Chanology 2.0 begins today. This time, we will not stop until we dance on the corpse of Scientology
Here's what we do: we get tons of anons to email congressman and senators, encouraging them to have the IRS review Scientology's tax-exempt status and hopefully revoke it.
Someone good at writing should make a petition to the same affect at whitehouse.gov
Trump will stomp them into the ground. Remove tax exempt status and it's over for them
Cooper Nelson
I can get behind this
Samuel Scott
Just sent a KR on this to RTC.
Elijah Ward
You're a 1.1 nasty piece of SP shit.
Carter Myers
Piece of piss. Just get Fox news to report how Scientology is a cult or damaging the US in some way and Trump will be signing an executive order within 5 seconds.
Jeremiah Brown
how come the people who criticize scientology always talk about money and lies but never psychic powers or rape?
Caleb Jackson
oops, forgot to write my name on that one
Angel Williams
I've known several people who I don't know anymore because of Scientology. Bump.
Henry Mitchell
Trump was approached about this at the Red Cross Ball by Paulette Cooper. His advisers implied to her that he has zero interest in going after an American religious organization.
Jeremiah Johnson
Because you're probably an SP.
Ryan Butler
He doesn't go after anything until he's seen it on Fox. Like nuclear stockpiling for instance.
Caleb Hughes
It seems to me that an SP is something like a scientological heretic, but what is the origin of the word "suppressive" in this context? What is suppressed (other than my research, which is suppressed by the biggest group of SPs the world ever knew)?
Charles Perez
Writing congress. Making a petition. This is what Sup Forums is now. The first chanology was already super gay because people thought it was activism and not just luls.
Aiden White
No political gains or capital to be made from going after CoS. Fox have always ignored Scientology stories because of Greta too.
Adrian Howard
>he has zero interest in going after an American religious organization. He does what the people want. We make enough noise, it happens
James White
this.
Blake Jenkins
I'd be happy to write it. I'm a grants an contracts writer and I author policy and position papers all day every fucking day
Jonathan Gray
we can draw attention to it with more "interesting" tactics, but nothing that crosses the line. The first Chanology achieved nothing. Putting pressure on the government to revoke their tax exempt status 9remember the church owed over a billion dollars to the IRS before they got it) would effectively destroy Scientology.
We have the chance to finally bring them down,
Matthew Scott
In that your suppressive acts prevent the Church from expanding and freeing all of mankind.
John Hughes
I think we should get behind changing "black" porn category. It should just be called porn. No separate category. We need to flood twitter with hashtags for equality in the porn industry.
Xavier Hall
bump
Gavin King
Can I get a brief introduction to what the Church of scientology really is?
Hunter Evans
I'm in.
William Lewis
sweet. Once we have a good petition up, we just need 100k sigs to get a comment from the Gov
Oliver Sanchez
we're not your personal army- back to the SciTys
Elijah Thomas
Read Dianetics.
It's to help the able be more able, in that you can reach greater heights and better conditions.
Camden Phillips
The sad thing is you could probably convince the libcucks to do this.
James Nelson
Mental illness is caused by spirits of space aliens who were killed by another space alien. Information about how this nonsense works is portioned out slowly as you give money to the "church". Whole thing was founded by a shit-tier sci-fi novelist.
Noah Jones
check out the SP over here.
Angel Lopez
Its similar to Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Go to the Underground Bunker for detailed information.
Jaxon Cook
Read Piece of Blue Sky Madman or Messiah Going Clear (best 1) and Paulette Cooper Book: Scandal of Scientology
Noah Morgan
I'll take the b8 Prove your a Scientologist How do you feel about Leah Remiwhatevers TV shoe?
Ethan Thompson
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John Jenkins
Or just pick up a copy of Dianetics from your local Ideal Org and find out for yourself.
Jaxon Watson
Or I could go around talking to ash trays and lamps.
