"Hey son, why aren't you hanging out with your girlfriend or your friends on this beautiful friday night?"

>"Hey son, why aren't you hanging out with your girlfriend or your friends on this beautiful friday night?"

Heil Hitler

It's Friday morning dad I have to go to work you lazy nigger

it's 10:50 and I'm at the office, papá, go back to play mus with your friends

stroke a nerve

>its already friday night in australia

cant make this shit up

But dad it's 11 in the morning

No wonder we're so much better than the rest of the world kek

>mum walks in room and asks what I'm doing
>nothing
>oh....ok

I just know she's upset,

Stop making fun of me dad. You know very well I have no such things.

Tfw gotta hear the new step dad BLACK mom every night.

>tfw gran said she's wants to hold your children before she kicks it again

>again
W-what

"We've already discussed this Dad."

Hello father, I am discussing international culture or Sup Forums if you will

fugg off you'll never be my dad

dad where did you get niggeritis? have you been listening to Waka Flocka all night again?

fucking hell I'm taking you to the hospital, for the third time this month.

My grandmother said the same thing before her third death

I already fucking told you, I work night shift to get away from people

For the last time, Jamal...
Just because you're plowing my mom doesn't mean I'm suddenly your child.

GET OUT

You know I need those Overwatch lootboxes, dad. What the fuck

go back to your nigger cellar, nigger dad

Hey dad, why don't you go fuck off

D-dad.. why are you black?

that doesn't make any sense moron

My father is nigger, oh shit

papà perché sei negro e mi stai parlando in inglese, che cazzo sta' succedendo

But I am doing exactly that. Look here, Sup Forums and my friends from all over the world, and look here, this is space elf queen Sees-alien-dawns, queen of my most powerful vassal state.