Be me

>be me
>15 year old
>normal day at home
>in my room browsing Sup Forums
>hear yelling in kitchen
>parents found my 18 y/o sisters tattoo
>it was her second tattoo, First was a wave on her arm, this one is a giant rose in her knee
>mom is delirious
>starts yelling at her for getting another tattoo
>sis is yelling back saying it is a reminder that she is a brave and proud woman
>mfw
>mom yells about how she will never get a job
in my opinion she would never even get a job since she cant handle simple tasks
>sister starts crying and screaming shes moving out next year
>OhHellYeah.png
>mom screaming she forbids her from getting any money anymore
>sis does an autistic screech
>i laugh quietly, walls are very thin
>since then get a bigger allowance

cont.?

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>a week passes
>sister shaves head
>sister is secretly gay
>i find out by stalking her tumblr and accidentally going on a gay matchmaking site on her Computer
>some time passes and my sis left her ipad on kitchen table
>secret plan starts
>go on her ipad, go on the gay matchmaking site
>shes logged on
>leave ipad turned on for mom to see
>eventually mom wants to have coffee and sees the ipad
>she gasps, i peek through my door
>mom is looking at messages and looking at profile
>you can hear a message sound
>sis is logged on from her phone and sexting a girl
>mom freaks out and calls sis
>sis doesnt answer
>"user! GET YOUR SISTER UPSTAIRS"
>i run upstairs in excitement for the horror that is about to happen
>go into sis' room, she is on her phone
>i tell her that mom needs to talk with her immediately
>i go downstairs and go into my room, waiting for the yelling to start
>sis arrives
>mom is fuming
>mom yells at her for being a lesbian
>sis tears up, asks how she found out
>mom points at ipad
>sis goes quiet
>sis says she got hacked
>mom asks for her phone
>sis gives phone, mom finds out in the camera roll she took 2 nude selfies
>mom yells at her to get out of the house
sis had a friend nearby who lived alone so she went over to her house
>mom smokes 3 cigs
>asks me if we can talk
>tells me that she is proud of me for being a good boy
>tells me she will give me sis' room when she moves out
>giant room with a lock, unlike my current one
>think of all cool shit i can have there
>tell mom when is sis moving out
>mom says tommorow
>ohfuck.png
>i say ok and i start packing
>hear mom calling sis to pack her stuff and to move out
>i can hear my sister screeching from my bedroom

cont.?

aye.

Lel go on but hurry I have to go to work soon

Please do, user.

Type faster nigger uni calls

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YEE

Keep going

Go on pal

Give more nigger

Moar

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fucking hell cmon i don't have all day

Gimme the juice

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>sis comes back next day. Begs mom not to kick her out, but mom made her choice and is sticking to it
>sis looks at me with all my stuff in boxes
>i smirk
>sis looks like she about to go sjw on my ass
>i look away and walk to the tv
>turn on music to cheer myself up
>mom says to sis that she should have never tried to get laid under her roof
>sis wants to make a comeback but just does a screech
>2 hours later and sis packed up her shit
>"now go to your gay friends to comfort you for being an idiot"
>sis drops get bag and goes to attack mom
>i quickly step inbetween them
>sis punches my shoulder
>mom goes into a fit
>pushes sis out of house and throws her shit out of the window
>im amazed by the power of rage
>sis leaves
>i move into sis' room
>find out she left a note
>"i hope you all die in a horrible death"
>show to mom
>mom laughs and says she will never make it out there and will be at our doorstep in a week

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