Gabriel Wright
Check em, fagots
Justin Barnes
The Guilty Remnant... Now there's a cult I can get behind
Sebastian Rodriguez
Didn't watch it. Don't need to. She's a fat and washed up mess who's now in the company of other apostates.
Jonathan Lewis
See also Mike Rinder's Blog. He was a former high-ranking official in the cult's paramilitary wing. He got out.
Samuel Ramirez
Thanks, bro. Can't believe such horseshit is called a "church".
Thomas Kelly
Shoot me a screen name or something. Let's touch base.
Oliver Myers
Simply part of an exercise. Nothing sinister.
Jose Jones
whoismikerinder.com
Jordan Davis
I DO NOT recommend you visit your local org.
Juan Perez
Rinder was just a spokesman (not a very good one either) he just inflates his own ego and self importance saying that he held any other significant posts.
Aaron Barnes
Why did you get into it?
So nothing she says is true?
How much money have you spent with scientology?
Do you have unrestricted TV/Internet access?
Would you join Seaorg?
What's your OT level?
Would you suck a log of shit out of Tom Cruises's asshole?
Gavin Perez
You must be out of your mind. I don't need you to explain the exercise to me. Why don't you explain why droves of people are leaving your sorry excuse for humanitarian organization and reporting having been brainwashed, sexually abused and emotionally scarred?
Robert Hall
oh my
Jayden Walker
Yeah but what if "space aliens" and "spirits" is really just code speak for some bona fide occult phenomena associated with torturing a living creature down to its etheric essence?
Anthony Bell
To free mankind.
Nothing at all. She's a liar.
I'm Sea Org, so I don't pay money in the way public do.
My access isn't restricted at all.
Already joined
OT 6
Uh no...
Joshua Rodriguez
Not true. We're the worlds fastest growning religion.
Dominic Butler
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Angel Peterson
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Anthony Mitchell
Dub Dubs for Xenu. Also can you tell us a little about the great Lord? You're not doing a good job at selling us on your religion. David Miscavige ought to fuck you with a cactus. Also you never answered my question. How much money have you given to the 'church' And why are you even on Sup Forums? I thought it was a no no to associate with SP's and were all SP's here
Hunter Clark
Prove it because I think the Muslims got you beat
Jack Nelson
There's this other thing called the Society of Creative Anachronists, or SCA. Since SCA is phonetically identical to SEA, is is possible that SCA is really scientology and "creative anachronism" is really
Charles Parker
They have operatives on Sup Forums, Facebook, twitter, tumblr, everywhere.
Blake Reyes
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Andrew Bell
I'm not here selling it. Just setting things straight.
COB and I have a great relationship and I work closely with him.
I have given no money to the Church as I was born Sea Org.
I'm here because it's part of my role in OSA.
Jace Jackson
Answer my questions.
Lincoln Stewart
You completely missed the point of what I said. Activism like this is total faggotry and should be expunged from Sup Forums. If it isn't funny or entertaining, or at least a worthwhile troll then its shit.
Carson Watson
So is anyone working on the petition, what do we got so far? pastebin anonnews facebook page what?
Liam Edwards
nobody cares enough you SP scumbag
Benjamin Nelson
my trips don't lie, either
James Cox
If the church of scientology was an actual church why would they take money from their congregation. I mean the catholics are doing pretty well and they don't force money from their people.
If I was trying to save mankind and have this secret how to do it I'd tell everyone I know.
Last post. I know im feeding bait.
Ayden Turner
there's plenty of other threads that are up for you to derail. whatever happened to spider man. why the fuck would you choose to talk people out of a thread. go back to your cans.
Hunter Jenkins
keep talking like that ass hat and they will. That language is not very zen of someone who's supposed to be mind over energy space and time... is it?
Carson Kelly
If my goal was to derail the thread I'd start posting gore. My goal is to tell you that you, and anyone like you are not part of Sup Forums culture. You're a bunch of newfags that think anonymous is worthwhile. (its not)
Charles Anderson
You seem as pure as Snow White. Yuk yuk yukity yuk.
