I have 335 golf balls and counting. What should i do with them?
I have 335 golf balls and counting. What should i do with them?
Henry Richardson
Aaron Murphy
Choke on them
Gavin King
In the ass 1 by 1
Julian Ortiz
but why do you have so many?
where the fuck did you get so many?
how many can I fit in my ass?
Hudson Roberts
Go to your nearest golf club early in the morning and place 10-15 at random places on every green
Caleb Cruz
This
Gabriel Stewart
Go to Golfclubs and return them for money.
Asher Rivera
sell them to golfers outside the golf place
John White
Make a fully automatic golf ball shooter
Owen Hall
I have to agree.
Dominic Jenkins
home-made anal beads
Liam Morgan
Get a job in civil service, marry a young jewish woman and retire at age 67
John Thomas
Go up a hill and hit them off at things like trains, cars, etc.
Luke Reed
Kek
Caleb Murphy
whats the point of threads like these?
they always end with someone pointing to stick something up OP's ass.
Do you want to get you ass filled with something and need Sup Forums's approval? is this it, faggot?!
Grayson Murphy
Put this post in your asshole too
Levi Young
Make a golf ball cannon and kill people with it. Become the elusive golf ball killer.
Asher Bennett
>print post
>shove in pooper
>poop post out
>post about you shoving a printed post into pooper
>print that out
>shove into pooper
>repeat 1-4
>???
>profit
Kevin White
Get to a vantage point, tall building or something, then proceed to shoot them at random places. Densely populated places if possible
Jackson Sullivan
boy would that be a good story
>ask the internet what to do with his excess of balls
>lives a normal life
>tf m8
Daniel Brooks
Going to need this too
amazon.com
Nathaniel Perry
get 365 and eat 1 every day
Carter Wright
Sell them for 15$ a pop and invest in diving equipment and a net.
Start gettimg more golf balls from golf lakes.
This is millionaire territory.
Brody Thompson
Alright OP, I used to do this shit as a kid.
Roll em in the street. A busy one.
The ball shoots out from under the tire like a baseball at a batting range. Fast. Probably close to the speed of the car. And they'll bounce far and high.
Take cover and film that shit.
Leo Cruz
Samefag. Those golf balls could very well cause some property damage.
Don't fucking be seen. Dump, run, film, laugh your ass off.
Brandon Lopez
dump them in the neighbors yard when his grass is high and wait for him to mow the lawn, then sue when they come back and hit your own property
Connor Hill
Play golf.
Luis Thomas
this and also ressurect hitler with 200 golfballs.
James Wright
>get two friends
>three man slingshot
>shoot
Or play golf
Kayden Campbell
scout.com
>this
>inb4 cuck doesnt own a shotgun but has access to a box and bucket of anal beads
Jackson Murphy
>Fill backpack with as many as possible
>go to closest mall
>find crowded escalator
>dump some down
>record
>b line to the exit
>repeat
Leo Rogers
But like, why?
Carter Sullivan
You could probably get $50 easy of craigslist, plus the chance of some assplay.
Andrew Anderson
Release them down an Upward moving escalator
Evan Cox
I tried to get rubber bands out of a golf ball using a pair of scissors and severed a nerve in my thumb. Do that.
Hudson Foster
rubber bands in a golf ball...
Gabriel Morris
you could just put them all in one bucket, post it and caption it " i have a bucket of balls" . You'll be an Icon on Sup Forums.
Aiden Roberts
Noah Long
Pretty much, yeah it's actually a length of elastic wrapped around itself. /sawed one open as part of a science class years ago
Alexander Ross
That's what some golf balls have in them
Aiden Jones
Did you cut yourself with the scissors or was it the uncoiling elastic?
Tyler Bennett
I slipped and stabbed my left thumb with the scissors. Had to have surgery to reconnect my nerve. Was 14 and dumb.
Brody Carter
Find a bridge over a busy freeway, dump all 335 onto the road below. Be sure to video the result.