Character gets a coffee

>character gets a coffee
>pours directly out of pot and drinks it black with no milk or sugar

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I have never seen this done in a movie

Congratulations. You guys outed yourselves as plebs.

That's how real men drink the hot coff.

I think you mean neckbeard manpissers friend.

>DOESN'T EVEN ADD BUTTER TO HIS COFFEE

>manpissers
that's a new one

>He doesn't even put ice cubes in his coffee.

I do this every morning and multiple times throughout the day.

I drink so much black coffee in the day I give myself the shits

>character puts more coffee than cream in a cup and proceeds to drink it

>all these anons pretending to drink coffee
that drink is for grownups

Dew the dew.

>Character keeps someone at gun point
>Leaves gun uncocked until they approach or insult him

safety first user

>calling a carafe a pot

Everyone except americans, english, french and germans drink it black.
Pussies

Most Americans outside of NYC drink their coffee black.

so only sandniggers drink it black. got it.

you just listed all the countries on earth that aren't shit there.

Black coffee confirmed to be the drink of choice for 3rd world shitholes

If we're really discussing coffee, I don't see how the relevant topic is taking it black or not. Coffee can be made in several different ways and that's a much bigger difference than milk or sugar.

Let's discuss coffee enemas.

Ever had coffee at a pho restaurant?

>cocks only the hammer

So, which button should I press, Sup Forums?

There is syrup in the pot.

power on your iphone and kill yourself

"Special" of course.

>black coffee

>people still exist that don't add activated almond butter

so literally the 4 best nations on earth

top cuck

>character drinks a fizzy drink
>doesn't start burping and farting uncontrollably

>character is a web designer
>looks like this

Tea is superior to this barbarian's brew.

>character drinks any kind of strong alcohol
>doesn't cringe or in any way change their expression while drinking it

>character drinks coffee
>doesn't immediately rush to the bathroom to take a shit

>Germany, France
Rapefugee'd
>USA
Blacked
>UK
Paki'd

>sex scene
>you only see the guy's ass

i'm german and i like my coffee just as like my dicks

Why do you add other stuff to coffee? Do you not like coffee?

He said france and germany

Fuck, this is some real jew illuminati conspiracy! Even in porn when there're best moments when you're about to cum THEY PUT SOME ASS OR HAIRY BALLS OR A FUCKING DUDE'S HAPPY FACE ON SCREEN.
>tfw you wanted to cum to some hottie with perfect titties and cute face, but you're cum to some dude's smiling face

Why do you need to adulterate your coffee with water? Do you not like coffee?

>can kick the shit out of everyone
>even though they hate their beliefs people still risk their lives to immigrate there

The drink coffee is coffee bean + water so its not adding water, thats like asking why you would add sugar to a cake mix

Are they called 'coffee beans' because theyre the beans for making coffee, or is it called 'coffee' because its made from coffee beans?

this is stupid

if you remove the coffee then its just a glass of hot water with a splash of milk and a teaspoon of sugar in it, which would be bizarre. of course people who add things to coffee like coffee, they like the flavour, just when its milder and not as bitter.

If you can only drink it by adding sugar then maybe you like sugar and not coffee

theyre actually seeds so i dont know why theyre called coffee beans at all, but the drink is named for the plant, not the other way round

Nice reading comprehension, friend!

people want the effects of caffeine but lie that they like the taste, like how no one in human history has ever drunk alcohol for the taste and not the effects but we all have to pretend it doesnt taste like shit

do you ever put something on a steak? or any other kind of meats? maybe its the condiments you like, not the meat.

What does special make?

...

This is wrong, you can like the taste and not want to drink it in its pure form.

Do you eat raw vanilla bean paste? No? But im guessing you like vinalla as a flavour?

Do you suck on lemons? No? But you like lemonade?

Do you eat spoonfulls of sea salt? no? but you like it as a seasoning?

How is any of this different in your mind to liking the flavour of coffee but not the intensity/bitterness that goes with it being straight/black?

only degenerate faggots add milk to coffee

Here's how a man prepares coffee

put
3 spoons of coffee
4 spoons of unmolested sugar
in your coffee cup
add
50ml of cold water
spir with a spoon until the mix gets nice and thick
pour boiled water and gently stir
drink coffee

You are now an adult.

>pretends to be a connoisseur
>drinks instant coffee

just stop, Sup Forums

Its either black or with milk. No fucking sugar.

