How do I become as cool as Rustin "Rust" Cohle?

How do I become as cool as Rustin "Rust" Cohle?

Beer 1x6
Cigarets 20x1

You watch actually good crime shows such as The Night Of

Solve mysteries

jep

+ tiny mirror

holy shit bro you're epic

How to achieve Rust mode

Marty's wife + eggs/milk

Push ups and crack.

how do you get his sinewy aesthetic. it's not quite meth head but it's like they had in ww2 or something. bone grit perhaps.

It's called low body fat

But I'm big boned

>people's takeaway from True Detective was that Rust was "cool"

congrats, pizzaman

Just be glad its not a Bane or BBC thread.
Cunt.

he was pretty cool

kys autist

Watch your daughter get run over by a truck.

>Rust "Two Thrusts and I'll Fill Your Sweet Hole" Cohle

mow other people's lawn

What the fuck kind of name is Rustin anyways?
Was his mother fucking drunk and tried to name him Dustin? Drugs perhaps? What kind of drugs does one even take to make naming your child Rustin seem like a good idea?

His mom was a huge memer and had a JUST subfolder

JUST = RUST