Gavin Jackson
Ever heard of religious tithing? It's similar to what we do. We need funds to KSW.
David Lewis
Are you specifically tasked with monitoring Sup Forums for scientology threads?
David Price
What if Ron had wanted to do the butt sex with you??
Michael Nguyen
Thats OT VIII, dickhead.
Jeremiah Ward
What is your role in the Office of Special Affairs?
Christian Gutierrez
If you were a weird cult that liked to kill people, the auditing process would be agreat way to find out who you could kill and not have anyone notice.
Also, what does scientology say about this arg(ument)?
>mercy for those who stopped when they knew they wrong >death for those who stopped when I made them
Evan Wood
It's probably Jews ITT trying to raise a personal army to knock off their main competing faction in Hollywood.
Easton Mitchell
I'm sure you can figure that out for yourself..
Charles Baker
So why would I want to talk to some Kindergartener for. Go fuck yourself.
David Nguyen
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Jacob Allen
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Nathaniel Reed
Oh, it's part of the culture to start posting gore to derail a thread, is it?
Jaxson Green
You've spent the last 20 minutes or so talking to me. These are questions you've got to ask yourself.
Gabriel Bennett
Al Gore
Jonathan Lee
Tithing is completely optional. You can be in a religion and not give a cent.
Answer the question Mr. Scientology man.... if you guys have the secret to saving mankind and your whole concept is to save the world why aren't you giving that shit out for free?
Also is Xenu real? You keeping dodging the question
Cooper Nguyen
Ever sat in the chair in department 21?
Logan Fisher
It is actually, trolling itself is the primary function of Sup Forums, thus keeping all the assholes from trolling the other boards. My goal is not to derail, but to be a butthurt oldfag about Sup Forums becoming such a steaming pile of shit full of sjw and activist newfags that think they're the resistance. At least Sup Forums accomplished something.
Adrian Howard
>their main competing faction in Hollywood.
Does Sup Forums seriously take scientology's side? In the grand scheme of things, they have very, very little power in Hollywood (scientology, that is.) Their main celeb is Tom Cruise and he's washed up
Tyler Gray
We both know you can freezone everything.
Jeremiah Walker
No, I was talking to the person who thought that talking to ashtrays was supposed to help them achieve a higher state of being. Clearly you've found your piss and vinegar since then.
Camden Ortiz
Not sure what a Xenu is .. but anyway..
Because it takes funds to KSW and to fend off SP attacks in court.
Lucas Murphy
I think it's more that they want to Troll scientology and maybe help out the decent people of their cities who have fallen victim to the con. But mostly for the LOLs and for the tears... of OTs... who can't make people fly off into walls when they annoy them.
Nolan Phillips
Former galatic overlord 75 million years ago
David Evans
If this was a plan to troll anything I'd support it. Writing congress and making a petition isn't trolling. Its activism of the most pointless and lefty style.
Charles Russell
Clearly you have never talked to an ashtray, friendo.
Dominic Butler
Uh that sounds dreamt up to me. Never heard of him
Ethan Baker
Xenu transcends gender, ciscum
David Smith
The Wall of Fire? The Incident?
Just saying you're in a country with freedom to practice religion. And people do believe wackier shit than you guys. If your cult wasn't up to something shady in the books you wouldn't need to go to court all the time
Julian Powell
If you say so. Dont know who its supposed to be.
Jose Lee
I think that dealing with the church has maybe brought some buthurt feelings and they got a little edgy with the petitions, but it would be great to see them lose their tax exemptions - and more over because Trump of all people ordered it. I could get behind that. I would like to be part of that. This is just one thread man.
Carter Peterson
I already told you, pal. Galactic overlord 75 million years ago. Did some shit with volcanoes on teegeeack.