>3 spoons of coffee
jesus fucking christ
>4 spoons of unmolested sugar
wow

this is a mess

I can enjoy plain steak

>drinks coffee from a tiny teacup

it's the only way the coffee can work its magic
cleanse the system and provide energy for the day

>provide energy for half an hour before making you feel more tired than you were before

fixed that for you friendo

>not using double walled glass cappuccino mugs
>not taking 200mg l-theanine with your coffee
>adding high-GI sugar
>mixing it into disgusting mud before preparing
>not buying beans and roasting them yourself before running them through your grinder
>not frothing your milk with steam to 140 degrees

are you even trying

>American coffee

I like a little hot coff with my cold 'za

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here u go senpai

>mom would you like this care-aff of coffee?
>she tells me it's pronounced care-a-fey
>can't face the world anymore and end my life later that day

>he thinks masculinity is determined by how much shitty product you can consume without showing any signs of revulsion

why don't you eat shit and drink your piss? why don't you eat glue and plastic?
after all, it's what REEAL men do

I prefer my sugar to be molested, thanks.

huh

its 'ka - raff'

the only difference if youre foreign is some countries roll the r a little

Tom Waits has built a career out of damaging his vocal cords and Iggy Pop has built up a tolerance to every substance known to man.

Of course they're going to drink their coffee black.

>people pretending they enjoy coffee, alcohol, and carbonated liquid shit such as coke because they think it makes them appear grown-up

how's highschool going?

>l-theanine

hello r3ddit!

To be fair, carbonated drinks make you look like a child, not an adult

I prefer heavy cream user.

that's how coffee is drank.

>takes a small sip
>BIG *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

why would you ruin perfectly good coffee with adding sugar and cow juice to it, this i'll never get.

bitter tastes GOOD. bitter food, bitter coffee, bitter beer. yummeh.

you'll understand when you're older, Sup Forums

tfw drinking black coffee right now

So the first world doesn't drink it black

I'm fine with this

>calling it pizza instead of 'za

Iggy pop and keith richards prove that drugs are bad for you, unless you do all of them, which apparently makes you immortal.

i find it hard to believe people have to pretend to like soda

beer can taste great youre just generally called a hipster because the ones that taste great are craft beers from micro breweries and you cant drink those without being made fun of

coffee tastes great if you can clip the bitterness, which is easily done with a creamer or a bit of sweetener, or whatever flavour syrup you got

Enjoy your shits

technically german is 2nd world. well, at least the eastern part was.

kys

>bitter tastes GOOD. bitter food, bitter coffee, bitter beer. yummeh.
>you'll understand when you're older, Sup Forums

>there are people out there who actually believe consuming something that tastes disgusting makes them grown-up and sophisticated

>pot

Well, I drink long black espressos which is fine, it really highlights whether or not the cafe is using shitty beans and if the barista has any ounce of skill. I am surprised Americans bother to drink that drip filter trash black though.

nah, i'll stick with americana. black.

also kys

ask your parents whether or not they enjoy bitter foods and drinks. most likely they'll say yes.

i'm 30 btw

Why would I kiss you?

even if they did they probably do it to appear grown-up like you do, you tryhard fucking faggot

you're such a loser, i don't care what the other guy said... you NEVER EVER tell someone to kill themselves!

why do you assume i enjoy black coffee or beer because i think it makes me grown-up? bitter isnt a bad sensation its just a sensation. some people like sweet, some like umami, some like sour, some like bitter. i dont mean like so bitter that i start pulling stupid faces, just some bitterness. like spicy food... i like buffalo wings because theres that constant chili kind of 'twang' in your mouth, but i cant fuckin stand eating really spicy food. It would be a pretty rediculous argument to say I dont like a little bit of heat because I dont want my face melting off. Same with bitterness, some is fine, some is too much, thats why i like some beers and not others. To suggest Im pretending is rediculous,

I like sweet things too but Im not exactly going to start eating vanilla bean paste out of the tube, by your logic I musnt really like sweetness and only be pretending?

I don't understand not drinking hot coffee black, milk and sugar in hot coffee just makes me feel even more tired and sluggish
Now iced coffee I'm definitely okay with milk and sugar

tryharding is adding a bunch of bullshit to your coffee. drinking it black is the very definition of not trying hard.

go to cafe: yeah i'll have a small coffee. light roast. thanks.

go to cafe: UM YES I would like a mocha frappe caramel sugar latte with 5 shots of espresso whipped cream, sprinkles and cinnamon. oh and do you have soy and almond milk to add too? THANKS!

this has nothing to do with people enjoying various tastes.
it's about the fact that alcohol and coffee objectively taste like utter shit.
people drink it for the effects, not the taste

found the underage fag

drinking it black and implying adding anything somehow ruins it is fedora as fuck

If you have ever ordered or prepared a meal for yourself that didn't consist soley of an unseasoned piece of meat and one single species of steamed, unseasoned vegetable, you are a tryhard faggot and need to re-evaluate your life choices

see