Swansea: Fabianski, Kingsley, Mawson, v.d. Hoorn, Rangel, Britton, Ki, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Llorente, Borja
Subs: Nordfeldt, Naughton, Amat, Cork, Fer, Barrow, Montero
Man Utd: De Gea, Darmian, Jones, Rojo, Young, Carrick, Fellaini, Pogba, Mata, Rooney, Ibrahimovic
Subs: Romero, Blind, Fosu-Mensah, Lingard, Schneiderlin, Martial, Rashford
>Mkhitaryan not even in the squad
Should have stayed at Dortmund.
>Darmian, Jones, Rojo, Young
This can't end well
Dubs and guy below me dies tonight :)........
>inb4 that autist serbian ABU comes in the thread and obsesses over chinese fans for 2 hours
its absolutely dreadful, there's fuck all pace in that side
and mkhitaryan is getting bullied again
>Pogba
>poogba
>Mkhitaryan
>Memphis
>Schweinsteiger
Uniteds reserves are world class 2bh
>no pace in the starting 11
>yfw the Yank wins his first game
sp is going to be unbearable today
Can Disco Bob snuff out England's most recognizable team?
On the one hand I want more >Mouyes, on the other hand watching 190kg sperg out is always hilarious, and if Swansea win there'd probably be about 10 USA USA threads.
United will lose again today and Mou will probably get sacked in the morning.
>Carrick Jones CB partnership
kek has he finally lost it
even worse, I think it's a rojo-jones partnership
Why is mouyes doing this to based Mkhitaryan?
USA flag posting is temporary but Mouyes is eternal.
>Mata, Rooney and Ibrahimovic
Enjoy long ball and blooter attempts
>Rooney, Ibrahimovic >Fellaini
Literally all the problems in the squad is right here.
>De Gea is the only United with any pace
>In goal
I'm kind of new to this but just how much porn and masturbation is too much? I'm 19 (Male) and watch around 10 hours of porn every week, sometimes more sometimes less. I masturbate anywhere between 1-4 a day (Usually 1 or 2 though). Is there something wrong with me? How much is normal?
literally the worst lineup united have thrown on the pitch in the last 4 years
>that back four
FML
After he was subbed in the City game at half time, he freaked out in the dressing room and demanded a transfer out.
What a joke.
>Memphis
dubs and united loses today
source?
my ass
I can think of plenty worse tbf, this one against bournemouth away last season for example (lost 2-1)
>United spend all that money on shitty players
>can't even finish top 4
>Liverpool win the league
Suicide, lads?
>liverpool win the league
things that will never happen in our lifetimes
Here, basically Carrick and Rppney go crying to the board and leak lies to JamieJackson when they don't get their way.
Good read though.
>Liverpool win the league
Keep dreaming Eoin
does poogba feel embarrassed when he sees his own commercial is completely misleading?
Did you write that garbage yourself? I actually am certain I lost brain cells reading it. Fucks sake, I suppose its my own fault for reading something that literally started with "the united pages".
i would sell my left nut for borthwick-jackson right now desu
im quietly confident that Jones will have a solid game today lads
That isn't proof of anything
I was told he was a footballer.
What a fraud.
Irish posters are literally worthless
>borthwick-fraudson
Best thing Mou has done thus far this season was shipping that deadbeat, overhyped, piece of human garbage out ASAP.
Sure we are Jamie.
theguardian.com
Rats.
...
>rppney
kek, someone please start >mouyes thread already
>liverpool win the league
are you retarded that boys crosses are out of this world
FREE HIM FROM MOUYES' ICY CAGE
BRING BACK VAN GAAL
how many bongs lids
You would think Giggs was still at the club with the amount of cheating cunts there.
There are 3 players at Utd currently undergoing divorce preceedings.
Rojo, Valencia, Martial.
>TAKE IT BACK
BoJack is the best defensive thing to come from LVG's run
pretty sure rojo isn't
>that XI
Mouyes really lost it now, right?
>'I'm here to create'
half a bong
All you two are doing is proving you watch the highlight reels and not the actual matches
but his nudes recently leaked and he deleted all his social media.
he's been playing better since then though so I guess there's a bright side.
thanks based aus. you can come visit USA any time. legally.
Man u supporter here, I've opted to wash my car instead of watch that game, ty mouyes
well that pic was from a charity dinner like a week ago, seems like they're doing fine. maybe he sent the nudes to his wife?
Another weekend of Pulisic starting and Tapford on the bench.
who the fuck washes there car at 1 in the morning
>shaw not starting
Why does he randomly just not start games every now and then
wash bays in my building are busy during the day
>Jose Mourinho confirms Chris Smalling and Luke Shaw are unavailable for today's game while Daley Blind is not fit to start
shaw really needs to lose that injury weight
And he was instrumental in the 1-0 and 4-0.
why not?
Anyone got a stream link for the game?
unsettling/10
>siggy on the wing
why
people like to wash their cars
kek literally what the fuck is that squad
>mouyes
das it mane
yeah, i got loads
Mata is a closet homosexual
>this lineup
I wish!
>another season of hoping someone like chelsea, arsenal or city would win the title over liverpool while we scrounge for 4th
QUICK
out of mouyes' last 42 games, how many times has he won or drawn?
whats up with those gay little period stains on players chests? did someone died? liberpool tip of the league btw lads
>city
DELETE THIS
>it's a de Gea is MOTM and POTY episode
>De Gea, Darmian, Jones, Rojo, Young,
>Martial benched
>Mkhi not even in the fucking squad again
fucking sick of mouyes already, it's like he's intentionally trying to make us play shite
Next season >we should've gelled to enough to look like a half decent team. Until then, I'll be figuring out how to induce a 10 month coma
>obsession
7?
definitely the lesser of 2 evils. already did it in 13/14 and last years league cup final, still makes me sick though
>have to watch this inevitably shit match
>going into an i************ break as well
More than a few but less than many
21 W/D, 21 L
they're a little badge of support for america getting it's first female president in 2 days
this desu, could you ven imagine how many years livverpoop cunts would go on about a win, it would also be the death of it fookin slipped and i just couldnt have that
Mourinho is the most overrated manager of all time.
Can they do it, Sup Forums? Can Manure possibly manage NOT to win against Swansea?
>he supports a club founded by an orangeman
west brit cuck
>while we scrounge for 4th
>implying Manure is still in the top 4 race
Utd fan here, I hope we lose and I hope mouyes gets sacked before Christmas, he is pure cancer.
How do you expect the team to gel when there's a new manager and 5 new players every year
Who should take over then?
>posting in a rivals thread whilst his own team are playing
>calling others obsessed
you paddies disgust me
The amount of people blaming Mourinho for what's going on.
The squad is rotten to the core, getting rid of Mourinho will only exacerbate the problems that already exist.
Koeman
>Kicking bars instead of footballs