Share your best line that's actually worked on a chick

Share your best line that's actually worked on a chick.

"You're the perfect combination of sexy and cute."

*spits*

yo babaa, wanna du sum fuck?

"Here, taste this booger."

do you wanna build a snowman

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"Did you fall from the local radio tower? Because you're sending off angelic frequencies like only a shooting star would when turning its back on God to do a bungee jump."

did you fall from the sky? because you look fucking terrible.

first okcupid message to current gf:

Hello milady, how are you?

*tips fedora

>mfw she loves it. brings it up all the time
>mfw she fucks on the first date
>mfw still at it over a year later

I just tell them the truth and give them attention

then I fuck them and make them cum

women love me

>2017
>using pickup lines
It's like you don't even wanna get pussy bro, you trying to evolve into the ultimate cringelord or something?

This is why you are still virgins. Who do you think you're fooling?

lol I love seeing these faggots believing this shit

They should put in the time and research this shit, this is key
I've been researching bodybuilding for 5 months and I've built a fucking internal library of knowledge that helps me get gains and slay bitches, talking total fucking dimes bro

All this confidence gets so many pussies wet that I long dick bitches on the daily

My wealth of knowledge also landed me a job, CEO of a major company and get paid 10k a day

Ask me anything faggots, I'll show you the light

Watch out, master pussy slaying machines here guys.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

The original question

Is that you, John?

Me: I've got some coke up my ass, do you want some?

Her: What? Eww

Me: Just kidding *pulls out a can of coke from my ass* it's not the coke you're thinking of

Her: oh wow thanks user *slurps the coke*

Do you want to get sushi?

"Hey, you wanna get outta here?"

Has worked many times at bars.

Risky one but;
hey we gonna fuck or not? this place is empty for the next hour
context - after a conference

"Hey you like Drake? I think his shit is LIT! Haha, hey I'm Kevin."
100% succes rate

lemme smash