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Will be absolutely crushed when Her Majesty dies

Fucking FASCIST

>London, district of Bogotà

would love living in the north for six months or something
dream of being a big fish in a little pond

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clearly a yank mate

hmmmmm
big cities are a meme anyway

might shave my head and try to trick people into thinking I'm mysterious and a bit of a madman

how'd you break it?

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on a bike.
some other cyclist bumped into me
fell with my hands out i guess
what i mean is that i think the wound of the wires enterring through my skin and muscles and having been slightly disturbed by a small bump is what is aching.

as opposed to my bone aching from a small bump, (because the wires have been moved out of position)

the average girl in america seems much better than over here

Genetic diversity

Bit brown.
Not my cuppa.

why do I see so many uni students smoking menthols? they're usually runts as well

is it a kiddie cigarette or something? I thought it was just ameriblacks that smoked them

Good goy

morning you fucking cunts + 1 mingi

Getting high in the bathroom.

bumped into this scrawny runt on a bike lads, was howling when he fell like a deck of cards

SCREAMING now that his gay little wires are causing him to have more of an ache

Slags are master race

jenkem is some serious buzz lad

don't smoke but when I do I smoke menthols

like the freshness tbf

>gay
Cool it with the homophobia sweetie.

>i dont smoke but i do smoke
hmm

Imagine if that was that French actress Monica Belucci. She would be amazing. This just looks like a east Asian copy.

sup buds

What is the difference between a military army, division and battalion?

>like the freshness tbf
And what better way to get fresh than a cigarette?

youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

is google broken?

Monica is Italian.

when I'm clubbing cuz. not a daily smoker

makes me look hard

seems only major runts smoke them, like drinking wine coolies or mixers all the time

can someone explain the culture behind them, why are they so popular

people who smoke straights aren't hard.

Pic from said bathroom.

did you know that yetis are bears

>like the freshness tbf
same reason i smoke outside, fresh air is healthy

Digits have spoken .

>real housewives of Melbourne is a hit
>Sydney copies us 2 years later and no one from either city watches

howling

damn I want to weed

animals wear capes

What is bait? I love you lads but sometimes

who says they're copying you and not the American show you copied?

but the gyaldem know that

they taste good. your average uni student can't handle winnie blues

If you smoke more than a pack a day, menthols are a must.

Marlboro Ice Blast are the true addicts choice

very sexy arab girl at the gym today

just bought a turtleneck and got my left ear pierced (because im gay)

don't know that*

got me good haha

How are you American lad?
Where were you frequenting before here?

Ok got out of the bathroom.
DUDE
im also gay lmao

where are the brits

You mean on Sup Forums? I'm a long time Sup Forums and /o/ shitposter

its 9am on a friday

this a rasheed general

Former colony

do you smoke menthols as well?

already said im gay mate

hello yes I am the brits

So I mean before you landed on /brit/
I'm a newposter

Alri?
Been thinking about how to improve my social standing in this strange country and I've come to the conclusion that I need a memorable catchphrase.
Any ideas?

I was a panhandler in Stockholm

Dat doc on the Nubian Pyramids insane.

stone the crows worked for alf

... Bedroom while high, 17 March 2017 ... At my new house ...

>Well, finger punch my prostate and call me janny!

im a 68 year old pakistani man

The most gorgeous girls in Britain are part nonwhite, Kek

Americans are more fussy with women, therefore causing sexual selection of women, therefore hotter women
Most kiwis and brits shag any girl with a hole, therefore little sexual selection of women, therefore uglier women

Alright lads tonight I've sent messages to 15 girls on OKC and 10 girls on tinder

Now we just wait for a reply haha

must be a tiny house if that is the master bedroom

>tfw you realize we really WUZ

do they really? just feels like a very juvenile way of smoking, like people who buy absolut vodka and mix it with four parts coke to mask the taste

average uni student is pretty runtish, I smoke while drinking but can barely taste it until the day after.
if you need that terrible artificial flavouring you still have the mindset of a child

Would rather a chavvy slag than a russian angel.

*snogs you*

Are you a pommie?
Don't use gay catchphrases
Kiwis don't use retarded banter and catchphrases like aussies and brits do

barrat new build friend

You are now thinking about how many previous occupiers of that property might still have a key and whether or not that noise you heard was someone downstairs

You're doing it wrong. Women like to be chased and pursued, makes them feels attractive. Send more messages.

what kind of retard doesn't change their locks when they move into a new property?

HARDMAN COMING THROUGH LADS

Why are you purposefully providing bad advice

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>The most gorgeous girls in Britain are part nonwhite, Kek
this is true anywhere
hafus are the best

>sexual selection
america has been a different country for about 300 years
evolution doesn't work that fast you pseudoscience pleb

Might go to subway to get a cheeky butty haha

they now think you're desperate because you're sending them messages on st paddys day and it's likely you're not doing anything tonight
already fucked it

pretty much nobody does, I have a working house key to 2 houses within 10 mins walk of me, I let myself in to one of them one night when I was drunk. I put a pair of women's shoes that were next to the back door in the fridge then snuck back out.

>america has been a different country for about 300 years
it's 241 you pleb but the point still stands obv

Why are white Americans so good looking? My theory is it's the natural selection of ambition and genetic diversity, let me explain.

The people that chose to take the risk to start a new life in the US were the most ambitious and hard working but the lazy, fearful and content stayed at home in Europe. This assured the US had lots of good genetics, hence natural selection.

Next genetic diversity, in Europe most people just had kids with people in their own country or who could speak the same language but the US took in people from all over Europe and had them speaking English so they had Anglos mixing with Swedes mixing with Germans etc. and that is why they look so good.

As a rasheed ("white") the only word I have trouble pronouncing is butty. I'm either saying batty or butt-egh. I can never ask for that in the pubs.

>don't use gay catchphrases
But I am gay (shockingly so)
How else do you propose I endear myself to the smallfolk

Hmm think I'll go with this. Can't go wrong with the classics and it might foster some stimulating discussion on identity

>why are americans so good looking
because the only ones you've seen are on tv
also FOY

no grown up should use the words butty or pop anyway

dude
microevolution can happen very quicky
It's macroevolution that takes millions of years to occur
Several generations of sexual selection is more than enough time to create an attractive group of people

I have access to youtube too.

Smoking, for me, is about satisfying an addiction to smoke inhalation and nictotine. If I can avoid the harshness of regular cigs, I will

>smoking roll ups

Literal poverty tier

Absolutely this
you've summed it up really well

I live in a region that gets lots of tourists, and I can tell you that Americans are on average more attractive than Brits, Germans, French, etc

fob
also
>not vaping
have fun literally getting cancer