Ask a 23 year old man with a 5 inch erect penis anything

Ask a 23 year old man with a 5 inch erect penis anything.
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timestamp faggot

How big is your penis?

Just measured with a pair of calipers. 5.15 inches exactly. I should probably kill myself right?

loaf of bread

I never expected an answer, honestly.

>I should probably kill myself right?
No!

Have you tried men?

No. But if you could explain how that would help my situation, that would be great.

No it doesn't matter just fuck her brains out. Thrusting and fucking hard. She will love it. If not find a tighter girl.

You said ask you anything. I never said it would help. Just curious. But if you cant please a woman you might be able to please a twink!

If you truly think that just your penis is the only thing to please someone you should probably not be in a relationship. Also when is the last time you ate a cheese puffs?

Pretty sure that's around average OP.

>guy with even smaller penis detected

What's your favorite video game?

dude my dick's like the same size, i have 4 inch diameter though so i lack lengh and girth, how does your girth measure up?

You got me Sup Forumsro
But really he just acting like his dick size will ruin his life

i'm only 18 though and i started puberty pretty late, so it might get bigger.

>Pic unrelated
Thanks for that, I thought it was OC.

I know a kid with a 4 incher who slays. Doesn't mean these chicks are getting crazy sexual satisfaction, but he's a really fun person, they love hanging out with him and don't mind putting out for him.
I've got an 8 incher with a 6.5 inch girth. Havn't had sex in 3 months

but isnt 5 inches around normal?

Tl;DR learn to eat pussy

Yeah I mean you only get one dick so you might as well treat the one you have with love.

I had a girl once tell me she wanted 12" and to make it hurt I stuck her 4X and hit her with a brick.

True
Like someone in thread said its around average so really he has nothing to worry about.
He also has yet to answer when was his last time eating cheese puffs. I'm getting slightly annoyed at that

It's the average length, that doesn't make it normal.

> 3 ppl have 7" dicks
> 1 person has a 1" dick
> Average dick length is 5.5"

Knew a guy with literally a 2 1/2" dick. Big biker fuck. I laughed and said "who the fuck are you gonna please with that?"
He said "me"

bro, most people have a dick that's like 5-6 inches, you just see all the footlong schlongs because those few people are happy to wave their dong on camera, the average peter's pecker won't be anywhere some nigger with a forearm between his legs.

This. I used to think I had a small dick when I was young, but I only got that idea from porn. It never crossed my mind as a teenager that porn wasn't representative of the overall penis population of the earth.

Cheese puffs? I actually had a couple jalepeno flavored cheese curls today. Sorry I didn't reply quicker, I was shitting them out

Did it hurt?

yeah, BUT most chicks have been with 10-15 guys. Chances are any chick you're with has had one of those porn cocks. Remember that when you're feeling slightly above average.

yeah, people in the porn industry get big because they are well, 'big'. nobody wants to see average, they want it to be as sexy as possible, and sexy to most people means stuffing their cunt like a thanksgiving turkey. personally i'm a faggot and when i'm with guys i don't care what size their dick is, it's all about foreplay. i knew a guy with a 3" dick but he made up for it by giving the best head, like your soul would leave your body when he sucked you off.

Tough one. Either FIFA, NHL17, or BF1

dude they're all chad games you normie.

He said video games. I'm more of a computer game kind of guy

Are you fat/overweight?

how high are you?

He said video games. I'm more of a computer game kind of guy. I don't even own an Xbox/PlayStation

Yup. 5ft 7in and 245lbs. I swear my dick was 5.5-6in when I weighed 180-200. It all started when this girl tore my heart out two years ago and I completely gave up on myself. What do /b?

atleast you're a manlet, people expect manlets to have small dicks.
i'm 6'1 and i'm 5 inches.

Tips from a guy with a small dick:
1) My wife is Filipina, she is 5', my small peen reaches the end
2) I eat her out before we fuck and she comes, then she begs for my cock, I might eat her out one more time before I go for the home stretch
3) I used to focus on my small dick all the time, then I met my wife, I bust my arse to get it off, i can fuck her and if she rubs her clit she cums aswell
4) She doesnt really light me going to deep with in a minute she will say it hurts

Conclusion: Not saying you dont have problem OP but there is someone for you out there, I found someone

Kek

You guys rock. Here's to all your efforts.

One more where that came from!

OP, click the add at the top "1 Secret for a HUGE Dick"

ask an adult male who has a 3.5 inch dick anything

8x6 rod here. More than twice your size my nig, feels good

holy fuck she's hot, nipple peircings are like 10/10 in my opinion.

what's your girth like?
pics would be nice.

>5.652 billion people have 7" dicks
>1.875 billion people have 1" dicks
>Being this dumb

dude not everyone has dicks you mongoloid, women exist.

>7.5 billion people on the planet
>Women aren't people
>My numbers are accurate

What point are you trying to make, sir?

idk i dont have a flexible measuring device and no you arent getting pictures

that would mean 3.25 billion you uneducated nigger

I don't understand why you're halving the number of people in the world.

use string, wrap string around your dick then put it against a ruler to see how long your circumfrence is.

Calm down desk warrior.

I literally just finished eating out a tight brunette for 40 minutes and she sucked me off for 15 and had one hell of a orgasm.

Go get some ass man, you'll enjoy life so much more

And this response doesn't make you sound like a virgin bragging about his imagined "sexual conquests" on the internet

>7.5 billion people on the planet
>that would mean 3.25 billion you uneducated nigger
3.25 x 2 = 6.5
topkek "you uneducated nigger"

Why do people feel the need to lie on an anonymous board? Maybe you could tell me what benefit you get from it. Is it like a role playing thing?

about the same TBH. Never really caused an issue. unless you want to fuck up a cervix.

pics or it didn't happen.

You dont have to believe shit. I couldn't give five fucks about you.

Just trying to be a Sup Forumsro, but your prefer to go defensive. -,-

No pics sorry dude. Wasn't too focused on taking shots while getting my rocks off.

ooo the virgin's salty.
this isn't call of duty you manlet, 'i fucked your mom' doesn't work on here, most of the niggers on here would fuck their own moms.

>I...I'm telling the truth! Fucking jerks. I was just trying to fit in! -,-

top zenzi

yep user's talking bullshit, fucking kek.

Are you encouraging him to become a faggot?

i totally have a blue eyes white dragon, my dad works for nintendo.
i'm not lying you guys. no i won't bring it to school, it's at home.

I am gay

i mean, twinks are pretty damn hot.
get onto grindr and suck some twink dick, always worth it.

same

How can you walk around with balls that big?

Tbh I don't understand the whole "6 inch girth" thing

Idk man my balls aren't that big. My dick however, is so small that I piss on my balls

What a dumb suggestion what if he's not a homosexual?