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didn't they just agree to up his salary

has anyone ever seen messi do actual skills and dribbling?

All I ever saw is run and shoot

don't know why he gets so much praise. he lowers the quality of every top game

is that why he can't score against chelsea?

Apparently. Crazy decision.

He doesn't need tricks to get past defenders. Just pure meme magic.

Kek, this is what dribbling looks like on god mode. No fancy bullshit for yt highlights.

his only skill is making defenders too scared to tackle him probably because he's a diving bastard

>It's a Ronaldo is """finished""" episode

Bale broke his career he's over

messi doesn't dive, but that still doesn't change the fact that defenders get yellows/reds just for looking at him, which brings us back to

He doesn't need any skills, the ball seems glued to his feet when he run and he can change his pace and his direction very quickly
Also he's a fantastic striker and passer

did ronaldo get the same jaw implants that pitt got?

What happened?

can't score against relegation fodder anymore

He doesn't need to.

>it's a Ronaldo hasn't scored at the Bernabeu in 6 games episode

>has anyone ever seen messi do actual skills and dribbling?
go back to watching late 90s/early 00s Nike commercials with muh ebin stepovers

Brad's jaw is actually (still) a little bit recessive. He's not had surgery.

>tf
>tt

>He's not had surgery

Looks like he just clenches his jaws a lot more for pictures.

>being this young

wew lad

Most Sup Forumsartans don't have a discernable jawline, so they can't tell what happens to it when their teeth are clenched.

Is it ride officially over?

I mean Cr7 thrives in games like this against literal who's. He loves playing against shit tier opponents and making his teammates pass him the ball for easy tap ins.

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a little less conversation a little more action please

>literal who is
Time to hit the Bob Books hard, Gord.

>donaldo

He's playing against Letonia in the WC qualifiers next. He's still not done for.

One of the more contrived hot takes I've seen recently, and written like you've read about three books in your lifetime.

he scored twice against /vg/ yesterday

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It's a pilot episode tbqh. Will be cancelled soon tho.

He scored against atletico tho?

Tsunalties in shootouts don't count as goals. Also, technically speaking, the game ended up as a tie and the Champion had to be decided with tsunalties.