society.

NIGGER

i am most certain.. that... uubungubungubungaaah!!

i diddu sumfing

...

although i have occasionally enjoyed a bite of fried chicken or watermelon, my life in no way revolves around these things
also grape soda and menthol cigarettes are bad for you...

heres your mom lolz

kek

Clearly, you are a nigger.

Better than having a nigger mom

i didn't rape my mom

NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are no missing letters in the words I type.

I wear a belt

My dick is small

I have 15 bikes in my garage

I'm scandinavian. Only iceniggers here.

My kid is 7months old and i see him on a daily basis

I have well paid full time job and I've never been in jail.

Limp Bizkit is my favorite rap group.

go damn bike thievin NIGGER

White people smoke menthols too, we just smoke Marlboros instead of Newpohts.

i bought my shoes

sure about that`?

Be better if you were a nigger than a Fred Durst fan.

I'm Finnish

...

I stop to read historical markers and imagine myself living in that era.
And I get sick from malt liquor.

I bought my TV

I have job, and i can write this, thus meaning i'm somewhat educated.

found the asian!

David Lane wrote the best 14 words.

>I grew up with both parents

This really made me think. My dad died when I was a kid. Violently. He was murdered. We weren't even home. He locked us out. About a month before, when he was drunk.

I also love chicken, dropped out of school, had to appear before a court twice, and am poor AF.

Thanks OP, you made me realize, that socially, I'm a nigger.

>I have job
>somewhat educated
Rings true.

>I brush my teeth
>have proportionate nose
>remotely attractive

I walk with proper posture.

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?

I like to exert my white dominance over black people by making them orgasm first during sex then deprave them by urinating onto their twitching cum bathe bodies.

I am able to talk without bellowing gibberish at a high pitch.

i'll fess up too, user;
>lily white, irish ancestry
>one parent household
>food stamps growing up
>dropped out of school
>stole cars
>was homeless for a while
>have smoked crack
but none of that makes me a nigger
its not your circumstances, its your attitude...

My underpants don't hang out

Ugly fat white harlots, whilst fuckable in a pinch, are not my holy grail.

SHUT UP, NIGGERS!

ice cold

took u that long to come to a wrong conclusion
btw the answer rhymes with white trash

I have yellow teeth

He has a fight rash?

My dad got me a job

1 + 1 = 2

Light hash?
Spite Nash?
Write Fast?

I have micro dick.

i have a job

I don't like KFC and I don't axe questions.

I am using proper English.

See you must be black. You're a rap god.

Sometimes on my way to work, if I'm early, I buy a coffee and drink it in my parked car while wearing my seat belt.

I'm not posting from prison

boipussy > pussy

I was shot by a cop and there were no riots.

I have a small penis

Ted Geisel must have just been light skinned, if rhyming ability alone does it.

I invest in a 529 plan to my daughters future college education, I am still with her mother, and we cohabitate the house we own.

I go down on my wife after her bull is finished

I have a job

I respect the law

I'm shit at basketball

I can swim

I did not attend the Trump inauguration due to work.

kekkkkkkkk

i cant hear ya

I dont like watermelon or fried chicken

...

I went to the dentist and came out with all my teeth still in.

I knew who my father was, Even if he isn't alive now.
I have a successful job and steady income.
I think a majority of R&B and Rap is garbage.

...I also think a majority of humanity is shit and needs to be purged, this includes myself, a white male.

9+10=19