>Be american
>go to movies
>have to worry about getting shot
Holy shit the meme is real
Be american
Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Peterson
>Illinois
Literal Mordor.
Michael Martin
>be europoor
>go anywhere
>have to worry about getting molested and gangraped and blown up
Jason Hall
>What the [expletive] are you going to do now?
Really makes you think
Bentley Price
Numurikans will defend this
Joseph Jenkins
Aren't you yuroslimes getting murdered en masse in your bus stations and shopping malls daily by the rapefugees you let in?
Thank fucking God I'm an American.
Jose Perry
next time don't kick seats, you little nigger.
Lincoln Roberts
this is bait because there is no way euros would be talking shit right now
Brayden Clark
>gunmeme.png
>guaranteed replies
>yuros are asleep right now anyway
Jeremiah Fisher
what a badass he's like a real life rick grimes wow i wanna be an american idiot too when i grow up
Carter Fisher
why not post the one about eating popcorn to loud
Jason Jones
Theyre just waking up
Joshua Ross
>Be Euro
>Get raped and beaten half to death by peaceful refugees
>Dodge a truck
>Get treated with gunshot wounds from a mall shooting
>Guy near me at resturant blows himself the fuck up
Luke Morales
Because the fact that it didn't happen in America doesn't fit with the yurocuck shitposter rhetoric they spew in these threads while consuming all of our media and literally fellating our country in every other way while complaining about how much we upset them.
Levi Hughes
Why even bother with the clickbait title if the actual story is so short?
>Kid kicks seat
>Man in seat gets pissed and tells him to fucking quit it
>Kid's dad starts arguing with him
>Kid's dad starts a brawl
>Guy pulls out a gun
If anything, he's the victim. Fucking idiots.
Colton Reyes
>be Yurocuck
>get shot
>get run over
>get stabbed
>get blown up
lmao pathetic af bruh
Jacob Moore
This is so based zombie apocalypse operator maga gamergate fps call of duty murica
Adrian Gomez
If the first thing they do when they wake up is come shitpost on Sup Forums about USA then it really makes you think
Christopher Martinez
Yeah, it's fucking pitiful. Picture related.
Anthony Martin
I do the same thing when I wake up
And I live here
Joseph Lopez
>americucks in charge of handling the bantz
Leo Flores
>Yuroslimes get blown the fuck out
>Y-Y-YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER!
Every fucking time.
Chase Anderson
>twist: you're replying to an american
lol played
Christopher Jenkins
What are you gonna do huh? You wanna go? i thought this was America!?
>gets shot and dies
Ryan Collins
>SOME KUCK'S WIFE'S SON KICKS YOUR SEAT
>GETS SHOT
GBAMERICA
Austin Martinez
>gets shot
Read it again, Mohammed.
Colton Campbell
>Animefag in charge of not being an edgemeister virgin
Leo Fisher
>yurocucks in charge of handling the bantz
Dylan Torres
>men watching black swan
some fag tiff? they deserve to be killed
Julian Perez
Illinois is a terrible state, but at least we recognize it. We don't have any pride.
Lucas Barnes
IT IS LITERALLY AN INALIENABLE AMERICAN RIGHT TO PULL A GUN ON SOME FAGGOT KID WHO KICKS YOUR SEAT DURING A MOVIE
FUCK THAT KID, GUNS ARE THE GREAT CIVILIZER
Grayson Clark
>illinois
is anyone seriously surprised
Mason Campbell
Hey if the kid had a gun he could've defended himself. We need more guns and a god-fearing republican in charge again
Ayden Morales
>America
Is anyone seriously even surprised
Bentley Ross
i thought florida was the state we all made fun of
Noah Lee
>be yuro
>get blown up
express.co.uk
Colton Lee
>be northern european
>no terrorist attacks
Feels good man
Dominic Hughes
Honestly? No, getting shot is a serious risk in America due to the massive amount of guns circulating in the community.
ANYONE can go to a gun show and buy a AR-15 with no questions asked.
Adam Gonzalez
florida is just alligators and cubans it's not that bad
t. floridian
Isaac Ward
Yup. I was fatally shot by an AR-15 today (wielded by a privileged white male of course).
Leo Martin
It's only a matter of time, user.
Be careful out there x
Jace Lopez
tfw euros slowly realize they can no longer mock 'gun nut' america without it backfiring
Isaac Cox
>be american
>say "don't take my guns!"
>get arrested when you have your gun and threaten someone
wew lad
Nathaniel Ward
>by the rapefugees you let in?
no
Adrian Russell
Shouldn't have kicked his fucking seat.
Cooper Martin
How do you get kicked out of your assigned seat?
Charles Martinez
>be Australian
>don't have to worry about getting shot because gun control works
>don't have to worry about terrorists because we don't let many in and our police force is strong af
feels good mang :^)
Colton Howard
see also: literal toxic algae, florida man, florida woman, sinkholes, rednecks
Bentley Gonzalez
>carrying a gun to the movies
Are Americans that scared? lmao, not even people in literal warzones are such pussies
Brody Morales
Shall not be infringed, bitch,
Let's head on down to Lindt Chocolate, Ausbro.
Levi Baker
tfw all these "terrorist" attacks are just false flagging amerifats trying to get the upper hand in the bantz war
Nicholas Flores
>be Australian
>military is so shit it lost to the Australian Emu Federation
feels bad mang
Justin Brown
Only 2 people died in the Lindt cafe thing and I'm pretty sure he did it more because he was dissatisfied with legal decisions regarding his court case.
Luke Sullivan
He failed the penis inspection and had to go through the line again.
Nicholas Baker
MAGA