ABUs

>ABUs

Give me your tears lads, you got thoroughly exposed.

Poonited is irrelevant

>7th place

really upset that you started challenging for the title with this watford win

posting roaches so that the slovakian abu is summosed quicker

Only a small time club with a small time mentality like United would celebrate a 3-1 win over Swansea like they just won the Champions League.

Wake me up when Ibra and the dabbing Joe Allen do something against a competent Premier League defense.

6th and climbing you butthurt ABU kek

swansea*

lol, you're just that irrelevant right now

Ibra was worth his transfer fee

Pogba wasn't

>8 points from top
>more than half of season left
>already played against all title rivals

>competent Premier League defense.
That's a fucking oxymoron. Besides, the defense wasn't even the biggest problem, they didn't pressure Manure from midfield on, it was a walk to the goal.

>he's proud of being 6th

Dabbing Joe Allen is inappropriate, since he's clearly better than pooh bear and I'm not even joking

ABUs are trembling la

>That's a fucking oxymoron
we're not talking about la liga here

These tears

They never stop being delicious

chelsea's defense has been ok since dropping ivanovic and changing formation

It did look decent and 5 games without goals against them is nice but that's just one team either way.
Rest of the league ranges from "comical" to "got their days sometimes".

>the almighty Swansea destroyers
>Same team that lost to Watford 3-1 that klopp beat 6-1 (a real contender to the title)
>Same team that can't dominate the euro league when playing clubs that are worth 1/6 of their squad
>Manure customers

>6th (sixth)

abu here, I was relatively aware you would win today, but not being as bad as swansea is not a thing to be happy about. get 3 points form arsenal at home and 3 from west ham, and everton in the next two games ike you actually should and then we can talk again.

>A beats B while B beats C so A beats C fallacy
Manure stopped the mighty Burnley from winning, something your title contenders couldn't do.

>apologize
>because manure beat fucking relegation fodder swansea and old man ibra scored against a ligue 1 tier team

>winning 3-1 against the 19th placed team is now such an achievement that it warrants multiple threads

Small club mentality 2bh

The salty tears keep on flowing...

I like to enjoy ABU tears with a side of chips, how about you?

>chips
do you mean fries or actual chips

>you lived to see manure fans celebrate a 3-1 against relegation Swansea like they just broke a shirt sale record

what world lads

fries = chips
chips = crisps

>shirt sale record

Keeeeeeeeeeek

THERE ARE NO FRIES IN BONGLAND?!

DUDE WTF LITERAL 4TH WORLD CUNTREE

Fries makes more sense since they're fried food tobehonest

yeah and chips are literally chips of potatoes

Yeah, don't know what brits were thinking when naming food

Manure is gonna win the most important trophy this season tho

do you call fried chicken fries too?

I call it "fried chicken"
Do you call it chip chicken?

lel

"fries" are literall chips of potatoes as well

I prefer my fried chips of potatoes crisp tßh

>against Swansea

i would prefer if you didn't @ me

arent fries a little too big to be considered a chip as in something that was chipped off?

Brits have receding chins and weak jawlines so their fries need to be extra small.

It doesn't matter what size is the thing chipped off, you could chip a leg off someone. You wouldn't call that a fry would you mate

Would call it fried leg if it were fried though

Liverpool rightfuly 1st. Literally our year. Customers proud of scraping 6th.

If I fried the leg I certainly would rather call the end product a fry than a chip.

did I mention frying the leg?

...

You were commiting a red herring fallacy so we rectified it m8

define "small"

your penis

It's necessary to make it crisp. Only an isolated, insular savage people would ever eat their chipped legs unfried.

ok guys i give up

Don't beat yourself up over this, friend-o

it's ok Ireland

Don't call me that »:(

shiiet sorry man, i'm just high